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mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020
Jake Rogers is our most Baseball looking guy since Chafin got sent to Texas

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Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

https://x.com/OverDrive1050/status/1834674153296724065
Need more 80s lacrosse guys

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004


Majestic flow, terrifying eyes that follow you no matter where you move.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

He looks like 1980s nick cave

Robert Facepalmer
Jan 10, 2019


He has a promising future in a Misfits cover band. Hell, he could probably be in the ‘real’ band.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

I was, in a way, the one who had to leave.


Was sad to hear the rock moved to hamilton

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007



Peter Marsh, Cinncinatti Stingers (WHA) and Chicago Blackhawks (NHL)

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

I was, in a way, the one who had to leave.

ThinkTank posted:



Peter Marsh, Cinncinatti Stingers (WHA) and Chicago Blackhawks (NHL)

Ashton kutcher

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
Mike Ricci.



Good hockey player, cup champion.

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


deoju posted:

Mike Ricci.



Good hockey player, cup champion.

Unfrozen Caveman Development Coach

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

ilmucche posted:

Ashton kutcher

Mixed with Anthony Davis

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007



Came across Isak Rosen (Winger, Buffalo Sabres) today and was immediately entranced.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

some people just shouldn't be photographed in profile

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

mf looks like an unwrapped character model texture

Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.

ThinkTank posted:



Came across Isak Rosen (Winger, Buffalo Sabres) today and was immediately entranced.

Does he have a normal-sized head and small features, or normal-sized features and a large head?

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HIRE LARRY

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Fun Shoe

ThinkTank posted:



Came across Isak Rosen (Winger, Buffalo Sabres) today and was immediately entranced.

what in the world

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

what in the world

The longer you look the more your brain rejects what it's seeing as a face. Like reverse pareidolia.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Mario 64 press start to play rear end face

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.


Wedge Regret
It’s deeply unsettling but I can’t exactly place why

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004

fartknocker posted:

It’s deeply unsettling but I can’t exactly place why

Every feature seems to be slightly, just barely noticeably, out of place.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HIRE LARRY

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Fun Shoe

ThinkTank posted:

The longer you look the more your brain rejects what it's seeing as a face. Like reverse pareidolia.

i think the eyes being that color are just making it incomprehensible to me. like, i could get it if everything else was like that. but then adding the Peter Forsberg icers on there is crazy

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Furnaceface posted:

Every feature seems to be slightly, just barely noticeably, out of place.

It's like a page from a child's activity book where they gave them a blank face and a bunch of stickers to put on the features.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

ThinkTank posted:



Came across Isak Rosen (Winger, Buffalo Sabres) today and was immediately entranced.

He looks like when those drug dealers are using the composite sketch software in season 3 of The Wire, wish I could find the shot

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020
He looks like an Oblivion NPC with a high-resolution mod

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HIRE LARRY

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Fun Shoe

Criminal Minded posted:

He looks like when those drug dealers are using the composite sketch software in season 3 of The Wire, wish I could find the shot

https://youtu.be/iPuWgeVOsSw

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort
Good hair tho

e: Even the hair is combed strange

Brettbot
Sep 18, 2006

After All The Prosaic Waiting... The Sun Finally Crashes Into The Earth.
Here's George "Duke" Harris, presumably in his first year with the Pittburgh Hornets. That would be the 1964/65 season, making him 22 years old.




Here's his photo from the next year:



:raise:

Finally, here's a shot of him with the Chicago Cougars. He played for them in 73/74 and 74/75, meaning he's no older than 33 in this photo?

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Spent his summers doing dryland training on the beach that makes you old

Robert Facepalmer
Jan 10, 2019


I was going through some boxes of old family photos that I was 'bequeathed' (AKA 'I don't want this poo poo, it's your problem now') and it was staggering how OLD people looked back in the day. I had one granduncle that even as a kid he looked like he was pushing 40. People certainly aged a lot harder back in the day. Say what you will about Nintendos and kids on their drat phones, but staying out of the sun does wonders for the skin...

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Not chain smoking cigarettes helps a lot too

Brettbot
Sep 18, 2006

After All The Prosaic Waiting... The Sun Finally Crashes Into The Earth.
Oh I agree, and if I only saw the second two pictures I would say the same. I'm just shocked by the change between pic 1 and 2. If it weren't for the scar on his chin, I would swear his dad took his place between seasons or something.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HIRE LARRY

CLAP CLAP

CLAP CLAP CLAP
Fun Shoe

Brettbot posted:

Here's George "Duke" Harris, presumably in his first year with the Pittburgh Hornets. That would be the 1964/65 season, making him 22 years old.




Here's his photo from the next year:



:raise:

Finally, here's a shot of him with the Chicago Cougars. He played for them in 73/74 and 74/75, meaning he's no older than 33 in this photo?



there’s just no way

Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.
I saw a documentary called Jack that had a guy who aged four years for every regular year. It’s a horrible, albeit rare, disease.

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temple
Jul 29, 2006

Aren't we all? We're all villains in someone's eyes.

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