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People poo poo on Jim Davis for making all of his creative decisions from a marketing perspective, but at least his drive to be ruthlessly capitalistic in his enterprise has kept him from being a constant embarrassment like Scott Adams...
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yeah, jim may have licensed his characters for every product under the sun, but he hasn't (as far as i've seen) went on a rant genders, "superiority", nor publicly listed his incredibly long list of being scammed
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fool me once, shame on you rob me for the average annual American household income 7 times…
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Jonny 290 posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dilberito ugggghhhhh
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:fool me once, shame on you 5-7 times, somewhere in that range he's not sure. might even be 8
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i guarantee you at least 3-5 of those were a hot chick that hosed him a couple times and asked for a car then ghosted lmao
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Jonny 290 posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dilberito god drat this is funny
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the microwave burrito that is also soylent, but with a cool, irreverent "dilbert" twist.
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soylent was also the first thing i thought reading through that article
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i remember him blaming the failure on the anti-free-market practices of food distributors and shelf placement and poo poo like that
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how have so many of yall never heard of the the dilberito
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more like dildorito
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graph posted:how have so many of yall never heard of the the dilberito I reside in a rural locale in a far away land and I have heard of this alternative gas generation method
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dioxazine posted:soylent was also the first thing i thought reading through that article and dilburrito was the first thing i though of when soylent started making the rounds. don't nobody learn anything
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Silver Alicorn posted:I saw he got dropped from 77 newspapers yesterday and I was wondering why. amusingly, this is because a newspaper group, Lee Enterprises, was cutting costs and enforced a uniform comics/syndication package across all of their papers instead of having unique layouts/ selections for each one: The Daily Cartoonist posted:The change will be drastic to [St. Louis, MO] Post-Dispatch readers. If I read the Waco Tribune-Herald statement correctly, The Post-Dispatch comics page will drop from 34 to 10 comics! even funnier, they're going with Scott Adams' syndicator, Andrews-McMeel, but they dropped Dilbert because they're too cheap to pony up for too many long-tenured strips, not because he's a right-wing blowhard as you might expect, the kind of grampys who read newspaper comics are furious, but not because of Dilbert! they're madder that poo poo like Baby Blues and Bizarro are gone
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Sep 21, 2022 20:15
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are they still drawing zippy the pinhead
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by god the day they drop Alley Oop is the day i cancel my subscription
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rotor posted:i remember him blaming the failure on the anti-free-market practices of food distributors and shelf placement and poo poo like that he specifically blamed Kraft for sending operatives to the Petaluma gas station and covering up the Dilberitos with lunchables i read a bunch of his books when i was younger, he spent a chapter talking about this
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infernal machines posted:he has in fact always sucked, he was just way less vocal about it pre-2001 or so one of his books had the pro-tip that if you're the messier one in the relationship you can just: stop cleaning. your partner has only 2 options, either clean or let their standards relax, either way you don't have to do anything!!!! those are the only two options!!! btw the woman he was married to when he wrote that divorced him? idk why tho
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JawnV6 posted:he specifically blamed Kraft for sending operatives to the Petaluma gas station and covering up the Dilberitos with lunchables how much are we wagering that this was one of the 5-7 times he was robbed of more than 50k?
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i have never really read dilbert. i do remember it being compared to userfriendly though
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JawnV6 posted:i read a bunch of his books when i was younger, he spent a chapter talking about this same, and yeah, it was obvious even to an idiot teen that this guy was an absolute moron, a fountain of terrible ideas and bad advice, even if i did like his cartoons
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Jonny 290 posted:i guarantee you at least 3-5 of those were a hot chick that hosed him a couple times and asked for a car then ghosted lmao Ghost-Ride the Drip
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the only good Dilbert comic imo is the Wally Reflector
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Ghost-Ride the Drip
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when i was younger, i assumed all the characters were supposed to be glib parodies. i didn't realize it extended to the creator until a few years ago specifically when he lost, then recovered, his voice. what did he do with this miraculous return? open his mouth and spout the dumbest takes possible
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once again this just proves that having people out themselves as loudmouthed morons is literally the one thing twitter is good for
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Ghost-Ride the Drip lmbo
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:once again this just proves that having people out themselves as loudmouthed morons is literally the one thing twitter is good for its also good for nodevember
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Ghost-Ride the Drip ugh 'the Wimp' would of course been far better.
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fart simpson posted:its also good for nodevember chodevember
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fart simpson posted:its also good for nodevember
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NoneMoreNegative posted:the only good Dilbert comic imo is the Wally Reflector
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dioxazine posted:i have never really read dilbert. i do remember it being compared to userfriendly though whoa whoa whoa. I don’t want to be the guy defending dilbert here because Scott Adams is a shitstain, but his comic is decent. userfriendly is slashdot, the comic strip and is painfully bad to read.
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did scott adams say that if hillary were elected he would be murdered in the streets by lib gangs? or was that esr also the only smarty-pants comic strip that is not tedious and awful is saturday morning breakfast cereal. don't even @ me with user friendly, xkcd, dilbert, phd-comics, ugh
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