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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

"Neil Hamburger" posted:


Why did Emma "Baby" Spice steal a homeless man's hat in 1997?

Why, to soothe the burning pain of her battered, chapped vagina!!

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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
I don’t think the spice girls own any of their music and they’re probably poor so OP posted the equivalent of bumfights.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0urCxOZR5cI

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Valko posted:

I mean, who didn't have their suspicions? I'm pretty sure a couple of the girls in All Saints did the same.

https://www.newstatesman.com/culture/music-theatre/2019/09/ginger-spice-and-scary-spice-slept-together-if-only-they-d-mentioned

Of course I'm gonna accept all cookies

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I did it all for the cookies.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i have information that will lead to the arrest of baby spice

itry
Aug 23, 2019




I'll tell you what I want. What I really, really want

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Ok Google, how much spice can a baby eat?

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Churchill was falsely attributed a lot of quotes about his thoughts on the Spice Girls:

"If you don't think Ginger Spice was the hottest when you're 25, you've got no heart. If you don't think Sporty was the hottest by the time you're 35, you've got no brain."

"The only traditions of Girl Power are Scary, Ginger, and the Posh."

Historians can't find any evidence he actually made these quotes, also citing he died years before they appeared on the pop scene.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

the spice girls are british and therefore colonising scum and should be treated as international pariahs

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
i wish that all the spice girls would combine into one giant girl and flush me down the toilet

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
This teaches us all that with Girl Power comes Girl Responsibility

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


JediTalentAgent posted:

Churchill was falsely attributed a lot of quotes about his thoughts on the Spice Girls:

"If you don't think Ginger Spice was the hottest when you're 25, you've got no heart. If you don't think Sporty was the hottest by the time you're 35, you've got no brain."

"The only traditions of Girl Power are Scary, Ginger, and the Posh."

Historians can't find any evidence he actually made these quotes, also citing he died years before they appeared on the pop scene.
Churchill was nothing if not a soothsayer. Those quotes don't evoke the usual cogitation one normally experiences when they hear Churchill, but if you say he said those things - I will choose to believe it.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

itry posted:

I'll tell you what I want. What I really, really want

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Ginger was a looksome lady

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Gentle Autist posted:

the spice girls are british and therefore colonising scum and should be treated as international pariahs

I would never let these brits colonise my cum! :colbert:

Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer
I wish Scary Spice would beat me to death with a shovel

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Bad Purchase posted:

sporty spice was behind the may 2010 stock market flash crash

you shut your dirty mouth Bad Purchase

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Really really really want to roll a beggar

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Really really really want to roll a beggar

Brag to all my friends about the $6.50 I stole.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Girl Power!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
spice up my life? i'd rather spice up my dinner, thanks!

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Bad Purchase posted:

i have information that will lead to the arrest of baby spice

:rip:, Bad Purchase.

Stonehouse Beach
Feb 8, 2019

Durzel posted:

Churchill was nothing if not a soothsayer. Those quotes don't evoke the usual cogitation one normally experiences when they hear Churchill, but if you say he said those things - I will choose to believe it.

Churchill KNEW about the imminent Coventry bombing and let it happen. All to prevent the birth of the Sixth Spice

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I saw an OL steal cigarettes from a sleeping homeless in Tokyo once. Her depravity was highly erotic ngl

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I prefer the Spite Girls

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
here's the story from a to z

you wanna get with me

well r u in2 pee

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Mozi posted:

spice up my life? i'd rather spice up my dinner, thanks!

Excuse me, is there black pepper in this? It didn’t say it was spicy on the menu.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
I would like to know what the spice is. I know ginger is a spice, and Melange B and C. Baby is not a spice. Or is it???

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Me seeing Baby Spice for the first time: "That's a grown rear end woman!"

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
The REAL spice girls were in fact, Jessica, Chani, Harah, Shadout Mapes and Princess Irulan.
AKA Mother spice, Girlfriend spice, Concubine spice, Old spice and Royal Spice.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
And the Backstreet Boys were ehm... Danny, Jeff, Nicholas, Qbert, and the Kwisatz Haderach.



Hey you think Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys ever hooked up? Bet they did it all the time.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

little known fact: The Backstreet Boys were actually the grown-up version of New Kids on the Block!

itry
Aug 23, 2019





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...'ll tell you what I want. What I really, really want

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

numberoneposter posted:

I did it all for the cookies.
Come on.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i will probably go to my grave having not watched spice world

i desire to see it, but my life is on a trajectory where it may never become possible

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Bad Purchase posted:

i will probably go to my grave having not watched spice world

i desire to see it, but my life is on a trajectory where it may never become possible

i only watched a little bit of it

the gimmick was, the spice girls were treated like they were somehow some kind of cartoon characters or something, who had no real knowledge of how the real world worked

(unless i read it wrong and that's just how they actually are)

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Homeless Spice was part of the original lineup, but mysteriously disappeared and never mentioned again.

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Apartheid Spice

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