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goatface posted:Smoke it. Yeah, you should probably at least smoke some of it.
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goatface posted:Smoke it. Yeah inhale all the lowtax and shmorky particles that are clinging to that poster like grim death in a desperate hope of escaping the host body. OP smokes it up and develops a fast, inexplicable fear of toilets along with a desire to gaslight herself.
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Sep 9, 2022 13:52
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such a sad rear end little office lmao OP poop on the poster
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Sep 9, 2022 14:11
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Send it to the white house wrapped around a bag of powder. See if we can get the Secret Service round for drinks.
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Sep 9, 2022 14:20
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Stick it to a sandwich board and wear it around town. Write the classic "the end is nigh" on the other board.
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Sep 9, 2022 14:27
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Get a silver ink pen, sign it "Congratulations on your promotion from all of us at Something Awful" and send it to Buckingham Palace.
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Sep 9, 2022 14:29
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I went to that party too and got that same poster.
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Sep 9, 2022 14:33
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Cool party @ the awful office bring your own snacks Goldbelly cookies are EMPLOYEES ONLY
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Sep 9, 2022 14:50
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Tear it up into small pieces, mix it with red jello, and splatter it on the wall.
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Sep 9, 2022 14:58
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OP was his GTR there?
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Sep 9, 2022 15:04
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Find out how the surface finish reacts to blood, spit, piss and semen.
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Sep 9, 2022 15:07
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So it's just been lurking under a seat for 9 years? Pft, typical SA poster...
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:OP was his GTR there? Wasn't the GTR era after the closing of the headquarters? I thought that level of spending only really kicked off once the Patreon was up and everyone thought that the only way to keep the forums alive was to donate five figures a month.
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Sep 9, 2022 15:20
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Everyone remember to save those HQ pics for the next goon hovel thread.
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Sep 9, 2022 15:27
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Auction it and donate the proceeds to a charity or local shelter
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Sep 9, 2022 15:33
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:OP was his GTR there? iirc, he did drive it there, but it was cold and possibly icy/snowy out - not optimal weather to drive that thing in.
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Revins posted:Auction it and donate the proceeds to a charity or local shelter That's honestly the best idea.
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Sep 9, 2022 18:36
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Try and feed the whole thing into your anus.
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Chrs posted:Clean your car more often OP no
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Sep 9, 2022 19:36
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Attach it to a wooden log raft that you push out onto the lake, shooting a fiery arrow to erupt it into flames, a solitary tear rolling down your cheek. two sets of foot prints in the sand
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frumpykvetchbot posted:what was the deal with that stupid grenade logo anyway if gbs voted for a new favicon today it would just be pig balls so count your blessings
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Sep 9, 2022 19:48
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Keyboard Goop 2.0 it
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I'm the mini vacuum cleaner with a cord too short for it to be used to clean anything, but long enough for Lowtax to suck off his dick with it.
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BigBadSteve posted:I'm the mini vacuum cleaner with a cord too short for it to be used to clean anything, but long enough for Lowtax to suck off his dick with it. It’s a rechargeable vacuum op
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Sep 9, 2022 20:29
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Slam it into a hole of your choosing
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Sep 9, 2022 20:32
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Do one of those things where you send it to someone who takes a picture of their dog or something with it, then they send it along to someone else who does the same etc blah It constantly travels and there’s a thread to track its progress. The SA poster visits SA posters thread or something. Sounds like too much effort though. An effort post about an effort poster.
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Someone PM'd me and unironically wants it (lol) so I will mail it to them.
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Sep 9, 2022 20:56
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Name and shame
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Sep 9, 2022 21:08
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I want that MegaMan poster
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Sep 9, 2022 21:16
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What an anticlimaxtic end to the story
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It's probably haunted by Lowtax's ghost, so get a Ouija board and tell him he's an rear end in a top hat
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OB-GYN Kenobi posted:So it's just been lurking under a seat for 9 years? Pft, typical SA poster... Sensible chuckle
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Baxter posted:Do one of those things where you send it to someone who takes a picture of their dog or something with it, then they send it along to someone else who does the same etc blah You volunteering? I didn't see this before agreeing to send it to him (phone posting) but I do like this idea.
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goatface posted:Name and shame Yeah, I agree. I feel like they should work for it, earn it somehow. Let the thread decide the fate of the poster!
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I used to have a something awful bumper sticker covering a hole in the paint of my first car's bumper
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Anybody remember the Goatstairs flag that someone dreamed up a long time ago? I came across one of the stickers while I was cleaning out the cabinets in my garage a while ago. We should put all this valuable memorabilia into a museum somewhere.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:We're talking about a literal paper wall poster here. lowtax is dead. become your own person.
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