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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014



because in the UK fannies are vaginas. imagine buying packs of vaginas from some welsh perv. no thanks

fanny packs are fine in the US though. any goons wearing fanny packs in 2022?

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001



I was hip to be square back in 1986.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



queening on film while strapped with two Pornhub branded hip bags filled with butter knives to own the Tories

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Please report me if I am missing this JP warning label. I must not be posting without it. Thank you.


For the people who invented english, the brits are pretty awful at speaking it.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



they're called bum bags, op

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!



Do British people call it your “booty” because a “boot” is the car’s trunk or whatever?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






i definitely picked up a pack of vaginas on my last trip across the pond, cleared customs just fine.

op wrong as usual.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009



Fun Shoe

I have a gameboy advanced fanny pack, which I use to carry my gameboy advanced, my gameboy advanced games and my gameboy advanced charger

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

bussy sacks

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


It's apparently also really offensive to use the term "spaz" because for some reason over there it's heavily and specifically associated with epilepsy

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Can I pack my own fanny, though?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!



Das Boo posted:

Can I pack my own fanny, though?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



Devils Affricate posted:

It's apparently also really offensive to use the term "spaz" because for some reason over there it's heavily and specifically associated with epilepsy

it's not really. we just say that to get people banned

blue peter is a very long running kids show that in the 80s had a person with spastic cerebral palsy feature heavily (no idea where you got epilepsy from). he had pretty severe speech impediments and from that moment "spastic" was embedded in schoolyards nationwide as a sick burn

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

it's not really. we just say that to get people banned

blue peter is a very long running kids show that in the 80s had a person with spastic cerebral palsy feature heavily (no idea where you got epilepsy from). he had pretty severe speech impediments and from that moment "spastic" was embedded in schoolyards nationwide as a sick burn

My bad, somehow I mixed up the associated disease. But yeah the point is it's hilariously esoteric bullshit that has somehow been generalized to the point where people get still banned for it on a dead, gay, and very American message board to this day.

rekko
Jul 24, 2022

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Das Boo posted:

Can I pack my own fanny, though?

If you believe in yourself and are bored or horny enough yes!

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


Scrotum Modem posted:

imagine buying packs of vaginas from some welsh perv.

if there are any welsh reading this post, please text me instanter

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007




Pocket over the lady pocket.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

it's not really. we just say that to get people banned

blue peter is a very long running kids show that in the 80s had a person with spastic cerebral palsy feature heavily (no idea where you got epilepsy from). he had pretty severe speech impediments and from that moment "spastic" was embedded in schoolyards nationwide as a sick burn

If there's anything the brits are good at, it's coming up with derogatory slang for everything. They even came up with "gammon" for white supremacists because their angry faces are all flushed like a raw ham.

rekko
Jul 24, 2022

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Fartington Butts posted:

... lady pocket.

Putting this phrase in mine

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



Choked on a chip butty in a lorry loo

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


Pretty sure it's still currently legal to buy fleshlights in the UK, so you can buy packs of fannys. For now, anyway.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

The shortage of lust bums from 2021 really rocked the market

rekko
Jul 24, 2022

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❗スゴイ❗


syntaxfunction posted:

Pretty sure it's still currently legal to buy fleshlights in the UK,

I will freely admit I'm a bit naïve, so... is this true?

I have definitely purchased a small bullet vibrator from a vending machine in the ladies toilet in an Edinburgh pub, but also those things are sometimes in weird grey area as novelties, so I'm willing to believe sex toys are illegal to sell despite having personally bought one 🤔

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


I'll just use a sack

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

Touch Fuzzy, get Spooky



lol

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast


can't live without spunk in my fanny

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Colonel Cancer posted:

The shortage of lust bums from 2021 really rocked the market

Look at this fuckin dweeb they're called sex arses idiot

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Chief McHeath posted:

Look at this fuckin dweeb they're called sex arses idiot

Maybe in London, guv'nor

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side


slammin granny in the bum

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!






syntaxfunction posted:

Pretty sure it's still currently legal to buy fleshlights in the UK, so you can buy packs of fannys. For now, anyway.

Theyre also called sex arses here op :sexarse:

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Love wearing my pussy pack. Sorry not sorry

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





Devils Affricate posted:

My bad, somehow I mixed up the associated disease. But yeah the point is it's hilariously esoteric bullshit that has somehow been generalized to the point where people get still banned for it on a dead, gay, and very American message board to this day.

sorry but if we can't call people "tHe C wOrD" because it's apparently a gendered insult in the USA then you're just gonna have to deal with it :cool:

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

it's not really. we just say that to get people banned

blue peter is a very long running kids show that in the 80s had a person with spastic cerebral palsy feature heavily (no idea where you got epilepsy from). he had pretty severe speech impediments and from that moment "spastic" was embedded in schoolyards nationwide as a sick burn

Look at this fuken joey!


Would have been a thing said on a 80's/90's playground

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





Fumble posted:

Look at this fuken joey!


Would have been a thing said on a 80's/90's playground

in Scottish playgrounds in the 90s there was a lot of calling people a "spazzie", complete with putting your tongue under your bottom lip and going "mnnghh"

I'm glad times have changed tbh

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Panic! At The Tesco posted:

sorry but if we can't call people "tHe C wOrD" because it's apparently a gendered insult in the USA then you're just gonna have to deal with it :cool:

I'm in the USA and I think it's fine. The intensely gendered use of it wasn't something I encountered until just a couple years ago. Seeing it banned here was equally weird to me.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!


Nap Ghost

It's hosed up that it's illegal to say "crumbum" in the UK

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

KIMCHI! KIMCHI!
I can't shut the fuck up about KIMCHI!


The things William Henry Hairytaint does behind closed doors are also illegal in the UK

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


I was gonna make a funny joke about how in the UK they are actually called c-word packs because the c-word in the UK doesnt have the same connotation as it does here

i think the ironic yet appropriate context makes it a legitimate used of the word but, just to be safe, have this watered-down version with an uninteresting explanation

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



Pontificating rear end posted:

I was gonna make a funny joke about how in the UK they are actually called c-word packs because the c-word in the UK doesnt have the same connotation as it does here

i think the ironic yet appropriate context makes it a legitimate used of the word but, just to be safe, have this watered-down version with an uninteresting explanation

coward

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



always risk it for the joke

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