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OldSenileGuy posted:lol “buy the Apple Watch in case you fall into a trash compactor” is a helluva thing
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Yes, going into the loving artic circle will mean being cold. Writing about it is being needlessly smug
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OldSenileGuy posted:lol “buy the Apple Watch in case you fall into a trash compactor” is a helluva thing Apple's "one more thing" for 2022 appears to be "be afraid of everything"
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I would rather die than owe my life to Tim Apple
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it's legitimately cool that an apple/smartwatch can give you a heads up about potentially/actually serious health issues but don't all the disclaimers all basically say that it's not for serious medical use? or have they gotten some actual certifications to make it legit?
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This is the PR equivalent of that ‘boil an potato smush with fork an botter NOT A RAW’ recipe. Just get to the goddamn product.
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Sep 7, 2022 18:07
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People always joke about falling into the toilet, but what do you do when it actually happens? With the Apple Watch,
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Sep 7, 2022 18:07
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Dr. Korn?! Is he feeling like a freak on a leash?
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i like my watch a lot but holy poo poo that was cringe
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also lol that an apple watch can save your life but my fitbit sometimes can't even read my heartrate while on my exercise bike
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ShoogaSlim posted:it's legitimately cool that an apple/smartwatch can give you a heads up about potentially/actually serious health issues The small print actually says "We'll take credit for a positive outcome. Negative outcome? Well, we warned you."
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The #1 smart watch in the world (out of 2 smart watches).
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Sep 7, 2022 18:08
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bezels too big
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Hughmoris posted:The small print actually says "We'll take credit for a positive outcome. Negative outcome? Well, we warned you." 
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ShoogaSlim posted:it's legitimately cool that an apple/smartwatch can give you a heads up about potentially/actually serious health issues It's got FDA approval https://9to5mac.com/2022/06/06/apple-watch-gets-fda-approval-for-afib-history/
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Sep 7, 2022 18:08
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Give us the loving battery stats
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That landscaping looks like garbage.
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ShoogaSlim posted:also lol that an apple watch can save your life but my fitbit sometimes can't even read my heartrate while on my exercise bike
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“The best Apple Watch yet! By far! As of yet! Uncontested! Totally amazing! For the next 364 days! Buy it now! Pretty please!”
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Buy the watch or die
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Sep 7, 2022 18:09
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Swim proof? Use IP standard not make believe bullshit
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how many times are they gonna toss the ball to another team member to tell you about one productmattfl posted:It's got FDA approval interesting!
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The Watch always looks really cool to me but I don't think I'd have any use for it personally
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Sep 7, 2022 18:10
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If they don’t mention any improvement to battery I will poo poo my pants Also women please don’t give Apple your ovulation data Jesus Christ
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Sep 7, 2022 18:10
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Honest question from someone not in the Apple universe: can the watch be a legit "life alert" for senior citizens? My folks are getting older and I worry about them falling and not being able to stand up without help.
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My series 4 is getting long in the tooth so it's time to upgrade!
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Temperature sensor on wrist is nice but how much use will it have on a 24h basis?
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Hughmoris posted:Honest question from someone not in the Apple universe: can the watch be a legit "life alert" for senior citizens? My folks are getting older and I worry about them falling and not being able to stand up without help. not an apple watch owner but i am pretty sure this + more is included
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Sep 7, 2022 18:11
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Apple Watch: Learn when to have sex so you can make a new generation of apple product buyers!
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Hughmoris posted:Honest question from someone not in the Apple universe: can the watch be a legit "life alert" for senior citizens? My folks are getting older and I worry about them falling and not being able to stand up without help. Apple watch has fall detection and will take voice commands like Call 911... so ya!
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I wonder if they'll use the temp sensor for anything else other than cycle tracking. Like enhancing the other AI backed algorithms with additional input. --edit: Nevermind.
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Hughmoris posted:Honest question from someone not in the Apple universe: can the watch be a legit "life alert" for senior citizens? My folks are getting older and I worry about them falling and not being able to stand up without help. The watch has had fall protection for a few years now to cover exactly this.
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mattfl posted:My series 4 is getting long in the tooth so it's time to upgrade! This is me too. I guess I'm in this to see what's new in the 8, but I'm also really open to seeing if the 7 gets some deep cuts if nothing really speaks to me about today's features. And honestly, when I say "long in the tooth" I think the S4 battery just stinks now. Everything else still feels pretty snappy and useful.
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Hughmoris posted:Honest question from someone not in the Apple universe: can the watch be a legit "life alert" for senior citizens? My folks are getting older and I worry about them falling and not being able to stand up without help. Yes. It has a fall detection and can be set to automatically dial 911.
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Wow they’re spending a lot of time on ovulation cycles
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ShoogaSlim posted:not an apple watch owner but i am pretty sure this + more is included mattfl posted:Apple watch has fall detection and will take voice commands like Call 911... so ya! Happy Noodle Boy posted:The watch has had fall protection for a few years now to cover exactly this. Jose Oquendo posted:Yes. It has a fall detection and can be set to automatically dial 911. Thanks!
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The main drawback of using a watch for senior citizens is getting them to actually charge the watch daily.
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Al-Saqr posted:If they don’t mention any improvement to battery I will poo poo my pants Apple Watch 8 now comes with pants making GBS threads notifications to log in Apple health every time you poo poo your pants
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Sep 7, 2022 18:13
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Hughmoris posted:Honest question from someone not in the Apple universe: can the watch be a legit "life alert" for senior citizens? My folks are getting older and I worry about them falling and not being able to stand up without help. you can make emergency phone calls from the watch, and regular calls for a fee
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me, sitting at a restaurant next to a table where a woman's apple watch dings loudly i glance over and see that their ovulation cycle is irregular now i know more about a stranger than i wanted
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