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Colonel Cancer posted:Barney this time, barney and all his friends die...for good
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Aug 19, 2022 01:43
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*velociraptors clamber onto Barney, rending his purple flesh from bone* chris pratt: looks like ur bag...is out of tricks
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Aug 19, 2022 01:47
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I’ve thought of this before. Set it on Melmac before the planet was destroyed. Make it a limited run prequel series to the original show and have the series finale be the nuclear annihilation of the planet. And no, the cartoon will not be canon.
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Aug 19, 2022 02:05
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A Clockwork Orange
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Aug 19, 2022 02:20
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I want a gritty reboot of Gritty.
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Aug 19, 2022 02:36
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The boardgame Hi Ho! Cherry-O
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Aug 19, 2022 04:16
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Yaldabaoth posted:The great brown shart is the most dangerous predator in one’s underpants but the moment it slides down one’s pant leg, it just ups and dies. servin’ gritty reboots of posters in this very thread 🤯
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Aug 19, 2022 04:44
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Aug 19, 2022 04:50
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The Magic School Bus. Ms. Frizzle is actually Satan, and the children are unbaptized souls that died at a young age and are forced through various horrors.
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Aug 19, 2022 07:13
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its all nice on rice posted:The Magic School Bus. Ms. Frizzle is actually Satan, and the children are unbaptized souls that died at a young age and are forced through various horrors. The Magic School Bus, Ms. Frizzle is actually Satan, but even though she teaches them things Christian parents won't approve of it is still all useful knowledge and quite appropriate and important for children to know. A 'Magic School Bus meets Lucifer', if you will.
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Aug 19, 2022 08:31
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Reading Rainbow but it's about trickle down economics
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Aug 19, 2022 10:43
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Debbie Does Dallas.
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Aug 19, 2022 19:30
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Theodore Tugboat where the harbormaster is a coke dealer
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Aug 19, 2022 19:41
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sigher posted:Debbie Does Dallas. Debbie Does Oakland
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Knight Rider but KIT is addicted to smack
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Aug 19, 2022 20:28
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Aug 19, 2022 20:31
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Gritty reboot of The Munsters directed by Rob Zombie. Oh wait 
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Aug 19, 2022 20:34
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Aug 19, 2022 20:36
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Sesame Street https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqpak5lFxvs
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Aug 19, 2022 20:39
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Apparently there was an attempt to get a Gilligan’s Island gritty remake off the ground. James Gunn was going to direct a script by Charlie Kaufman and it was going to involve horror and cannabalism. It went nowhere because the estate of the creator of the series vetoed it twice. I’m not sure how you manage to hang on to the rights to something like that to the point where you can single-handedly shut down an attempt by the money people to exploit the IP, but here we are. Personally, I want a Home Alone remake in the vein of something like Don’t Breathe. Have a small group of thieves with backstories that range from sympathetic to I-hope-he-dies-first try to burgle an honest to god sprawling estate, only to find they’ve been left alone with a sociopathic child.
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bloodysabbath posted:Apparently there was an attempt to get a Gilligan’s Island gritty remake off the ground. James Gunn was going to direct a script by Charlie Kaufman and it was going to involve horror and cannabalism. It went nowhere because the estate of the creator of the series vetoed it twice. I’m not sure how you manage to hang on to the rights to something like that to the point where you can single-handedly shut down an attempt by the money people to exploit the IP, but here we are. A couple of years ago Ryan Reynolds talked about making a home alone movie called “Stoned Alone” but I haven’t heard anything about it since.
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bloodysabbath posted:Apparently there was an attempt to get a Gilligan’s Island gritty remake off the ground. James Gunn was going to direct a script by Charlie Kaufman and it was going to involve horror and cannabalism. It went nowhere because the estate of the creator of the series vetoed it twice. I’m not sure how you manage to hang on to the rights to something like that to the point where you can single-handedly shut down an attempt by the money people to exploit the IP, but here we are. Lost and Saw, in that order
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Aug 21, 2022 17:49
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Three's Company reboot where they're constantly loving. Little storyline to speak of. Jack and Mr. Roper have a thing going too and they cum buckets every episode.
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Aug 21, 2022 17:52
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terrence malick did a gritty pocahontas and it
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still waiting for the gritty Commando remake
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Aug 21, 2022 18:02
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Reboot reboot set in the metaverse and cgi zuck is the big bad
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Aug 21, 2022 18:05
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Gritty reboot of the 1960s Batman TV show specifically where everything looks the same down to the costumes and sets except now Batman and the villains act like complete psychos like in the modern movies. Edit: And the violence is more realistic. Yaldabaoth fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Aug 21, 2022 |
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Aug 21, 2022 18:40
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The Bloop posted:Reboot reboot set in the metaverse and cgi zuck is the big bad Close enough to what the Reboot reboot actually was.
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Mozi posted:Debbie Does Oakland A porno set inside a bunch of hipster coffee bars and overpriced restaurants in former industrial neighborhoods? Odd choice but maybe worth a shot. bloodysabbath posted:I’m not sure how you manage to hang on to the rights to something like that to the point where you can single-handedly shut down an attempt by the money people to exploit the IP, but here we are. Bob Gale swears that there’s some kind of contract in place with Universal where they can’t attempt a Back to the Future reboot/sequel/horse corpse flogging until after he and Zemeckis are both dead.
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Aug 21, 2022 18:53
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Yaldabaoth posted:Gritty reboot of the 1960s Batman TV show specifically where everything looks the same down to the costumes and sets except now Batman and the villains act like complete psychos like in the modern movies. just the costumes, not the sets
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Aug 21, 2022 18:58
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Guardians of Justice on Netflix is basically that lol
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Aug 21, 2022 19:50
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You Are A Elf posted:I’ve thought of this before. Set it on Melmac before the planet was destroyed. Make it a limited run prequel series to the original show and have the series finale be the nuclear annihilation of the planet.
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Aug 21, 2022 20:26
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mobby_6kl posted:poo poo, that sounds... amazing. Hopefully once the hack writers will run out of "sad white guy problem" ideas they'll get to making this! Alf eating the gently caress out of some cats, fur and gore dripping off his furry chin.
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Aug 21, 2022 20:41
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Alf eating the gently caress out of some cats, fur and gore dripping off his furry chin. That would probably have to be done somewhat tastefully and mostly left to viewers' imaginations. Like the Hannibal show.
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Aug 21, 2022 20:45
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Yaldabaoth posted:Gritty reboot of the 1960s Batman TV show specifically where everything looks the same down to the costumes and sets except now Batman and the villains act like complete psychos like in the modern movies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RJm76FLBzw
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Tarkus posted:Three's Company reboot where they're constantly loving. Little storyline to speak of. Jack and Mr. Roper have a thing going too and they cum buckets every episode. Three's Company is about how Santa Monica housing has went up like 500% in the last few years and two girls have to move in together into a studio apartment and have to bring in a third roomie to afford it. Jack sleeps in the bathroom tub during the night. Jack Tripper wants to open a restaurant, but doesn't have the money, so they run a ghost kitchen during COVID out of their apartment. The constant stream of UberEats and Doordash drivers to their place make people curious. Now they're hiding both the 'extra roommate' and an unlicensed business. Jack ends up in prison by the end of the series for all the permit laws they broke, and is shivved during his first day in the kitchen when wanting to update the menu.
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