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precision
May 7, 2006

hug your posting pals


stop holding thedoor for me. i'm like 50 feet away. ifyou hold the door i will be honor bound to run so as not to keep you waiting, and i don't want to do that. i'm teling you. i can open doors. i have many skills. i can do this. please. let me do this. put me in coach



the wifi at this panera is literally slower than dialup. i heart the future bees

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





behold, the rambings of a madman

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009



Fun Shoe

pick me up a bear claw?

_____!
May 2, 2004




I just press the handicap door open button when the person behind you is that far away ensuring that it will close on them as they get to it.

GetDunked
Dec 16, 2011

"We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time."

https://soundcloud.com/phatcapbeats/yall-ready-for-this-space-jam-song-phatcap-trap-remix?in=anicerobe/sets/you-should-fucking-duck-when


I've never liked Panera Bread OP. Watery soups and soggy, flavorless sandwiches. At least the bread tends to be fresh.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


Mad props to Panera for convincing 2005 America that a 1000 calorie sandwich with a side of bread was a healthy lunch.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix



Subway > Panera, fight me.

I understand they are both subpar but I've picked my side.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005



Panic! At The Tesco posted:

behold, the rambings of a madman

I've never heard someone make more sense tbh.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

PEANUT BUTTER IS NOT MY FATHER

neato burrito posted:

Subway > Panera, fight me.

I understand they are both subpar but I've picked my side.

I'm not here to engage in an altercation, I'm just frankly amazed that anyone would hold the torch for Subway.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet



Slippery Tilde

The Panera near me periodically runs out of bread.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






oh, i'm not that important, don't worry about fresh food for me. i'm ok with the stuff you already have under the heat lamp.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004


ill have a fresh cup of piss please

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



dsf posted:

ill have a fresh cup of piss please

coffee thread crossover

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






i'll have the hot bean water :smug:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Panera Bread, "Which frozen meal can I start heating up for you?"

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






haven't been inside a panera in years, do they still have the wallpaper that has the word "GLUTEN" written in huge cursive letters? just relentlessly mocking anyone with celiac disease, i loved it.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad




Bad Purchase posted:

haven't been inside a panera in years, do they still have the wallpaper that has the word "GLUTEN" written in huge cursive letters? just relentlessly mocking anyone with celiac disease, i loved it.

I usually hold the door until the person I am holding the door for gets just about to the door and then I slam it in their face. They just have to sit there and deal with it.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




can i get a limeade and a coffee larry please.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



yeah i'll have a loaf, and i don't mean of bread

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015


Bad Purchase posted:

i'll have the hot bean water :smug:

It's actually the pit of a fruit.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



Nice Guy Patron posted:

It's actually the pit of a fruit.

here we go :rolleyes:

goochtit
Nov 1, 2021




The Moon Monster posted:

I've never heard someone make more sense tbh.

dot communist
Mar 28, 2005



_____! posted:

I just press the handicap door open button when the person behind you is that far away ensuring that it will close on them as they get to it.

The fiendish plot of a diabolical criminal mastermind unleashed upon the unsuspecting patrons of The Old Spaghetti Factory

dot communist
Mar 28, 2005



Beware, citizens, for I have unscrewed the caps of the salt shakers at your table. I hold all the cards

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




Panera actually used to be pretty good but now itís just awful. The last time I got a sandwich there all the sliced turkey was bunched up in the middle of the bread. It was also gristly. Like, how the heck is turkey breast gonna be gristly?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

When I see you coming up behind me not only do I shut the door but I also bar it :colbert:

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_____!
May 2, 2004




dot communist posted:

Beware, citizens, for I have unscrewed the caps of the salt shakers at your table. I hold all the cards

MIND YOUR WELL BEING FOR I HAVE SWAPPED THE CAPS ON THE LOW SODIUM SOY SAUCE BOTTLES AT EVERY ASIAN RESTAURANT IN THE COUNTY. HYPERTENSIVES BEWARE!!!:unsmigghh:

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