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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



This thread is for sharing sweet posting gimmicks with other posters who might not be cool enough to have or make their own gimmick. Here are a few.

- Guy who incessantly posts about Mel C of the Spice Girls. No matter what topic they transform the thread into something about Mel C.

- Person with text signature who hasn't figured out that it looks silly and we all make fun of them behind their back

- TCC poster just trying to get their like back on track

- Literally A "[insert thing here]"

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


only capitalizes the last letter of a sentencE.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013





Hey check this out:

Go gently caress yourself, op

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


Big Beef City posted:

Hey check this out:

Go gently caress yourself, op

This is just your original posting gimmick

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



Big Beef City posted:

Hey check this out:

Go gently caress yourself, op

Oh great. This guy. :rolleyes:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


What if you only ever posted questions?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



sort of slow but really friendly guy

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




Guy who only posts five.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

Touch Fuzzy, get Spooky


I don't think making bad threads is a sweet or new gimmick.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017


a super subtle but consistent posting gimmick that will be discovered years later after you're banned

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

time to post

archaic slurs

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

time to post

like im real mad about those got drat sea people

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


Haven't started the gimmick up yet
But I'll only post in rhyming couplets

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

Just enjoy the show.
:mrwhite:


A guy who plays the very long game to become a mod of SA only to immediately post goatse in every thread

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000





Ultra Carp

Rhyme every time

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Just pretend like everyone's post is a posting gimmick and respond to them in random threads giving them pointers on how to improve their gimmick.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Just pretend like everyone's post is a posting gimmick and respond to them in random threads giving them pointers on how to improve their gimmick.

This is good but have you thought about capslock or some italics???

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005





I got real bad anhedonia OP




is that a gimmick?

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



The Bloop posted:

Haven't started the gimmick up yet
But I'll only post in rhyming couplets



Vim Fuego posted:

Rhyme every time

Perma these sick fucks.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



I. M. Gei posted:

I got real bad anhedonia OP




is that a gimmick?

Ah hell yeah. But don't you already have a gimmick???

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005





I have only played one video game since Thanksgiving of 2019.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011



Seth Pecksniff posted:

A guy who plays the very long game to become a mod of SA only to immediately post goatse in every thread

We're waiting.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005





I forgot what joy feels like

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005





Literally A Person posted:

Ah hell yeah. But don't you already have a gimmick???

...... not that I'm aware of, no. :confused:

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019


Never posting at all, just having an account with 0 posts and just watching conversation happen

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



Toxic Mental posted:

Never posting at all, just having an account with 0 posts and just watching conversation happen

Turn your printer on.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



- Guy who always asks people "but don't you already have a gimmick?"

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Seth Pecksniff posted:

A guy who plays the very long game to become a mod of SA only to immediately post goatse in every thread

Is posting Goatse get you banned

————

“The strength of a true alpha male is measured by the number of others that want to take him out.”
- anonymous

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



Lt. Cock posted:

Is posting Goatse get you banned

————

“The strength of a true alpha male is measured by the number of others that want to take him out.”
- anonymous

:discourse:

Jesus Christ this post.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000





Ultra Carp

A goon historian that relates everything to forums incidents pre 2003. For example, OP's post is as embarassing as the time iamwin! accidentally jacked it on the goon webcam portal

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






posts only using phrases from souls game messages

time for mimicry, so to speak

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



- every post is a carefully orchestrated kalimba solo

- A classic we haven't had in a while: The I totally have a girlfriend guy

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






post only by quoting other users, but the catch is you only use quotes from 2001 or earlier

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






end every one of your posts with the same emote :swish:

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast


hopelsessly addiocted to co9mputer dustter

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






post from a computer

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000





Ultra Carp

Bad Purchase posted:

end every one of your posts with the same emote :swish:

:boomshaka:

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011



Bad Purchase posted:

post only by quoting other users, but the catch is you only use quotes from 2001 or earlier

That's hard mode, given the spare amount of posts you'd have that didn't involve some form of gamer words.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast


posting so bad that the internet police come to your house instead of just probing you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aii9hViV3q8

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






posting upside down. not the posts themselves, but you. you're upside down when you post.

people will sense the upside down energy and appreciate the gimmick.

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