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So this sprint we're focusing on more modals. Basically, my vision is that there are no pages just modals. Can we somehow get rid of tabs and just have modals? How's the effort gonna look on that one
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So we got the left sidebar and the right sidebar, how about, and bear with me here a bottom sidebar?
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Aug 26, 2022 12:59
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Let's estimate, people, please
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Aug 26, 2022 13:00
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is there any way we can make the ui feel any slower? let’s do that
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Aug 26, 2022 13:45
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this page only causes 40 http calls on it. any way we can make it an even 50?
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Aug 26, 2022 14:17
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on the twelfth hour of workshopping the size of a border
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Aug 26, 2022 14:20
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please deprioritize the dark theme again yep, bottom of the backlog please
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Aug 26, 2022 14:23
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we just moved the navigation bar back to the top from the left. in 6 weeks let’s move it back to the left to gently caress with people
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Aug 26, 2022 14:49
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where are those user surveys? in the trash? good good good good
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Aug 26, 2022 14:51
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Lets do a deep dive on the database and see if there are any more primary keys we can replace with user defined strings.
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Aug 26, 2022 14:54
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fixing bugs doesn't seem worth the time. people have already built work arounds for the ones they care about.
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Aug 26, 2022 18:51
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maybe we could move some jira stuff to the blockchain? just workshopping here
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Aug 27, 2022 00:21
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so we’re all agreed that we’re still not going to give people a way to see their recent mentions because we hate them, right?
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Aug 27, 2022 00:24
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why keep deleted sites and keep paying to store deleted data? if something gets deleted, automated or manually, just delete it all immediately.
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Aug 27, 2022 00:28
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maybe we should fix the broken login integrations for all the startups we bought no? oh alright then maybe a new version of service desk
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Aug 27, 2022 00:59
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We decided not do build some of these features this quarter, so I'm going to go through the public boards and close feature requests as "closed-fixed" with the text: "Won't do"
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Aug 27, 2022 23:51
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Do we really have to work on our UX? I think people are already bought into the ecosystem so uh...gently caress it?
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Aug 28, 2022 01:00
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Hey someone assigned me a ticket to something called a bi-t-bucket? anyone know if this is a priority?
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Aug 28, 2022 01:03
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nailed it in one
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Aug 28, 2022 01:10
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get this: when someone moves an issue to BLOCKED in Jira we make it send an alert to everyone’s session to let them know that the person is BLOCKED. they should get an email too, oh and also a slack integration, gently caress it throw teams in there! we can bill for it but we won’t let the customer turn it off. viral adoption for a collaboration tool. Genius.
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Aug 28, 2022 01:29
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Modulo16 posted:get this: this is abusive lmao
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Aug 28, 2022 01:31
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Jonny 290 posted:this is abusive lmao wow, pinging HR. don't shame my cross product synergy strategies. have you seen my engagement metrics???
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hey uhhhh one of the senior designers keeps sending me jorp videos and talking about how black lives matter is destroying america with cultural marxism. do i talk to HR about that, or...?
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Aug 28, 2022 02:20
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Think you quoted the wrong poster on that one, lol
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:hey uhhhh one of the senior designers keeps sending me jorp videos and talking about how black lives matter is destroying america with cultural marxism. do i talk to HR about that, or...? Send one 'dont send me any of this type of media ever again, or I will report you to HR" message. Then if they do it again, report them to HR.
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Aug 28, 2022 02:21
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the burn down chart and the burn up chart is working fine, but can we get a burn sideways chart going for the next release?
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Aug 28, 2022 02:32
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oh i'll burn it down alright What's that Frank? nothing nothing
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Aug 28, 2022 04:36
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Or in a different tone: oh I’ll burn one down all right 
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Aug 28, 2022 05:58
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what if I want to disassociate this bug from the epic? oh, there’s no way to do that? that sounds great.
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Aug 28, 2022 05:59
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sitting on a beach somewhere, after setting up an automation sending emails from the enterprise presales team straight to the top of the dev teams todo list, and all others to the trash
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Aug 28, 2022 13:01
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obviously doesn't actually use any atlassian products day to day, instead runs the team on gsheets and email
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Aug 28, 2022 13:03
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yeah some people are complaining about our ux, but our lead ux guy works for free since he's powered entirely by spite and hatred for our users so we're saving a lot of money there
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Aug 28, 2022 18:14
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Wow, that meeting was pretty intense! I didn’t quite get everything, can I schedule a sync so you can get me up to speed?
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Aug 28, 2022 18:18
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tk posted:Wow, that meeting was pretty intense! I didn’t quite get everything, can I schedule a sync so you can get me up to speed?
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Aug 28, 2022 18:27
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Armitag3 posted:Let's estimate, people, please more liek 
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~Coxy posted:more liek effort? buddy i don’t think you’re cut out for Atlassian
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Aug 29, 2022 05:43
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Letting Australians create IT startups was a mistake
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Aug 29, 2022 07:21
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friend of a friend is an actual pm for atlassian on jira and some of this is remarkably accurate last time I looked one of our confluence instances made north of 100 http requests for its homepage thanks to plugins
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Feisty-Cadaver posted:friend of a friend is an actual pm for atlassian on jira and some of this is remarkably accurate 
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i'm thinking we need to have a different markup language for this new dialog box yeah, different from the other four we've got already, exactly
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