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roomtone
Jul 1, 2021



wow! hideo hosed that one up.

it was gonna be like
big bass betrayed by joe biden....finally stranding up on his own but then he turned into a demoid.

.............but then it turned out to be a big piece of crap!!!!!

i think it would've been better, i dunno about you, if big boss turned evil gradually over a series of increasingly grim missions where the child soldier quotinent kept getting higher. then i would have thought 'wow big bass, your lust for revenge on [blank] is getting out of hand pal'

but that didn't happen. instead, the death stranding happened.

and now everyone's loving dead.

roomtone fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Sep 22, 2022

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


quiet

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021



he missed out on calling her 'silent' because her characteristic is not talking in any way, so she wasn't really 'quiet' after all.

but he got on top of it by calling fragile fragile, because her cargo was fragile and she was fragile, so that all connected up.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

nards by name, nards by reputation


She wasn't that fragile.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Snake, this is your new partner, Busty.

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021



Snake this is your new partner, he's called Alios

he's an Angel from Sector GIGAS. He's been fully inducted in the calms of harshening, don't worry

Now Snake, watch out for the....H-Event. It may happen at any time. Day or night, but not both. Either at the same time. This is humanity.

Snake: Right. sneaking in now.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017


i just like having machine gun fights in desert valleys

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021



Snake. This is your new partner. His 'sign-name' is Nicolas Winding-Refn. He made one, okay one and a half good movies if you count Neon Demon, and he's a huge pain in the rear end. He's taking the lead on this mission. Snake? SNAAAAAAAKE?

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Yeah, the health scares about monosodiumgluconate were exciting. I don't know if we were more scared of that or Olestra.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

Stay Out of the Basement


William Shakespeare posted:

Where art thou, Mute, that thou forget'st so long
To speak of that which gives thee all thy sick head shots

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea


i pretty much always used the dog as my partner

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james


Why are we still here? Just to suffer [your posting]?

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




I enjoyed the parts where the game acted like I didn't know any of the characters from other Metal Gear games because I don't and I don't care to. I just wanted to sneak around USSR bases and steal all their poo poo.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

nards by name, nards by reputation


We are goons. With names.

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

What the fuck?


David bowie

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

time to post

kntfkr posted:

Snake, this is your new partner, Busty.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Game owned

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

time to post

I gotta plug the controller in to the other slot !!!

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



I only play the video game destiny. It’s a game about shooting aliens and using space magic.

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here


Grimey Drawer

I liked Peace Walker.

The absolute madman named one of the villians Hot Coldman.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




MSG is still exciting because I don't make Chinese near often enough.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



Das Boo posted:

MSG is still exciting because I don't make Chinese near often enough.

Msg is good in everything. Use it more when u cook.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



i enjoyed the game a lot, and also enjoyed death stranding a lot

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

The dog was cool

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense


I couldn't tell the voices of the three main characters apart and missed all the silly stuff.

MGSV is 'boss' of the series and we all had to become big boss by being disappointed by a metal gear solid game, and grow up and play death stranding instead. Now everyone has children and real jobs/eye patches and beards.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


I got this on steam and it played like crap and Idk if it was my terrible comp (likely) or a just a lousy port so I just returned it at like 80 minutes playtime lol. Bigger problem was I haven't played one since 3 and at this point the lore is kinda daunting. Not only am I missing all of 4, but I'd have to play peace walker, the other PSP games and maybe even Revengeance I feel to know what the gently caress was going on.

I love MGS so much. I even like raiden

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:

Every time I try to play this the long rear end intro section kills any interest I have, I've tried it like 3 times and it never seems to end or get better so I stop, then try it again years later and have the same reaction.

Maybe I'll try it one more time just for you OP.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship


Fun Shoe

Engorged "Big" Bossman: UWU
Flatulent snek : Uguuuuu

E: robot cyborg ninja feller : shamwow. bzzzzzzzzzzzzt bzt bzt bzt, bzt.

EE: pisses self while hiding in locker.

staberind fucked around with this message at 10:10 on Sep 22, 2022

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Buce posted:

Msg is good in everything. Use it more when u cook.

I see what I've been doing wrong!

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





Video games aren't art

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



Haidara

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014



Rahu posted:

I liked Peace Walker.

The absolute madman named one of the villians Hot Coldman.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

D. HALL


I finished and enjoyed mgsv in isolation ie. It is the metal gear I had played up until a few days ago. I juuust finished off mgs1

Good fun

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015



I thought it was good OP

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



it was a blast. made me want to play the other metal gear games, but i doubt they'll ever come to pc.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005


I was really enjoying it until I learned that the two maps were the only two maps... Then I kinda stopped playing it

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



but the maps are very, very large

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




A metal…..gear….?

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



did u hear about the big titty waifu who doesn't talk

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009



I liked the dog with a knife. More games should have dogs with knives.

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