help me choose a NFL football team

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > help me choose a NFL football team

stealie72: Jan 10, 2007; Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
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We Got Us A Bread posted:

Bills if you like flaming tables and the idea of throwing dildos on the field. Also, if you live in an impoverished country, the winners of 4 straight superbowls!
Browns if you're pro-serial sex crimes, and the idea of feeding a machine designed to produce endless failure appeals to you.

Both of these teams will only ever bring you heartbreak and misery. Do not follow them, even of getting drunk and jumping through a table sounds fun.

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stealie72: Jan 10, 2007; Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
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90s Ghost Trip posted:

Just don’t pick a sadness factory.

No Bills, no Browns. Beep boop so simple.

Otoh, you could choose the Browns from a purely ironic perspective and cheer for their sucking. Pretty sure no other team has gone 4-44 across three seasons (including a 0-16 and 1-15 season) in the modern era.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2022 02:38

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