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BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!


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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

school shooter looking motherfuckers

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000





Ultra Carp

You know when you make a copy of a copy? It’s not quite as sharp as the original.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


What's wrong with these kids?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






kid? they’re 35 years old

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What's wrong with these kids?

Not a god damned thing. They've got ribs and they're enjoying them.

Iron Chef Ramen
Sep 14, 2007

HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!

it takes more than a kid eating ribs to become the Ribkid

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

Just enjoy the show.
:mrwhite:


Is that ed Sheeran on the right

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Please report me if I am missing this JP warning label. I must not be posting without it. Thank you.


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What's wrong with these kids?

The newest pandemic starts with kids getting strong cravings for ribs and then they lowly mutate into flesh eating zombies. The one on the right is even wearing a zombie movie t-shirt.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




I heard about a dude that stumbled into a whole burrow of rib kids. He barely escaped.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


Wish they'd eat me after.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Das Boo posted:

I heard about a dude that stumbled into a whole burrow of rib kids. He barely escaped.

acquaintance of mine had that happen. he wasn't seriously injured but his ribs were never the same.

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!



Das Boo posted:

I heard about a dude that stumbled into a whole burrow of rib kids. He barely escaped.

I’d imagine the first sign you stumbled into a burrow of rib kids would be deathly silence, followed by ominous xylophone music played on ribs that have been picked clean.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


You Are A Elf posted:

I’d imagine the first sign you stumbled into a burrow of rib kids would be deathly silence, followed by ominous xylophone music played on ribs that have been picked clean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pggBvEOmN8s

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000



A rare picture of the now burgeoning Rib Kid demographic.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




The real rib kids were the rib kids we met along the way

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



Therein lies the rib

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007




When is McDonald's going to have McRib Kid mascots?

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

a group of rib kids? that's called a rack

Mega64
May 23, 2008



Tired of all these knock-off ribkids, wake me when they murder a coal executive.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot


this changes everything

Mr. Bung
Mar 24, 2005

Get out the pink press threat file
and Um-brrrptzzap the subject.


That's a Ramone there.

Fat Dan
Jul 10, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!


That Lori Lightfoot rear end eye poo poo

And FAS is a fact, Jack.

Fat Dan fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Aug 19, 2022

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Das Boo posted:

I heard about a dude that stumbled into a whole burrow of rib kids. He barely escaped.

:stare: gently caress...

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Those ribs are mutating their genes in real time. And not in a good way.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



!!ROD!! Stewart

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010





Ribs!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


It's start out as eating pork ribs, but eventually these kids are going to be eating human ribs. You can tell by their grin.

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009


Going from original rib kid, to last month’s rack of ribs kid to these two feral rib kids is like looking at one of those “faces of meth” posters, that show how an addict has deteriorated over time.

Ribs - not even once.

atomicpile
Nov 7, 2009



What’s with these “new” ribkid threads as of late? Is the meat lobby trying new viral marketing or something?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

atomicpile posted:

What’s with these “new” ribkid threads as of late? Is the meat lobby trying new viral marketing or something?

its a subtle tie in to the nude shrek craze

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.


How deep does this poo poo go

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix



Seth Pecksniff posted:

Is that ed Sheeran on the right

That's Walmart brand Nick Swardson.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

Don't worry, do your best!


Rib!

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

[nodding sagely] long pig

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001

The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics. Oh, and that stupid children's book 'The Little Prince,' ugh.
:krad:


Yams Fan

Rib kids. I get older and they stay the same age.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






enough rib kids, enough

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009



Can someone please post the deep rib kid lore?

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

the murder is not true and is iirc a case of goon face blindness

again

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

all this leads back to shrek

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