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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I thought we just hated mothman because he's from West Virginia You're on the wrong side of the Mason Dixon, Mr. Mothra 
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Aug 18, 2022 03:00
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Saw one of those "Tic Tac" UFOs today when I was on a 737 at about ~35,000 ft cruising altitude and normal speed over the middle of Greenland. Whatever it was moved roughly twice or more as fast parallel, a bit higher then the airliner. Probably not aliens, just military being sloppy and showing off their new tech. Pic sucks but it was hella not another normal plane when seen with the eye and everyone was pointing it out, it very much did not look like a plane and the speed was crazy. This is actually all true, not pretending, just nowhere else to really share it and hey, mystery thread! 
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Aug 18, 2022 03:06
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Tree Bucket posted:I've devoted my life to hunting cryptids. But what happens when we find them? What becomes of us when the unknown creatures become known? Are we doomed, like Alexander, to weep at the world's edge? What if, when we catch what we were hunting, we open our grasping hands and see only emptiness? Your question and your problem are related. A hungry cryptid hunter is a poor cryptid hunter.
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Aug 18, 2022 04:09
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dr_rat posted:Wait wasn't the end goal to get them to come to our poker games? If I can say I beat a bigfoot at poker, well then I can die genuinely saying I had a good life. still searching for the elusive pool shark
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Aug 18, 2022 04:12
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*Eats a chupacabra chalupa smugly*
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Big Beef City posted:I miss mah boy Drew There’s a reason we berried ‘im face down, you wanna take a tussle fer ol’ times sake
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Aug 18, 2022 04:19
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The Butcher posted:Saw one of those "Tic Tac" UFOs today when I was on a 737 at about ~35,000 ft cruising altitude and normal speed over the middle of Greenland. Whatever it was moved roughly twice or more as fast parallel, a bit higher then the airliner. Neat
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Tree Bucket posted:I've devoted my life to hunting cryptids. But what happens when we find them? Sounds like you have an answer
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Aug 18, 2022 05:09
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which is a more seminal treasure opera: Count of Monte Christo or Treasure Island? Or maybe Poe's short The Gold Bug, to cover all angles of the France + England + US treasure traditions
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Aug 18, 2022 05:25
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:*Eats a chupacabra chalupa smugly* does it taste like the goats it ate, or what? which taco bell did you get it from? Trip report pls tried to buy a case of chupacabra meat packed in cans once, but I'm pretty sure it was just unlabeled spam 
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E/N: My *girlfriend* loves chibi-chupacabras and I'm a dubloon-fiend. What's the perfect cross-hunting trip for us in South America? Note that I have a prescription to wear diabetic-friendly shorts in all weather biomes, so no mosquitoes please
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Aug 18, 2022 07:10
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BIGFOOT hosed ME
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Aug 18, 2022 07:48
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I don't believe you. Not after the years uh work we done put in
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:BIGFOOT hosed ME Scrawny li’l feller like you? Reckon not. Squatch needs a man what can handle ‘im, a BURLY feller if y’ catch m’ drift. Now shut yer mouth and fetch them diet Thunders out m’ trunk, I got some drinkin’ t’ do.
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Aug 18, 2022 12:32
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Hey fellas. I was just thinking and.. How come there's no women on these forums? In fact I haven't been on a single sqatch hunt where there's been a woman present. What the heck is going on?
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Aug 18, 2022 12:40
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I seen a woman once. Tney are definitely real, don't let the skeptics convince you otherwise.
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Aug 18, 2022 12:41
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Hey fellas. I was just thinking and.. How come there's no women on these forums? In fact I haven't been on a single sqatch hunt where there's been a woman present. What the heck is going on? Wouldn't know what to do with a squatch iffn they caught one I reckon
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Aug 18, 2022 12:44
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I want the sqatch to be real but there is no way someone out in the bush hasn't shot one yet. You get to try a few bites of sqatch meat and sell the rest to the highest bidder, and get on the news and stuff then write a memoir about it. Or I guess donate it to science if you don't want to profit and be famous. But you know you are going to still grill up some bites.
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Aug 18, 2022 13:32
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You better start believing in squatches, friend, yer living with one
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Aug 18, 2022 13:43
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Colonel Cancer posted:You better start believing in squatches, friend, yer living with one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU0tio7WZtE
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Aug 18, 2022 14:14
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The Butcher posted:Saw one of those "Tic Tac" UFOs today when I was on a 737 at about ~35,000 ft cruising altitude and normal speed over the middle of Greenland. Whatever it was moved roughly twice or more as fast parallel, a bit higher then the airliner. This is hugely rad. I love it. Tunicate posted:Sounds like you have an answer Sigh. Bunyip steaks with mothman sauce it is, then. Kraken calamari. Krakalamari??
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Aug 18, 2022 15:01
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Just a heads-up, I was reading the forums at the library and right after I scrolled past this image a guy in a dark suit started glancing over at me and writing things down. I got out of there pretty quick but I'll be back later in the week so if I see him again I'll update.
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Aug 18, 2022 16:57
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I mean, yeah I guess I've had a thing for older women since high school, really. Mrs. Reyez's Spanish class. AYE, ME GUSTA! Hehe, but seriously. But when I met Karen, I mean, that was it. Sure, she's almost 40. Sure, she's got a kid. But goddamn, those thighs... whoo boy! E: Oops... wrong hunter forum, sorry
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Aug 18, 2022 17:15
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Hey fellas. I was just thinking and.. How come there's no women on these forums? In fact I haven't been on a single sqatch hunt where there's been a woman present. What the heck is going on? It's self-perpetuating. Most women don't want to join something that feels like a 'boys club", and the Supernatural fandom has been poaching young women with a burgeoning interest in monsters and monster hunters from us for years.
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Aug 18, 2022 17:56
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We don't bring the women folk on the squatch hunts because you know, they might be on "that time". The sasquatches can smell it for miles and it spooks them right off. So it's just me and the boys in a tent, far away from the city folk, with all their questions and disbelief.
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Aug 18, 2022 18:11
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IM EX GOVERNMENT ALIEN CIA I KNOW WHERE BIGFOOT TAKES PIANO LESSONS I HAVE SMELLED AREA 51 AMA
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GolfHole posted:IM EX GOVERNMENT ALIEN CIA I KNOW WHERE BIGFOOT TAKES PIANO LESSONS I HAVE SMELLED AREA 51 AMA My dick smells of fish. Could I be an Innsmouth person?
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The Butcher posted:We don't bring the women folk on the squatch hunts because you know, they might be on "that time". Sasquatch catches a whiff of menstrual blood and nopes right the gently caress out, but the stanky melange of gunpowder, PBR, and frumunda cheese from several 300+ pound hillbillies who've been in the bush for a week doesn't bother him at all and indeed, draws him closer.
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Aug 18, 2022 18:23
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Any good sightings in the Napa area? I heard some chupacabras maybe sometimes wander that far north, anyone confirm? Anyway, my girlfriend keeps bugging me to take her to some vineyard and I don't think I can put it off much longer. Karen does love her wine, lol calls it her "mommy juice" on that blog she's always typing on. Looks like that trip to Oregon is gonna have to be postponed.
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Aug 18, 2022 18:47
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Sasquatch catches a whiff of menstrual blood and nopes right the gently caress out, but the stanky melange of gunpowder, PBR, and frumunda cheese from several 300+ pound hillbillies who've been in the bush for a week doesn't bother him at all and indeed, draws him closer. Them hairy beasts just love it, they get all up in there, snufflin an’ such, you can feel the hot breath on yer neck, makin them li’l hairs stand up, y’ know? They get reeaaalll close, jus’ sniffin, catchin’ a man’s musk and gettin’ all rowdy an such. An’ that’s even b’fore the squatches show up!
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Sasquatch catches a whiff of menstrual blood and nopes right the gently caress out, but the stanky melange of gunpowder, PBR, and frumunda cheese from several 300+ pound hillbillies who've been in the bush for a week doesn't bother him at all and indeed, draws him closer. Sounds like you're mad you weren't invited on the sasquatch hunt last week
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*Eats Sasquatch umbilical cord smugly*
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:*Eats Sasquatch umbilical cord smugly* "We are squatching on the basest of plains; What we need, is more fur..." 
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Colonel Cancer posted:Gorsh is it squatch season already? My bad missing this. To answer your question: yes but the permits are extra limited this year
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mothman would be a tender, empathetic, lover who'd tear your rear end in a top hat apart like that shitbox bridge
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I heard the Consourvetive Government in Canada would deport Squatch from Vancouver Island and I just don't think that is right, he is a Free Squatch of the Land and has no borders.
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Smugworth posted:Sounds like you're mad you weren't invited on the sasquatch hunt last week It ain't the same without Drew
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Womblemania posted:It ain't the same without Drew RIP my brother
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