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We're talking about a literal paper wall poster here. So some years back (2013/2014 I think?) Lowtax posted this thread like, "Hey, I'm closing Something Awful HQ, come visit for a last hurrah" and it was only like 45 minutes away so my brother and I headed on over. In retrospect, Lowtax was probably blitzed out of his mind on pills. He was also not a very good host because all he had was a box of animal crackers, but some of the other goons brought snacks and we got some pizza and watched a couple terrible movies. It was kind of awkward, mostly because of Lowtax acting like he was put out by our presence. The other goons were perfectly nice. Here are some pictures I took.    I'm not a dog person but that dog was super sweet and her fur was so soft. Anyway, I'd forgotten all about this, but Lowtax had some merch that he offered us. I got a Something Awful poster, which I left in my car and never took out. I rediscovered it under the passenger seat this past weekend.  It's in pretty good shape other than the torn corner. So I ask you goons: what should I do with this? I just folded it back up and returned it to its place under my passenger seat for now, but eventually I'll have to get rid of this car and I'll have to do SOMETHING with it, and I want your suggestions.
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Donate it to the local goodwill
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Sep 9, 2022 02:57
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Go to a dive bar bathroom and put it up so it can rest in piss.
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Sep 9, 2022 02:59
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WE DO NOT SELL ANYTHING EXCEPT BROKEN PROMISES AND DISAPPOINTMENT
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Sep 9, 2022 03:04
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cum tribute
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Sep 9, 2022 03:06
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World War Mammories posted:cum tribute I'd have to outsource that.
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Sep 9, 2022 03:07
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grave soon
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Sep 9, 2022 03:07
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I want that MegaMan poster
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Sep 9, 2022 03:08
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There really was a lot of cool art there (and a lot of cute little kid pictures  ). I wonder what happened to all of it.
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Sep 9, 2022 03:10
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Put it back under the passenger for good luck.
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Sep 9, 2022 03:19
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I got commissioned to do two of those posters back in the day, it’s weird seeing those again after all these years.
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Sep 9, 2022 03:29
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Hang it up in public somewhere where it won't get torn down immediately and give weekly updates on if it's still up.
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Sep 9, 2022 03:31
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Let it shine so we can get more people in GBS 
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Sep 9, 2022 03:34
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Ooh, that's an interesting idea. Unfortunately I have no idea where would be a good place to do that-- an indie coffeeshop maybe? I haven't gotten out too much the past few years.
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Sep 9, 2022 03:35
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Lol at the idea that people will be drawn to the forums by the loving front page
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Sep 9, 2022 03:38
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there was a headquarters? how did it smell?
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Sep 9, 2022 03:43
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Spray glue it to a wall outside (or inside)
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Sep 9, 2022 04:37
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Dixville posted:Lol at the idea that people will be drawn to the forums by the loving front page  maybe like a link to a good thread or a general forum link, but the 2020 pardon our dust article and april 2021 photoshop phriday are not going to sell it.
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Sep 9, 2022 04:45
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you should hang that poster on your wall and invite some goons over to the new headquarters imo
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Sep 9, 2022 06:01
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Cum a big spraying load of jizz on it
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Sep 9, 2022 06:31
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Mr.Acula posted:Cum a big spraying load of jizz on it I wonder how many people would pay to ejaculate on this poster, if someone were to arrange a set date and time. Might set some records, might not, but there would still be a lot of cum.
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Sep 9, 2022 06:36
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r u ready to WALK posted:invite some goons over lol could you imagine
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Sep 9, 2022 06:37
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Nooner posted:WE DO NOT SELL ANYTHING EXCEPT BROKEN PROMISES AND DISAPPOINTMENT The honesty has always been one of my favorite things about this place.
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Sep 9, 2022 06:50
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Send it to me. I'll repair it and have it framed. Then I'll put it on the wall.
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Sep 9, 2022 07:09
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what was the deal with that stupid grenade logo anyway
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Sep 9, 2022 07:14
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Laminate it and stick it in your yard like a political poster.
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Sep 9, 2022 07:51
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Clearly we just need a new headquarters where Jeffrey can get high/drunk and pass out on the couch, drooling. Then we'll have somewhere to put it. Problem solved 
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Sep 9, 2022 07:52
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it was always so odd that lowtax decided he needed an office in a stripmall for somethingawful
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Sep 9, 2022 10:06
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Make a Lite Brite out of it and cause panic in your city.
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Sep 9, 2022 10:18
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To be honest, I-, I kind of want it...
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Sep 9, 2022 10:38
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Cast it into the fire!
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Sep 9, 2022 10:54
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yo you havent cleaned out your car since 2013?
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Sep 9, 2022 10:58
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:It was kind of awkward, mostly because of Lowtax acting like he was put out by our presence. Tbf, lowtax was put off by his own presence.
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Sep 9, 2022 11:01
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Clean your car more often OP
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Sep 9, 2022 12:04
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lol that DADDY I <3 U banner is kind of a bummer huh
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Sep 9, 2022 12:10
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I’m starting to get the impression this lowtax fellow wasn’t very good with money.
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Sep 9, 2022 13:15
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Turn it into a stencil and spray it on national monuments.
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Sep 9, 2022 13:31
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Take it to a print shop and get a fresh one made 10x the size. Commission 500 tiny ones and setup a bootleg merch shop. When they refuse becouse they want a digital copy to feed the computer you can do that hank hill jpg meme
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Sep 9, 2022 13:35
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Donate it to the national archives as a cultural artefact.
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Sep 9, 2022 13:40
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Smoke it.
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