[GDT] apple event livethread: far out

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poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

from macrumors:

https://www.macrumors.com/2022/09/07/apple-store-down-ahead-of-far-out/ posted:

The event, being held at the Steve Jobs Theater at Apple Park, will include a wide range of new announcements and updates. Apple is expected to announce the ‌iPhone 14‌, the ‌iPhone 14‌ Plus, the iPhone 14 Pro, and the ‌iPhone 14 Pro‌ Max as the new iPhone series.

The two higher-end models of the lineup, the ‌iPhone 14 Pro‌ and ‌iPhone 14 Pro‌ Max, are expected to feature the biggest changes, including a new pill-shaped notch replacement, an always-on display, longer battery life, and more advanced cameras. According to rumors, the ‌iPhone 14‌ and ‌iPhone 14‌ Plus will have relatively few new features and changes.

For the Apple Watch, Apple is planning an updated Apple Watch Series 8 that is rumored to feature an all-new body temperature sensor but retains the same design as the Apple Watch Series 7.

The bigger Apple Watch news is likely to be the new Apple Watch Pro, which will feature an all-new larger design with a more expansive display targeted toward athletes. Apple is also expected to announce the second-generation ‌AirPods Pro‌ during the event, according to Bloomberg's Mark Gurman.

MacRumors will have in-depth coverage of Apple's event, which kicks off at 10:00 a.m. Pacific Time

livestream: https://www.apple.com/apple-events/ (its also on youtube)

# ? Sep 7, 2022 13:47

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poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

im proud of myself for not buying any phones or watches the last year

# ? Sep 7, 2022 13:58

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

cool, another apple event for me to not give the tiniest poo poo about

# ? Sep 7, 2022 13:59

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

oh boy cant wait for the marketing part

# ? Sep 7, 2022 14:01

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

maybe I'll watch it live this time maybe not 🥱 depends how busy I am

# ? Sep 7, 2022 14:04

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

I will watch the iphones

and iphone the watches

# ? Sep 7, 2022 14:05

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

i have an iphone xs and it sucks because IOS is bad. unless they are planning on making IOS not bad i dont really see the point in new apple devices

# ? Sep 7, 2022 14:19

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Sweevo posted:

cool, another apple event for me to not give the tiniest poo poo about

so cool

# ? Sep 7, 2022 14:20

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

are they going to finally get rid of the flimsy rear end lightning connector for the superior usb-c? probably not because apple wants to maximize dongle profits

# ? Sep 7, 2022 14:22

distortion park: Apr 25, 2011

this thing doesn't start for like 3 hours

# ? Sep 7, 2022 14:24

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

distortion park posted:

this thing doesn't start for like 3 hours

if its close enough for cnbc to check in with a correspondent at the apple event its close enough to do the thread imo

# ? Sep 7, 2022 14:28

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

Shaggar posted:

i have an iphone xs and it sucks because IOS is bad. unless they are planning on making IOS not bad i dont really see the point in new apple devices

translation: shagger has an iphone 13 pro and has his finger ready to preorder a 14 pro max

# ? Sep 7, 2022 14:38

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

poty posted:

if its close enough for cnbc to check in with a correspondent at the apple event its close enough to do the thread imo

most tech media put up their "live commentary" articles last night

# ? Sep 7, 2022 14:40

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

haveblue posted:

most tech media put up their "live commentary" articles last night

lol i saw a few on friday because of the holiday weekend

gotta maximize the clicks

# ? Sep 7, 2022 14:51

LanceHunter: Nov 12, 2016; Beautiful People Club

I really hope that always-on screen rumor for the iPhone is false. Just the absolute last thing I would want the phone to have.

But it is about time for me to get a refresh for my Apple Watch, so hopefully the new models are pretty cool.

# ? Sep 7, 2022 15:09

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

windows mobile had the glance screen which ruled. if the phone wasnt in your pocket, face down, etc... it would set the home screen to black with white clock + notification text. since it was oled the power usage was incredibly small. it was super good, but also the text that you could display on the home screen on windows mobile was way more useful than whats possible on ios

# ? Sep 7, 2022 15:11

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

thats probably not even possible with ios because it uses dumb loving widgets where they cant just be simple text

# ? Sep 7, 2022 15:12

Clark Nova: Jul 18, 2004

I haven't heard a single interesting rumor this year. everything is going to be bigger, more expensive and with more market segmentation

# ? Sep 7, 2022 15:13

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

prediction: nothing of interest will be announced

# ? Sep 7, 2022 15:16

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Clark Nova posted:

everything is going to be bigger, more expensive and with more market segmentation

the curse of timb

# ? Sep 7, 2022 15:18

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

Shaggar posted:

windows mobile had the glance screen which ruled. if the phone wasnt in your pocket, face down, etc... it would set the home screen to black with white clock + notification text. since it was oled the power usage was incredibly small. it was super good, but also the text that you could display on the home screen on windows mobile was way more useful than whats possible on ios

Shaggar posted:

thats probably not even possible with ios because it uses dumb loving widgets where they cant just be simple text

translation: shagger is pumped for the always on screen on his future iphone 14 pro!

# ? Sep 7, 2022 15:20

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

translation: shagger has an iphone 13 pro and has his finger ready to preorder a 14 pro max

one of those self-hating iphone fanboys

# ? Sep 7, 2022 15:21

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

i support always-on screens when the iphone 14 becomes too old to run software in 2031 you can keep it around as the worlds most expensive table clock

# ? Sep 7, 2022 15:26

Archduke Frantz Fanon: Sep 7, 2004

haveblue posted:

most tech media put up their "live commentary" articles last night

i don't blame them since the live content plugin for whatever CMS they use is probably a nightmare to troubleshoot if something goes wrong

just fuckin throw that poo poo up friday, have nilay crank out whatever dumbass poo poo he's gonna inevitably spooge, and go get drunk over the weekend

# ? Sep 7, 2022 15:29

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

bigger, better, and more badass

# ? Sep 7, 2022 15:33

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

cant wait to gasp at prices

# ? Sep 7, 2022 15:39

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Shaggar posted:

are they going to finally get rid of the flimsy rear end lightning connector for the superior usb-c? probably not because apple wants to maximize dongle profits

they wont and ill be mad abou it

# ? Sep 7, 2022 15:43

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

bump_fn posted:

they wont and ill be mad abou it

ill be happy i can keep using my lightning cables for 2-3 more years until i get another phone

# ? Sep 7, 2022 15:44

FCKGW: May 21, 2006

there�s gonna be a boring phone but a sick new apple watch

# ? Sep 7, 2022 16:20

Lysidas: Jul 26, 2002; John Diefenbaker is a madman who thinks he's John Diefenbaker.; Pillbug

the lightning connector is physically much better than usb-c

i am looking forward to announcement of a phone my mom can get to replace her 7+, or alternately a price drop in the iphones 13

i might want a new watch though, the not-always-on screen in this SE is a slight irritant compared to my wife's watch 5

# ? Sep 7, 2022 16:21

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

the best thing about being ik was probating cremnob 10 minutes before every apple event

# ? Sep 7, 2022 16:21

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

the 49mm seems quite large but prob pro only

i just got a series 7 45mm tho, so im not even gonna bother!

# ? Sep 7, 2022 16:24

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Actually don't think i'm gonna buy anything. i was considering a 14promax but eh.

gonna get one of those 3d cache 7950x's in january instead

# ? Sep 7, 2022 16:24

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

i get my phone thru work so gonna wait till january for anything - right now on a XR - so if i cant at least get a 14 pro come jan ill just buy one myself.

# ? Sep 7, 2022 16:25