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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Wait, was 50 Foot Ant a re-reg? Because I managed to find the original thread I found this in and the poster was Humper-Monkey. Or was there more than one Nazi barracks story posted over the years? one of the accounts claimed they were the brother or something, and that the original poster had died? Something like that edit: link to book https://www.amazon.com/Humper-Monkey-John-McCarthy/dp/0557708834 PookBear fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Oct 3, 2022 |
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He was a re-reg. Man he posted some good stories, but I wonder how much he embellished his stories.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 03:27 |
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Such a good re-read
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 03:28 |
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Dude could cut his stories in half twice and they are still too long.
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# ? Oct 4, 2022 14:08 |
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Man, I had forgotten just how much stdh.txt was in those stories. Still a very fun read.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 03:19 |
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Jimmy Smuts posted:He was a re-reg. Man he posted some good stories, but I wonder how much he embellished his stories. boys gather round this one is a no shitter....
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 03:34 |
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here ya go - https://nothotbutspicy.com/para/
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 03:35 |
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He definitely gave a good feel for what the '80s Army was like. His stories reminded me of The Things They Carried, which was part real and part fiction, but in a way, all fact.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 03:36 |
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Jimmy Smuts posted:He was a re-reg. Man he posted some good stories, but I wonder how much he embellished his stories. The requirement is 10% truth for a callsign, and that sounds like a pretty solid standard to apply across the board.
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# ? Oct 6, 2022 00:22 |
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Oh here's another urban legend. The 9mm/.45 round, razor blade and match underneath each post's flag pole.
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# ? Oct 6, 2022 17:55 |
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Someone who was stationed on the Czech border back in the Sixties swore that the M551 Sheridan was capable of firing the Davy Crockett nuclear round from its gun. I don't know who convinced this dude of that, but I have this feeling he's going to be hard to unconvince.
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Madurai posted:Someone who was stationed on the Czech border back in the Sixties swore that the M551 Sheridan was capable of firing the Davy Crockett nuclear round from its gun. I don't know who convinced this dude of that, but I have this feeling he's going to be hard to unconvince. Potentially capable. http://tanksandafv.blogspot.com/2014/04/nuclear-152mm-rounds.html?m=1
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:I don't know where the original post is, but I have it saved in a text file; is it okay to re-post? http://nothotbutspicy.com/para/ Index of goon ghost stories, has all of 50's cold war stuff. Edit, gently caress, beaten. Only military ghost story I ever got from anyone was from my uncle, who spent his conscription during Vietnam splitting time between going AWOL at any opportunity and serving as an engineman. One of the crusty old guys in his department apparently decided.to freak out all the new people by giving them a warning that if they ever heard anyone knocking on a bulkhead from the other side, they should leave the area immediately, as the last guy who knocked back went overboard shortly after and was never recovered. Liquid Communism fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Oct 20, 2022 |
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Only thing military about this one is the title but it's always creeped me out:quote:Army ManDuring my senior year of high school I got a job working at a large department store that I will not name (but if you think for even half a second about ‘large American discount department stores' you can probably guess what it was). I ended up working in the deli. You know how things go when you first get plopped down into a group of people who've known each other for a long time: it's pretty uncomfortable because they have lots of in-jokes or catchphrases that you have no hope in hell of understanding. That's what I thought the Army Man was, an in-joke.
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# ? Oct 20, 2022 03:58 |
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https://twitter.com/HuntClancy/status/1585712200404140036
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 23:21 |
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So my MOS involves working around pretty powerful sensors/radars so the following myths are commonplace to joke and hear about: 1. Being exposed to an active radar for prolonged periods of time will affect your sperm to the point where it will only allow you to have daughters. 2. Our radars are powerful enough to stunt the growth of plants to include trees if remaining in the same position. Treelines just close enough to an active radiation zone will be a lot shorter than the surrounding ones. 3. If you threw a fist full of popcorn kernels close to the array of a radar, not only will you piss off your maintenance tech for having kernels on the array, but the microwave radiation will effectively create popcorn. 4. Our most powerful sensors, when active can cripple/kill birds should they fly too close or land right in front of the radar.
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CabooseRvB posted:So my MOS involves working around pretty powerful sensors/radars so the following myths are commonplace to joke and hear about : I worked on similar stuff, not RADAR though. We also had the legend that the ambient radiation would only allow for girls as children. Oddly enough, it kinda holds true (anecdotal evidence only). I never had enough power to pop popcorn, but I DID manage to light fluorescent lights like lightsabers near the antenna, that was cool. I also apparently carved out a dip in a tree line with my low angle, high power shot that lasted a month, the semi circle of tree death was kinda cool to make.
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ASAPI posted:I worked on similar stuff, not RADAR though. We also had the legend that the ambient radiation would only allow for girls as children. Oddly enough, it kinda holds true (anecdotal evidence only). Holds extremely true in my anecdotal experience.
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# ? Nov 3, 2022 17:40 |
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I worked on radar and had two boys.
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Godholio posted:Holds extremely true in my anecdotal experience. I remember seeing a study years ago that refuted the claim. Everyone was scratching their heads, there weren't many places for us to be assigned and no one knew of a unit with lots of sons. I suspect that while it may have contributed, it wasn't the only factor at play. Edit: CommieGIR posted:I worked on radar and had two boys. Everytime this comes up, there is always someone bucking the "trend". But like I said, anecdotal evidence only from me. ASAPI fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Nov 3, 2022 |
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CommieGIR posted:I worked on radar and had two boys. Yeah, but did you ever strap that radar on between your legs and have hundreds, hell maybe even a thousand hours of that thing on and emitting? I only served in 2 fighter squadrons, so anecdotal obviously, but there were an awful lot of daughters and that was the going theory. It’s obviously horse poo poo but I’ll be damned if my monkey brain hasn’t been convinced otherwise. Honestly if it were a real thing USN surface fleet sailors would all be having a disproportionately higher amount of girls too. Obviously the AN/SPY-1 through 4 and all it’s sub variants are way stronger emitters than anything a fighter jet is gonna have.
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I once heard a tall tale of a lance corporal who had a gently caress left to give. This mysterious creature was no where to be found when sought but rumours of their existence haunted the unit.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Yeah, but did you ever strap that radar on between your legs and have hundreds, hell maybe even a thousand hours of that thing on and emitting? I sat here. And I know exactly one exception to the "rule."
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 21:07 |
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My dad used to joke about the same thing, only about all the deep sea divers he knew on the north sea oil rigs. Claimed it was to do with all the pressure changes.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 22:37 |
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Wonder what the exposure for the Pave Mover radar was for JSTARS.
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Godholio posted:I sat here. Jesus. You'd think they'd at least let you in the plane
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 00:53 |
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I found out recently that a predisposition to daughters or sons is a real thing, based on genetics. We did some research after my Dad had 4 boys, and my second Nephew was born (+estranged brother with 2 boys). This is your monthly reminder that non-ionizing radiation cannot cause DNA effects. If you think the radar is determining the sex of your child, you should go hang out with the people who think 5G is controlling their mind, remember their theory is more plausible. We also had this rumor on nuke boats, especially Boomers for some reason. It's confirmation bias all the way down.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 10:23 |
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Offspring sex ratios are influenced by environmental factors though, and apparently all the anecdotes about subs are backed up by surveys enough that someone wrote a paper about it: https://academic.oup.com/milmed/article/184/7-8/e321/5299965quote:The submariners surveyed reported greater numbers of daughters than the general population, especially when on sea duty or in regular contact with submarines during shore duty. Further study should be done to confirm results and explore possible etiologies of differences in sex ratio.
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Elviscat posted:I found out recently that a predisposition to daughters or sons is a real thing, based on genetics. We did some research after my Dad had 4 boys, and my second Nephew was born (+estranged brother with 2 boys). Cool. Except there are piecemeal studies all over the place suggesting there's something to look into. Maybe it's not the radar, maybe it's exposure to JP fuel, regular air pressure changes, or even stress levels. An ad hoc study in the 70s or 80s on fighter pilots found a higher ratio of daughters, and a German study linked such results to stress based on pilot experience (rather tenuously, IMO). None of these were comprehensive, but there's been very little follow-up. So maybe chill with the friendly reminders that are rather insulting.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 19:03 |
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Just to prevent this thread from sliding away from absurdity, anyone ever hear about what happens if you flush all the toilets in the barracks at the same time?
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Godholio posted:
Yeah, apparently there's a bunch of peer reviewed studies showing radar definitely has an affect on the testes and sperm production, I'm the Urban Legend apparently. Sorry about that! I shouldn't shoot off about things I don't have much experience in. Some of my favorite urban legends that are definitely urban legends: The main propulsion shaft on a submarine is filled with purple sand, it's purple so you can tell if the shaft is cracked (maybe this used to be true? Either way they're just hollow and empty now) The Captain of a submarine has a book of super-secret "real" power limits that the nuclear reactor can achieve, only usable in an emergency, when invoked the submarine can hit (insane speed). This one can be disproved with thermodynamics, and the fact that resistance to movement through any medium increases with the square of speed. The old classic that pervades every branch as far as I can tell, that boxes of food marked "USDA grade F rejected by (x) prison system, unfit for human consumption" or similar have been loaded and used to feed troops. A play on this old chestnut.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 22:19 |
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Thankfully I don't know this first hand, but anyone who thinks that military rations and fast food are the same quality as prison food hasn't spent time in the system.
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A.o.D. posted:Thankfully I don't know this first hand, but anyone who thinks that military rations and fast food are the same quality as prison food hasn't spent time in the system. From what I remember I thought the boxes of food that actual Army cooks got (ie not contractors) said "For institutional and correctional use only." I swear I confirmed this when the cooks on our FOB threw out a bunch of the boxes because they just wanted the plates and utensils and some of us rat hosed them for drink mix. These were the brown boxes that had like 1 of 3 or something and one was frozen stuff in bags that you just had to boil and dump out into a mermite container. The other ones just had the sides and utensils and accessories. Never been to prison so can't confirm taste. I could put down some BBQ riblet things though. A couple from Afghanistan I remember, specifically on Bagram: The women walking around at night that wore the pink PT belt were prostituting. If you asked those eastern European women that ran the barber shops about blueberry muffins you could get a happy ending.
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Wrong Theory posted:From what I remember I thought the boxes of food that actual Army cooks got (ie not contractors) said "For institutional and correctional use only." I swear I confirmed this when the cooks on our FOB threw out a bunch of the boxes because they just wanted the plates and utensils and some of us rat hosed them for drink mix. These were the brown boxes that had like 1 of 3 or something and one was frozen stuff in bags that you just had to boil and dump out into a mermite container. The other ones just had the sides and utensils and accessories. Never been to prison so can't confirm taste. I could put down some BBQ riblet things though. I invite you to do a tour of the internet on the topic of prison meals. Obviously, there's a lot of variability between states and even between individual prisons in a state. A lot of American prisons have the same problem Russian logistics does. A lot of sheriffs skim profits off of the food budget, or skim that budget for use elsewhere in the system. Generally speaking, Texas prisons are some of the very worst when it comes to food, and food is often used nationwide as a punitive measure. Prison Loaf has a reputation for a reason.
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Wrong Theory posted:From what I remember I thought the boxes of food that actual Army cooks got (ie not contractors) said "For institutional and correctional use only." I swear I confirmed this when the cooks on our FOB threw out a bunch of the boxes because they just wanted the plates and utensils and some of us rat hosed them for drink mix. These were the brown boxes that had like 1 of 3 or something and one was frozen stuff in bags that you just had to boil and dump out into a mermite container. The other ones just had the sides and utensils and accessories. Never been to prison so can't confirm taste. I could put down some BBQ riblet things though. That's a strange thing to get at a barber I'm pretty sure
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# ? Nov 7, 2022 01:46 |
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For institutional use doesn't necessarily mean prison, it could just be to differentiate from retail or commercial use. And I for one would like to know what happens when all the Barracks toilets are flushed at once.
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Jaguars! posted:For institutional use doesn't necessarily mean prison, it could just be to differentiate from retail or commercial use. I was told it would make the plumbing explode. We never had enough people willing to try/risk the building's plumbing.
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Yeah that's very much a UL. Sewers are pretty much never pressurized until you get to the whole suburb's transmission pipes. They're also designed to handle exactly that scenario, because that's pretty much what happens when everyone uses them in the morning. I could see like a camp's treatment system failing because it was neglected or outmatched by growth though. There's also ship and sub toilets which definitely do have the potential for shenanigans.
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ASAPI posted:I was told it would make the plumbing explode. If you have Marines drinking in a barracks you dont need anything else to blow up the toilet. They'll manage that on their own.
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Jaguars! posted:There's also ship and sub toilets which definitely do have the potential for shenanigans. Especially submarines. Fatal shenanigans.
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