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DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
(56k no)

saw this picture of Craig Ludwig the other day and had to take a knee:



was really upset at myself for not seeing that sooner. I love that type of poo poo. Can't get enough of it. I figured people on here might also like posting and sharing your favorite pictures of guys that you like to look at. I come across a lot of great hockey guy pics, but not so much other sports. Would love it if other could contribute to your own sports...

Here's a few more of Craig:










Now here's Guy Lapointe:




Here's a great picture I love of Derian Hatcher. He looked like a bully and played like one:




Mike Rathje had a great look, he had the face of a friendly Shark and played for them, too:






I ask that if you post in this thread that you be respectful and don't body shame, make fun, goof off, etc. Posts that do that WILL be reported. This is intended to be a celebration of looks, a place for reasoned discussion, and a place for learning + sharing. Thanks. Looking forward to seeing all the great sports guy pics.

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DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

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Vinny Testaverde looked 1000 years old at 19:

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
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I always liked Tim Hunter's look because if I had to picture in my head what a stereotypical hockey player would look like he embodies that. Just a great hockey nose.



Ron Stackhouse played in the 70s and he every bit looks the part

Ginette Reno fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Aug 19, 2022

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

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oh man, Tim Hunter is great. how the gently caress do you look like this:






another guy I liked on those Flames teams was Joel Otto:





he kind of looks like if Denis Leary was on HGH for six years

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

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Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005





Charlie Adam - shown here age 24

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Scherzer's eyes have always hosed with me. I think it helps with him being intimidating to opposing batters:

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
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Calen Addison rules

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

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Ungratek posted:




Charlie Adam - shown here age 24

that's fuckin crazy man.


I've always wanted to phrenology-measure Dean Lister's head:








it didn't use to be this big. it just seems to keep getting bigger. he has to be like a size 9 or 10 hat

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Its almost unfair to use rugby league players because it would be quicker to post the non hosed up ones

Kevvie Walters


Paul Gallen

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
The inner-circle of ugly MLB players is one man strong and that man is Don Mossi.



Although I'll always laugh when I remember the line from Bouton's Ball Four where a player described a teammate's conquest as looking like "Joe Torre with tits."

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

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a real chump posted:

Kevvie Walters


this one is really bothering me. it looks like he's wearing a mask

Criminal Minded posted:

The inner-circle of uglybeautiful MLB players is one man strong and that man is Don Mossi.

just reminding you that this thread is about celebration. Mossi is a great post.


the bottom half of Jack Capuano's hair is always a pleasant surprise:







here he is with another guy looking like PS2 characters:

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
cycling is not a sport for photogenic athletes but Djamolidine "The Tashkent Terror" Abdoujaparov was something special. he had like a pro wrestler's face and head on a cyclist's body

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

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Feels Villeneuve posted:

cycling is not a sport for photogenic athletes but Djamolidine "The Tashkent Terror" Abdoujaparov was something special. he had like a pro wrestler's face and head on a cyclist's body



there seems to be an epidemic of that in cycling. is it because of the HGH? i remember some other cyclist I saw looked like he was about to tip over perpetually his head was so big

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
i think its just a combo of the low weight and muscles required and the fact that its almost impossible to look cool in cycling gear on a racing bike


the absolute coolest looking pro cyclist ever was obviously cobblestone specialist Dario Pieri

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Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
actually i think the weirdest looking pro was probably infamous dope guy Michael Rasmussen who occasionally looked like a science experiment in how low BMI can get without killing you

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
Jesus. When melanin adds too much mass

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

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Feels Villeneuve posted:

actually i think the weirdest looking pro was probably infamous dope guy Michael Rasmussen who occasionally looked like a science experiment in how low BMI can get without killing you



jesus Christ! how beautiful...

NutShellBill
Dec 4, 2004
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Feels Villeneuve posted:

actually i think the weirdest looking pro was probably infamous dope guy Michael Rasmussen who occasionally looked like a science experiment in how low BMI can get without killing you



It's like the Peanut Butter Jelly Time Sprite was a real human.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

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saw this card of Shane Conlan that I'm gonna get for a bud:

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man


Neck wider than ears

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

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Phobeste posted:



Neck wider than ears

to me, he looks like a Krogan:




to contribute, my buddy recently opened a sports memoribilia store so I got a bunch of old cards from him. and man, Mike Sillinger and Pete Vuckovich:



Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Olli Jokinen baby



and my main man Phil the Thrill

Carwash Cunt
Aug 21, 2007

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

Vinny Testaverde looked 1000 years old at 19:



Why is Vinny black in some photos? Is that an Italian tan?

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

woah

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Lanny McDonald was a sentient moustache that grew a body

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

Olli Jokinen baby



and my main man Phil the Thrill



These are the two guys who come to perform HVAC maintenance on the office.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Here is God's Perfect Man
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Phobeste fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Aug 30, 2022

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

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beautiful. this whole thread could be filled with Linemen



and loving Christ I googled "John Henderson" because I always liked his look but apparently there's a darts player named John Henderson that uh fits this thread:

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

woah

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

and loving Christ I googled "John Henderson" because I always liked his look but apparently there's a darts player named John Henderson that uh fits this thread:



This guy has Skyrim written all over him.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Zero love for Julio Urias in here:



Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

my man got that fetty wap eye

i've gotta shout out Esteban Gutierrez and his championship eyebrows

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





I was going to post this. Randy Johnson looked exactly like that for 22 straight years somehow.

Terry Sawchuk is my favourite example of goalies before masks were invented


You dont need to see the rest of the tiny man attached to these legs (Martin St.Louis)

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Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
Brock Nelson is the most Stretch Armstrong lookin' rear end dude in the NHL

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity

Ah yes, the Alolan Myers

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010





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