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Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

goatface posted:

Do earth-born lizard people count as cryptids or are they just aliens?

Expats

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Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

Stonehouse Beach posted:

[Megathread] Poo identification – from Fouke monster floaters to Dover demon dingleberries

Don't forget the most precious mineral of Mother Nature!



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprolite

Womblemania
Sep 4, 2022

by Hand Knit
Would you risk a blowie from a vampire? Asking for a friend

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
No fangs

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

Womblemania posted:

Would you risk a blowie from a vampire? Asking for a friend

The greatest cryptid treasure of all

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Womblemania posted:

Would you risk a blowie from a vampire? Asking for a friend

He asked that and now he's gone, there's only one explanation for this:
Bigfoot has joined forces with the marauding bugs of mars to suppress the truth about vamp jobs!

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Friends
As an avi(a)d bird Photographer, I spend a Lot of time in the Wilderness. Generally I get photos of species already Known to Science- but in this Case I believe I have "snapped" as it were an image of a cryptozoological species As Yet unknown to mainstream taxonomists. I had to Edit the image somewhat in Order to bring out the finer Details but, may I present to you, the four-Winged heronduck ?

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

We provide one of the largest bigfoot erotica collections in the world with millions of carefully curated images and videos. And we are so sure of the quality that we offer a 1 month money back guarantee! PM me for more information. CC charges are privacy protected and done with a neutral company name!

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Tree Bucket posted:

Friends
As an avi(a)d bird Photographer, I spend a Lot of time in the Wilderness. Generally I get photos of species already Known to Science- but in this Case I believe I have "snapped" as it were an image of a cryptozoological species As Yet unknown to mainstream taxonomists. I had to Edit the image somewhat in Order to bring out the finer Details but, may I present to you, the four-Winged heronduck ?


:eyepop: :swoon: :eyepop: :swoon: :eyepop: :swoon:

that looks delicious

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

GABA ghoul posted:

CC charges are privacy protected and done with a neutral company name!

Why a neutral company name. I want my bank to know I want to gently caress a bigfoot.

How else can I get them to respect me. :(

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine
Good hunter,

May you find your worth in the waking World

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

I just remembered that one guy who posted something like 6 pages of almost nothing but orc erotica in a thread over a timespan of a year. And then he tried to defend himself with "i was of course posting it ironically, you just don't get jokes. I don't even like orc erotica :hehe:". Man, what a time to be alive

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

GABA ghoul posted:

I just remembered that one guy who posted something like 6 pages of almost nothing but orc erotica in a thread over a timespan of a year. And then he tried to defend himself with "i was of course posting it ironically, you just don't get jokes. I don't even like orc erotica :hehe:". Man, what a time to be alive

and now he's running twitter into the ground

small world huh

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

SatansOnion posted:

:eyepop: :swoon: :eyepop: :swoon: :eyepop: :swoon:

that looks delicious

4 wings = 2x the deliciousness!

Anyway did they shave bigfoot yet?

All that comes up online is bigfoot shaving their legs
I ain't opening no tiktok to find out if anyone finished it
Help me out goons hunters

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

hawowanlawow posted:

parts of the congo river are 720 feet deep. that's nuts

Tree Bucket posted:

I bet there's hecka cryptids down there.

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

PlaysGamesWrong posted:

Cryptid Daguerreotype




















BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

*Eats a chupacabra chalupa smugly*

SatansOnion posted:

tried to buy a case of chupacabra meat packed in cans once



You monsters.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I prefer the smaller, domesticated chupacabra known as the guinea pig

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Fellers, shouldn't it be Bigfeet?
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Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine
shoutout to all the Old Hunters out there, making ironic Hell hunting look fly as Hell

Analytic Engine fucked around with this message at 04:57 on May 12, 2023

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
"They say that deep in the Kirkhole, encased in a blob of petrified Crisco, lies a solid gold Rolex.
They say it's still ticking, that peristalsis and kegels keep it alive.
That if you see the date, its either the date of your birth or the day of your death."

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

feedmyleg posted:

Yeah, he's a pretty chill dude






Just don't spill his coke...


Or try to cheat him...


Or get between him and a lady...

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

GaryFrenchkiss posted:

Cthulhu working a shift at Starbucks


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Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine
Wet Treasure Hunting: shoving Davey Jones into his locker

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