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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


Your restaurant isn't fancier by using the language of the style of food for the categories. It's just obnoxious. Yes it's easy to deduce, I don't care I'm a dumb American and want everything to be as easy as possible. Thanks!

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bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



how can I enjoy "antipasto" if i'm pro pasto?

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix



I'd like to tapas dat rear end.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



appetizeeze nutz

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

time to post

appies

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000





Ultra Carp

Just call it food. No need to get snooty

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007




Eaty firsties

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!


bossy lady posted:

how can I enjoy "antipasto" if i'm pro pasto?

If antipasto and pasta come into contact with each other it creates a localized micro black hole and all the spaghetti twirls into one giant bite on a fork. :chef:

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong


fart

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007



I don't know if I'd be amused by this or find it too cutesy. I think by itself it'd be fine but I also think a restaurant doing this would definitely go overboard into the realm of too cutesy.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






food of the first order

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

🍭hiss🐍


in france they're called royales with bouche

Soukuw
Aug 25, 2022


"Disposable Income"

For the record though I loving love appetizers but they always make me cringe a bit when I buy them. Someone needs to make a restaurant that's nothing but appetizers but they're fairly priced.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




onion ring

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

🍭hiss🐍


Soukuw posted:

"Disposable Income"

For the record though I loving love appetizers but they always make me cringe a bit when I buy them. Someone needs to make a restaurant that's nothing but appetizers but they're fairly priced.

have you heard the good word about the pupu platter

Soukuw
Aug 25, 2022


No joke watery mouth

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

have you heard the good word about the pupu platter
I've heard of them but never have ordered one. I guess I'm gonna need to the next time I get a chance.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"



Lol, thank you for reminding me about this

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Are your octopus tentacles fresh?

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

Smol food. Big food. Green food. Wet food. Sweet food. Liquids.

That's your menu now quit bitching

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...




Soukuw posted:

"Disposable Income"

For the record though I loving love appetizers but they always make me cringe a bit when I buy them. Someone needs to make a restaurant that's nothing but appetizers but they're fairly priced.

That's called tapas

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves




hey bartender can i have the cock menu

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.

Jade Ear Joe

lol at complaining about restaurants trying to be fancy and then saying "appetizers" instead of "starters".

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

You're all I think, this thing set troublin


Europeans have over a thousand different words for food. Words for food that grows out of the dirt, food that grows in the dirt, etc. Different colored food has usually different names. It's bonkers

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010
RAPE APOLOGIST


Hammerite posted:

lol at complaining about restaurants trying to be fancy and then saying "appetizers" instead of "starters".

Legit a garage/car hole scenario.

Never change, America :love:

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

Just a funny Av. Not an own, calm down people. tyvm


SilvergunSuperman posted:

Legit a garage/car hole scenario.

Never change, America :love:

app*tizer is an anti-Semitic slur

not surprising a euro hates the Jewish people :sad:

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

You're all I think, this thing set troublin


All of you have heard about appetizer before. So today I'm presenting you appetizr, a hip modern version of the classical concept, for the young hip urban guy of today. I'm looking for $10 million in initial funding.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:



I'm more into h'ordeuvres or amuse bouche these days

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013





"Welcome to JimmyJams, here's our Farters menu"

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

It's called "foreplay" OP

BV
Oct 23, 2005

NO ITS FUNNY. FUCK YOU. TIA


Pastel Candy Snake posted:

have you heard the good word about the pupu platter

I can't hear this without thinking about that scene in A Bug's Life where the waiter says, "Hey, who ordered the Poo Poo platter?"

And yeah I agree with OP

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad




One food please.


appeteasers....:argh:

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004



Yeah, can I get a Negroni? Oh poo poo, sorry, I thought this was the aperitif thread.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem

Real restaurants call them the under $2 menu

dot communist
Mar 28, 2005



How can you eat before you eat? It doesn't make any sense. Either you're eating or you're not :colbert:

Child Trebuchet
Sep 4, 2022

by Fluffdaddy


Whats the difference between styles and categories

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




Iíve seen places have as many as three different categories of pre-meal items on them menu.

    Snacks
    Small Plates
    Appetizers

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves




Soukuw posted:

Someone needs to make a restaurant that's nothing but appetizers but they're fairly priced.

it's called dim sum

nut
Jul 30, 2019



excuse me ma'am how many buckarinos for the lobster dipperoo (then she tells me 8.99 and i have to sheepishly leave)

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense





The appetizer is the thesis of the meal

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




Big Beef City posted:

"Welcome to JimmyJams, here's our Farters menu"

JimmyJams? I heard that place really STINKS!

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