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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Docjowles posted:

Lol even my Broncos D is getting smoked by the Rams of all teams. Just to really put an exclamation point on the fact that this was not my week.

I galaxy-brained dropped the Niners D for the Broncos during my first round bye for this specific matchup. Whoooooooooops

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Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Stupid rear end dulcich TD means I’m only up 21 versus his Keenan Allen tomorrow night :argh:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
This game is my nightmare scenario. Three players, zero points.

Chernabog
Apr 16, 2007



Hell yeah, Conner just put me over my opponent.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Just an unbelievably epic comeback in the semis by your boy's team fueled by Waddle and the Rams D vs the Broncos D. Going into tomorrow now up by 5 points with Keenan Allen and the colts kicker vs the chargers kicker.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Kilometers Davis posted:

I’m starting Evans tonight instead of Williams tomorrow. Lord give me the strength to win the consolation semifinals :pray:

owned again

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
McCorkle going to outscore Brady.
Fournette outscoring Jacobs

I've made mistakes

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

OT for Conner to score more points for my opponent isn't ideal

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Ornery and Hornery posted:

I need literally 70 combined points from Mike Williams and James Conner.

It was a nice run.

Conner got me 25.
Just need 35 from Williams. I believe.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Ornery and Hornery posted:

Conner got me 25.
Just need 35 from Williams. I believe.

Yeah Conner came through nicely. I'm still dead though. If I'd had Hurts, or if Rhamondre didn't cover himself in poop, or even if the Broncos had put up like, 8, instead of -4 (!!!) I would feel like I had a puncher's chance.

Even if Williams has a god tier game, my opponent still has Ekeler.

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



I'm down by 15.3 points and have Austin Ekeler left to play in my championship match. Not impossible!

If only I had started D'Onta Foreman over Josh Jacobs...

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

spinst posted:

If only I had started D'Onta Foreman over Josh Jacobs...

:respek:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

If both teams could continue throwing interceptions to each other, thus allowing Keenan, Ekeler, and McLaughlin to never get fpts that would be greatly appreciated tia~

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Stop throwing to freaking Allen

E: stooooooooop not like this :negative:

Bellmaker fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Dec 27, 2022

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Having Allen in PPR leagues is just a joy

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Narrator: Mike Williams did not score 35 points

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?



Docjowles posted:

Narrator: Mike Williams did not score 35 points

Hey there's still time.

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
Came in needing Ekeler, Kwity Paye, and Drue Tranquill to outscore Herbert by 29. Felt possible but highly unlikely.

Heading into the 4th down 6.7 :ohdear:

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Gobias Ind. posted:

Came in needing Ekeler, Kwity Paye, and Drue Tranquill to outscore Herbert by 29. Felt possible but highly unlikely.

Heading into the 4th down 6.7 :ohdear:

!!!

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



spinst posted:

I'm down by 15.3 points and have Austin Ekeler left to play in my championship match. Not impossible!

If only I had started D'Onta Foreman over Josh Jacobs...

I'm the champ, baby!

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Grats

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Ugh Zeke already has a TD :negative:

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

I need more Zeke TDs.. but it seems Dak has to stop sucking first for this to happen

edit: lol right on cue with another INT, you bastard

Varg fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Dec 30, 2022

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I’m gonna lose two fantasy super bowls because Thursday night football exists. Dammit Dak.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Bellmaker posted:

Ugh Zeke already has a TD :negative:

Well my Schultz is keeping up with higher Zeke so far go Tits D

E: Schultz TD! :woop:

EE: Schultz TDx2! :woop::woop:

Bellmaker fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Dec 30, 2022

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?



Welp, let's fuckin' go!

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
I survived the dud from Fields last week and am very excited about the possibility of 30+ today.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


one of my championship opponents got kmet of the wire this week, of course

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

pmchem posted:

one of my championship opponents got kmet of the wire this week, of course
He was sitting there free to be claimed in my league that I'm playing in the final... I of course stared at him for a while and decided not to grab him

Cnidario
Mar 22, 2013

gently caress, I benched Chubb and now he already has 7 pts

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Hell yeah Allgeier TD :woop:


Cnidario posted:

gently caress, I benched Chubb and now he already has 7 pts

You uhhh played yourself

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?



Hello, players on my fantasy teams. Please do something thanks.

Cnidario
Mar 22, 2013

Bellmaker posted:

Hell yeah Allgeier TD :woop:

You uhhh played yourself

Hahaha yeah, at least I have Allgeier in. I galaxy-brained it ten minutes before the game started since Chubb is (1) injured and (2) playing against the commanders

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Very glad I started the Jags D over the Eagles D today :stare:

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

^ hell yeah

Evans!!!!! Finally!!!!!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?



Love the Jags being up 21-0 and Lawrence has half a point. Just love it. Totally not murdering my chances everywhere.

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
Of loving course this is the week Evans does anything.

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

I mean, after 7 straight bust weeks imagine the kind of owner/team that would be desperate enough to play Evans this week

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

On a more positive note, thank you DJ Moore and Daniel Jones's legs for supplying a sprinkle of extra fpts above expectation to keep me in it :shobon:

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Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

AnacondaHL posted:

I mean, after 7 straight bust weeks imagine the kind of owner/team that would be desperate enough to play Evans this week

The guy I'm playing in the final!!

Gobias Ind. posted:

I survived the dud from Fields last week and am very excited about the possibility of 30+ today.

Lol. Lmao.

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