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olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
Everyone 13 years of age and older needs to hear the song Hooker With A Penis by Tool at least once. Replace TV with Youtube/Twitter/Tiktok/etc. and the same very important lesson applies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzrRoDd9CxM

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Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Grimey Drawer
Oh look another YouTube link.

There aren't any teenagers here and there won't ever be again.

Twigand Berries
Sep 7, 2008

A very neutral post observing that someone is recommending Tool in GBS in 2022.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Your Best Paw Forward
Ham Wrangler
That man sure is angry about stuff

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



I go into hysterical sobbing fits after ejaculation and I'm pretty sure it's related to anthrax.

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
Tool sucks actually

girl befriender
Sep 22, 2014
ah tool, one of my favorite incelcore bands.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Tool, huh? I got a tool for you, OP. It's right here.

*Moves hands towards crotch, but then points at OP instead in a clever fake-out*

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

This forum is like Children of Men. The youngest person left is like 30 and the olds are starting to off themselves with quietus.

girl befriender
Sep 22, 2014
Everyone 13 years of age and older needs to watch this song

https://qu.ax/BoFo.mp4

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Gomez Chamberlain posted:

Tool sucks actually

This is one of those "broken clocks are right twice a day" situations.

While quite a lot of their output does suck, this one song in particular slaps and has a valuable measage for vulnerable youth. Please play it for your teenagers.

olives black fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Sep 29, 2022

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Grimey Drawer
If Tool sucks, is it still ethical to recommend any of their music?

Child Trebuchet
Sep 4, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Charles Bukowski posted:

If Tool sucks, is it still ethical to recommend any of their music?

If you run a torture cell for the CIA, sure.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Gomez Chamberlain posted:

Tool sucks actually

I hope they all get locked in an outhouse and die from inhaling their own farts to death.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Teenagers are all dumb as gently caress but so is everybody else.

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004

olives black posted:

Everyone 13 years of age and older needs to hear the song Hooker With A Penis by Tool at least once. Replace TV with Youtube/Twitter/Tiktok/etc. and the same very important lesson applies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzrRoDd9CxM

ok boomer

Child Trebuchet
Sep 4, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
The under part of my upper arm is soft like an old ladies.

JUst some advice.

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
Lemme tell you about an obscure oldies band called Limp Bizkit

Child Trebuchet
Sep 4, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

X JAKK posted:

Lemme tell you about an obscure oldies band called Limp Bizkit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU1JV8Lh_FU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMv-ka8S0IY

Child Trebuchet fucked around with this message at 13:48 on Sep 28, 2022

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

If you steal things, they're free.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Slippery Tilde
The most important advice for teenagers:
-there are in fact zoonotic STDs
-the tooth fairy is real and carnivorous
-gently caress a job

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Put a little money into your 401k with every paycheck and spend the rest of it on weed

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Your Best Paw Forward
Ham Wrangler

Blue Footed Booby posted:

-there are in fact zoonotic STDs

I wish i didn't know what zoonotic meant :gonk:

Child Trebuchet
Sep 4, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
- Also you can also never get an STD regardless of what you did. Its 50/50.
- If you're ever poor and can access free dental do it
- Jobs are really important but also bad in many ways, but feeling security of some kind ($$} and going gently caress, why am I on the couch sitting here just dealing with feeling cold, when I own bedding and poo poo now? Is nice.
Its been years since that was a new thing, but I still just sit around being cold for ages, and suddenly going wtf? Warmth, comfort, security. Lovely stuff.

Child Trebuchet fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Sep 28, 2022

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Put a little money into your 401k with every paycheck and spend the rest of it on weed

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari



tool are boring

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Yeah tool sucks.
You hear their songs once and you think 'alright'.
But there's no reason to hear that again.
People who would wear tool shirts and get into it like a cult and poo poo, I just don't understand.


If any of you are members of tool I'm sorry.

Child Trebuchet
Sep 4, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Big Beef City posted:

Yeah tool sucks.
You hear their songs once and you think 'alright'.
But there's no reason to hear that again.
People who would wear tool shirts and get into it like a cult and poo poo, I just don't understand.


If any of you are members of tool I'm sorry.

Rich of you to think they would stoop this low.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I like that Deftones song called Passenger until Maynard shows up and starts crying about whatever

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


Everything up to and including Lateralus was dece and the Lateralus tour was a really good show. Everything afterwards is Maynard jumping further and further deeper into his own rear end in a top hat, and he lost sight of the exit well before 10k Days came out.

I also like better bands who are actually interested in making music now that I'm not a teenager.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I like hooker with a penis but the best tool song is when Paz puts her hair up in the A Perfect Circle Judith video.

Child Trebuchet
Sep 4, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM3yqRp5Yy0

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Old head is better than no head

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Words of Advice of Young People is pretty timeless from Williams S Burroughs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yZQbD7q7_8

Child Trebuchet
Sep 4, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Hardawn posted:

Old head is better than no head

90 - 94 is the boundary, 95 we can forget. 96 onward, just ignore. until about 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUuNesqQHLo&t=414s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueJJM2PcS1c&t=610s


for faen!

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Child Trebuchet fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Sep 28, 2022

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
she's so cool

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006

zoomers just dont buy guitars anymore :smith:

Child Trebuchet
Sep 4, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

bossy lady posted:

zoomers just dont buy guitars anymore :smith:

I bought my niece a record player and a copy of Aja and Fatal Portrait, just so its there. Like the idea and the physical totems are there.

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Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

bossy lady posted:

zoomers just dont buy guitars anymore :smith:

My youngest son has a few guitars, and he took lessons for two years.

I scored a BC Rich Assassin guitar at a yard sale for forty bucks, and he can make that thing shred.

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