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TacticalHoodie
May 7, 2007



I don't wanna be here anymore please ban this account.

(USER WAS AUTOBANNED FOR THIS POST)

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

Just enjoy the show.
:mrwhite:


Come back friend we love you

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix



I hate water chestnuts! They're gross!

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


You don't get away that easily lmao

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


You will be missed, [USERNAME]

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

Rhode Island Commodore


neato burrito posted:

I hate water chestnuts! They're gross!

Preach

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


lmao see you again next year OP

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

The number of characters in this sentence turns out to be sixty-nine.





I wish I lived in New Brunswick, because I bet the rent and housing prices aren't awful. I don't speak much French, though.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009



Fun Shoe

I hate mysmellf

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



i hate you too lol

MakaVillian
Aug 15, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.



neato burrito posted:

I hate water chestnuts! They're gross!

Unless they're wrapped in bacon

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:


:justpost::therapy:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




this poo poo is pissing me off and im not going to stand for it again. not anymore.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.




neato burrito posted:

I hate water chestnuts! They're gross!

They don't even taste like anything though

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Please report me if I am missing this JP warning label. I must not be posting without it. Thank you.


Why does having an SA account make people feel so horrible that they need to autoban themselves even if they don't post at all? Does signing up for SA put a big black mark on their soul that can only be exorcised by a ban?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


Yaldabaoth posted:

Does signing up for SA put a big black mark on their soul that can only be exorcised by a ban?

Yes

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


great band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBdoB9rRFTc

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019




STABASS posted:

I hate mysmellf

love thyself and thy neighbor

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


Gresh posted:

love thyself and thy neighbor

Avatar/post mixed messages

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009



I enjoy looking at autoban post histories and creating a narrative for it and the OP is a doozy.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


neato burrito posted:

I hate water chestnuts! They're gross!

You're loving wrong

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

KIMCHI! KIMCHI!
I can't shut the fuck up about KIMCHI!


Don't feel bad op you can't be as bad as William Henry Hairytaint

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004



Toilet Rascal


They should cover this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK51b0Rr3_g

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"


Same, OP. Every day I come home I close the door and just keep saying, "gently caress me!" as loud as I can. It doesn't help, though.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000



Yaldabaoth posted:

Why does having an SA account make people feel so horrible that they need to autoban themselves even if they don't post at all? Does signing up for SA put a big black mark on their soul that can only be exorcised by a ban?

They ban themselves because SA is an addictive time sink.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the dogs of meh

I donít like myself much either but Iíll never stop posting

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003




neato burrito posted:

I hate water chestnuts! They're gross!

How DARE you

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

KIMCHI! KIMCHI!
I can't shut the fuck up about KIMCHI!


Tarkus posted:

They ban themselves because SA is an addictive time sink.

It's true I am addicted to telling SA how bad William Henry Hairytaint is

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



I went to the local Lids alone. I guess you could say I "hat" myself.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

The number of characters in this sentence turns out to be sixty-nine.





Tarkus posted:

They ban themselves because SA is an addictive time sink.

I spend way too much time here

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




water chestnuts are good.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



Water is stored in the chestnuts.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Please report me if I am missing this JP warning label. I must not be posting without it. Thank you.



Of course it does, why did I think differently...

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.


Nap Ghost

Yaldabaoth posted:

Does signing up for SA put a big black mark on their soul that can only be exorcised by a ban?

It definitely did some permanent damage to my sense of humor, but getting banned wouldn't cure that.

I would end up just yelling at birds or something until they eventually locked me up.

Just like... Don't open websites if they gently caress with your mental health too much.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:


Wedge Regret

This is why taking a break from all things is important in life.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






op it sounds like you need to watch some selfhelp videos, i hear good things about jordan peterson

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

weird

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019




i don't think radium should be a mod anymore he bans too many people for no reason

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

KIMCHI! KIMCHI!
I can't shut the fuck up about KIMCHI!


flubber nuts posted:

water chestnuts are good.

Nah

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number

Pillbug

Devils Affricate posted:

lmao see you again next year OP



While this rap sheet is p pathetic I'd say pulling it up in less than 10 minutes is even sadder. Seeing a banme and having your first thought be about how you can get a sick burn on the goon on their way out is a terminal case of brain poisoning.

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