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Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth


Jeffery, please bring back the front page. Maybe give some of the old authors a call or put up a request for content from goons here in GBS? I'd really appreciate it.

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~



Grimey Drawer

Don't do it jeff it's a trick

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010


Do it Jeff, it's not a trick.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

Just enjoy the show.
:mrwhite:


Make your own decision Jeff, it might be a trick, it might not, only God knows so turn to Him for guidance

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.





Jeff, did you get that thing I sent you?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014





Maybe we can all meet in the middle and have a front page of completely randomly generated content

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Maybe we can all meet in the middle and have a front page of completely randomly generated content

Something AIful.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



Dinosaur Gum

fish and chips and dip posted:

Do it Jeff, it's not a trick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6idXWmyg3w

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?


*runs off as you try you take back the front page*

*demands you chase him around the dining table for it*

:smugdog:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




Bring front the backpage

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




There’s no front page?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


Just make the frontpage a new permanent goatse host until there is some other content.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth


Songbearer posted:

*runs off as you try you take back the front page*

*demands you chase him around the dining table for it*

:smugdog:

drop it! drop it!

*chases you*

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



i have no relevant advice to provide to jeff on this matter.

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Bring front the backpage

Let the record state: I was going to say this

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



I think the main page should have at least one or two listicles but A LOT more testicles.

Post balls on the front page is what I'm saying.

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021



give nomepique full editorial control

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

KIMCHI! KIMCHI!
I can't shut the fuck up about KIMCHI!


roomtone posted:

give nomepique full editorial control

Confusedslight
Jan 8, 2020


Wait....There was a front page?

Vakal
May 11, 2008


Just get an AI to write daily articles. No one will notice.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



I was promised money to write things and then lowtax blew his brains out and I have flimsy proof of both of these "facts"

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002



There was a front page?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



I've got a bit more going on though now, and I'm not really interested in writing for the front page anymore

*tugs back leg of Lee Pipes exposing alabaster ankleskin*

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth


Mycroft Holmes posted:

Maybe give some of the old authors a call or put up a request for content from goons here in GBS?

This already happened, OP. I wanna say it was like six months ago or something. It was directly solicited that goons please sent in sample articles for consideration.


Nothing happened lol

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

Just enjoy the show.
:mrwhite:


roomtone posted:

give nomepique full editorial control

:agreed:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



roomtone posted:

give nomepique full editorial control

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

roomtone posted:

give nomepique full editorial control

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



roomtone posted:

give nomepique full editorial control

lol. hell, what is there to lose

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005



You should call up Shmorky to revive the Flash Tub. SA could be the internet's #1 destination for Flash content, the market is wide open right now for some reason.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lol. hell, what is there to lose

We’ll get one article every seven months.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


bring back backpages!! :mad:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

If you see me in the COVID thread, ignore me.

I photoshop charts to fit my narrative. I happily cherry-pick only the worst information to share and, lacking that, just make up lies.


I've been working on an article submission for the front page, I've spent the last 3 months studying the long and complicated history of 90s and 00s musical fart CDs and ringtones and I'm close to identifying the progenitor of the classic fart sound effects, which is pretty much the "Wilhelm scream" of the fart artform and will be GROUNDBREAKING NEWS among the fart ringtone community. I'm pretty sure I'm close to a breakthrough


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WP9EYzrVpw



Please Jeffery I need this break, I spent three months of my life on this. I quit my job to work on this and I'm about to get evicted

dot communist
Mar 28, 2005



Jeff can you look at this bump on my back? Is it just a really big pimple?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

Can we put naked shrek on it?

dot communist
Mar 28, 2005



On my back pimple?

Oh, you mean the front page

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

Either works. It's just important that it's seen.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth


Admins if you need additional support I will write a Waifu Weekly column 100% ROYALTY FREE. Waifus are very popular these days and I think they could bring some new energy to the site.

dot communist
Mar 28, 2005



goatface posted:

Either works. It's just important that it's seen.

If you want people to see it then neither place is a good venue, really

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






Pig balls on the front page when???

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

If you see me in the COVID thread, ignore me.

I photoshop charts to fit my narrative. I happily cherry-pick only the worst information to share and, lacking that, just make up lies.


There's currently a link to this thread on the front page



We fuckin' made it, gang. We're on the front page. :unsmith:

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