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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010



Officially fall, time to bust out the decorations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU6iP0WLsU8

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Fun fact: jack-o-lanterns made from beets will horrify the children much worse than the ones made of pumpkin. I donít know where to learn how to carve a beet into a jack-o-lantern, so Iím just going to guess an SCA meeting. Itís also good if you want to buy homemade mead, venison, and javelina jerky, and of course to meet fat hairy swingers.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009



It's Pumpkin Spice season but thank you for trying.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



I'm going to dress up as the mari lwyd shrander and inspire people to creat faster-than-light travel.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Please report me if I am missing this JP warning label. I must not be posting without it. Thank you.


If you want to get in the mood for Halloween spookiness, check out the youtube channel Bedtime Stories. The videos have a much more somber tone that most youtube videos about spooky stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oebnVIlClxA

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Yaldabaoth posted:

If you want to get in the mood for Halloween spookiness, check out the youtube channel Bedtime Stories. The videos have a much more somber tone that most youtube videos about spooky stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oebnVIlClxA

The Battle of Ape Canyon was a solemn affair, I understand.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

:spooky: It's my favorite time of year! :spooky:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






ween, hallowed

Jillian Shit
Dec 11, 2003



Iím looking for ways to defend my puckins

Is birdshot ok for defence

*dons the cowl*

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Please report me if I am missing this JP warning label. I must not be posting without it. Thank you.


Pennywise the Frown posted:

:spooky: It's my favorite time of year! :spooky:

Let's start it off with something really cursed:

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

Touch Fuzzy, get Spooky


Avairable.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Yaldabaoth posted:

Let's start it off with something really cursed:

gently caress you.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017


ORBS

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Look at my Spiderman costume! loving look at it! This costume means one thing! Iím coming home with some pussy tonight! Thatís right! Itís been a long week at the office and itís time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say ďJunior Vice PresidentĒ on them! Theyíre glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!

My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have Spiderman costumes too!

I figure weíll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the poo poo out of that little white ball! Itís going to be so loving loud! Iíll bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 loving yards tonight! Iím that loving pumped!

I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I loving love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! Iím crushing one right now!

Iím thinking about buying a boat this year!

Iím gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his rear end! And God help him if he gets any blood on my Spiderman costume! If he does, Iíll scrub it out with his dick and some bleach! I mean it!

Iím gonna grind on girls asses tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my cock against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on!

I will valet tonight!

I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to ďTake it easy on the brakes, ChampĒ!

I will talk to people I donít know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders ďBabeĒ and male bartenders ďChiefĒ!

When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is ďfull of skanksĒ! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again!

I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my Spiderman costume and jack-o-lantern candy bucket that I struck out and am settling for a gyro!

I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for ďafter hoursĒ! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave!

When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself!

I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that Iíll be ready to loving party again tomorrow!

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!



BLAAAAGGH! I AM A VAMPIRE!!! :drac:

haha, just kidding, but could you imagine?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




Yaldabaoth posted:

Let's start it off with something really cursed:



QCS twisting like a stir fry rn

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!


Buce posted:

I'm going to dress up as the mari lwyd shrander and inspire people to creat faster-than-light travel.

Ummm, itís called extra luminal :airquote: travel. :crossarms:

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Your Best Paw Forward

Ham Wrangler

I didn't realize marilyn manson actually covered that song, i thought it was like the Dirty_Deeds_Done_With_Sheep_Weird_Al.mp3 type stuff

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Someone in a neighborhood near mine has two yard skeletons, they're like 15-20 feet tall and hang out in their front yard year-round and it rocks.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

NO, NUDE SHREK!

I have a fall shelf in progress. Featuring one of targets fine selection of fake monster plants as well as pumpkins made of a variety of materials and one tiny gourd teapot thing that I adore unreasonably

naem
May 29, 2011



stabbing

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

I used to work in a cemetery and one time someone decorated their grave with Halloween stuff. Plastic skeleton legs and arms and bats and poo poo. I thought it was fun as hell, but management made us take it down

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I used to work in a cemetery and one time someone decorated their grave with Halloween stuff. Plastic skeleton legs and arms and bats and poo poo. I thought it was fun as hell, but management made us take it down

this is incredibly lame. time to open up a fun cemetery

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

George H.W. oval office posted:

this is incredibly lame. time to open up a fun cemetery

a funertery. I'm on board

naem
May 29, 2011



https://youtube.com/shorts/VvkCBDh6HTU?feature=share

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost


what a boring ghost. I have all of time and space at my disposal. Just gonna throw a coat on the floor then jump scare you

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008



Poohs Packin posted:

Look at my Spiderman costume! loving look at it! This costume means one thing! Iím coming home with some pussy tonight! Thatís right! Itís been a long week at the office and itís time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say ďJunior Vice PresidentĒ on them! Theyíre glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!

My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have Spiderman costumes too!

I figure weíll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the poo poo out of that little white ball! Itís going to be so loving loud! Iíll bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 loving yards tonight! Iím that loving pumped!

I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I loving love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! Iím crushing one right now!

Iím thinking about buying a boat this year!

Iím gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his rear end! And God help him if he gets any blood on my Spiderman costume! If he does, Iíll scrub it out with his dick and some bleach! I mean it!

Iím gonna grind on girls asses tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my cock against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on!

I will valet tonight!

I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to ďTake it easy on the brakes, ChampĒ!

I will talk to people I donít know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders ďBabeĒ and male bartenders ďChiefĒ!

When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is ďfull of skanksĒ! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again!

I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my Spiderman costume and jack-o-lantern candy bucket that I struck out and am settling for a gyro!

I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for ďafter hoursĒ! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave!

When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself!

I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that Iíll be ready to loving party again tomorrow!

What I took from this is jealousy that I canít get a street corner gyro.

naem
May 29, 2011



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what a boring ghost. I have all of time and space at my disposal. Just gonna throw a coat on the floor then jump scare you

https://youtube.com/shorts/pyUajs4yyy0?feature=share

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost


If i ever had a ghost they better haunt me all the time. I got a job. I work 8-10 hours a day. you gonna haunt me, show up and do the job. I expect at least 16 hours of haunting a day
Weekends optional

Doc Fission
Sep 10, 2011





Thanks for the warm welcome, you scary, scary bitch

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Just so I can prepare for potential afterlife as a ghost, are there rules about haunting? Like are you limited to one or can you haunt as many people as you want or what.

Do you have to pick a bit and stick with it or can you do different kinds of haunting

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

Chief McHeath posted:

Just so I can prepare for potential afterlife as a ghost, are there rules about haunting? Like are you limited to one or can you haunt as many people as you want or what.

Do you have to pick a bit and stick with it or can you do different kinds of haunting

No idea. Surprisingly I haven't died yet. The way i see it is: Do what you want when your dead.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Itíd be great to know for sure, can anyone find out?

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021


Yaldabaoth posted:

If you want to get in the mood for Halloween spookiness, check out the youtube channel Bedtime Stories. The videos have a much more somber tone that most youtube videos about spooky stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oebnVIlClxA
I wanna add: these people put their videos as a podcast. If you can't sit through as 20-minute video that barely changes, the podcast is so enjoyable and worth the time. I've been listening to them while eating lunch every day, and the length of the videos is perfect for a meal. None of that filler chit-chat bullshit other paranormal podcasts have. Definitely a good choice for short listen.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

Chief McHeath posted:

Itíd be great to know for sure, can anyone find out?

everyone finds out once

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000





Ultra Carp

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Fun fact: jack-o-lanterns made from beets will horrify the children much worse than the ones made of pumpkin. I don’t know where to learn how to carve a beet into a jack-o-lantern, so I’m just going to guess an SCA meeting. It’s also good if you want to buy homemade mead, venison, and javelina jerky, and of course to meet fat hairy swingers.

How big are the beets you buy?

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