I truly feel sorry for all you normal people

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

You're the coolest person I've ever known op

# ? Oct 1, 2022 15:02

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:14

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

OP you're actuallly just dreaming that you have control of your dream, but in reality I'm in control of your dream.

For instance, riddle me this: How can you trust a man with both belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 15:05

MettleRamiel: Jun 29, 2005

Icochet posted:

You're the coolest person I've ever known op

You're the one I feel sorry for the most

# ? Oct 1, 2022 15:46

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

I had a luciferian dream once, it was cool. I had a unicorn horn for a penis and magic ponies were beckoning me for wild adventures. :horsedrugs:

# ? Oct 1, 2022 15:59

The Real Amethyst: Apr 20, 2018; When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

normies!

# ? Oct 1, 2022 16:04

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I'd say somewhere around 50% of my dreams are lucid, OP, is that alright? I hope so because I ain't doin' poo poo about it.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 16:05

Powerful Katrinka: Oct 11, 2021; an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

I can read in my dreams, take that

# ? Oct 1, 2022 16:52

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

This thread is not really very good, OP.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 16:53

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

And I know everything about good threads

# ? Oct 1, 2022 16:56

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i like when the show ends and it goes "AND IT WAS ALL A DREAM"

# ? Oct 1, 2022 17:55

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

numberoneposter posted:

i like when the show ends and it goes "AND IT WAS ALL A DREAM"

High stakes af

# ? Oct 1, 2022 17:56

MettleRamiel: Jun 29, 2005

Literally A Person posted:

This thread is not really very good, OP.

It was going fine until you showed up

# ? Oct 1, 2022 18:41

MettleRamiel: Jun 29, 2005

Powerful Katrinka posted:

I can read in my dreams, take that

That's all well and good, but can you read OUTSIDE of your dreams?

# ? Oct 1, 2022 18:44

Powerful Katrinka: Oct 11, 2021; an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

MettleRamiel posted:

That's all well and good, but can you read OUTSIDE of your dreams?

Ooh, I gotta think about that one

# ? Oct 1, 2022 18:57

BluPotato: Jul 18, 2006

Sounds exhausting, I spend all my waking time doing things under my own control. I need my sleep time as a break from all this. This is why most my dreams just involve me laying down and sleeping.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 19:00

FlocksOfMice: Feb 3, 2009

First of May posted:

It's not just lucid, it starts with being aware you're dreaming. Learn to recognize "impossible" elements, or dream patterns unique to you.

I can't fly in my dreams, but I can hover above the ground. I can breathe underwater. I can phase through glass. I can weakly shoot magic from my hands. I have telekinesis. If I try to read in a dream the text shifts and morphs between forms. I sometimes know what's going to happen next. These are all indicators that I'm in a dream that aren't full lucidity.

I sleep very shallowly and I find the most lucid dreaming happens in the early morning just before it's time to get up. Try sleeping with the lights on, or with some music or podcast playing and find that balance where you can reach REM sleep and stay shallowly asleep. Good luck.

Pfft. Weakly shoot magic. Can hover. Amateur hour over here.

Come back to me when you can fly, or make the moon hit the earth for fun. I could totally beat you up in a lucid dream.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 19:01

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

Lol if you can lucid dream and aren't spending every sleeping moment having lots of nasty sex in unbelievable ways. Just lmao

# ? Oct 1, 2022 19:08

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

lucid dreamers are boring as poo poo. no one wants to hear anyone talk about their dreams for any reason.

dreams are one of those things that are only interesting to the person whos dream it was, no one else gives a poo poo OP hth

# ? Oct 1, 2022 20:20

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Lucid dreaming sounds like being awake op. Whole point of sleeping is getting away from that poo poo. I�ll pass, thanks.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 20:24

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

MettleRamiel posted:

My whole life I have almost exclusively only had lucid dreams. I can control what I do in a dream and can manipulate the world most of the time as well. I've never not known I am dreaming.

This being my benchmark, it didn't really click with me until I was a adult (probably way too long) how truly awful nightmares must be. I remember whenever in a movie or TV show someone would wake up sweating and say "oh, thank god, it was just a dream" and I always thought that was just stupid, bad writing. Like, of course it was a dream, you were dreaming! Now that I know that you weirdos actually think that Freddy Kruger is chasing you, I feel really bad.

I'm sorry none of you all have brains that can differentiate reality from fiction.

I think I remember someone on SA saying learning to lucid dream caused them to develop sleep paralysis or schizophrenia.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 20:31

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

"wow that's genuinely interesting and I'd like to hear more." said no one ever when listening to someone describe their dreams

# ? Oct 1, 2022 20:34

Flyball: Apr 17, 2003

Womblemania posted:

same and its weird cause i really vividly dream and its pretty cool but then ya know the existential dread kicks in 5 minutes after the alarms and its like forgetting about your entire mushroom trip

My friend thought he was lucid dreaming, when we were shrooming. It was a lovely pain in the rear end. I had to convince the cops that it might be heat stroke, so they would send him to the hospital. It was a good thing I had sunglasses on.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 20:42

The Clitoris: Jan 29, 2020; Finding it makes all of your dreams come true

You never contemplate your own existence in a dream, and the ever present threat of oblivion, wake up screaming "oh my God I'm going to die" drenched in sweat and suffering a panic attacks? Just me? You're missing out

# ? Oct 1, 2022 20:51

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

The Clitoris posted:

You never contemplate your own existence in a dream, and the ever present threat of oblivion, wake up screaming "oh my God I'm going to die" drenched in sweat and suffering a panic attacks? Just me? You're missing out

Actually I have dreams where it feels like I'm sleeping so deeply that my soul is about to detach from my body to wander adrift in the chaotic, amorphous dream dimension forever and that freaks me out.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 20:55

MettleRamiel: Jun 29, 2005

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

"wow that's genuinely interesting and I'd like to hear more." said no one ever when listening to someone describe their dreams

You're just salty because you're never in anyone's dreams, only their nightmares

# ? Oct 1, 2022 22:00

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

MettleRamiel posted:

You're just salty because you're never in anyone's dreams, only their nightmares

hell yeah ur making me sound like freddy krueger now :unsmigghh:

# ? Oct 1, 2022 22:13

Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

I was dreaming that I didn't click on this thread. Then I woke up to the hellish torment that is my life.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 22:33

MettleRamiel: Jun 29, 2005

Nelson Mandingo posted:

I was dreaming that I didn't click on this thread. Then I woke up to the hellish torment that is my life.

Thanks for sprucing it up with your peerless wit!

# ? Oct 1, 2022 22:35

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

I dreamed that when I woke up I would check GBS and find cool new threads and instead I found this.

Dreams are lies.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 22:41

deano: Sep 6, 2000

I lucid dreamed last night was loving ops mom

# ? Oct 1, 2022 22:57

EvilHawk: Sep 15, 2009; LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

poster with a newbie avatar being "lmao you guys are so lame I pity you" is funny to me on a deep personal level

# ? Oct 1, 2022 23:05

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

rain dogs posted:

Dreams are stupid

Hahaha nailed it. :hfive:

# ? Oct 1, 2022 23:33

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

MettleRamiel posted:

My whole life I have almost exclusively only had lucid dreams. I can control what I do in a dream and can manipulate the world most of the time as well. I've never not known I am dreaming.

This being my benchmark, it didn't really click with me until I was a adult (probably way too long) how truly awful nightmares must be. I remember whenever in a movie or TV show someone would wake up sweating and say "oh, thank god, it was just a dream" and I always thought that was just stupid, bad writing. Like, of course it was a dream, you were dreaming! Now that I know that you weirdos actually think that Freddy Kruger is chasing you, I feel really bad.

I'm sorry none of you all have brains that can differentiate reality from fiction.

I don't believe you can have nothing but lucid dreams. You had a few and now are feeling powerful

# ? Oct 2, 2022 00:09

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

I kinda don't even believe you had any lucid dreams, just, thought you did

# ? Oct 2, 2022 00:10

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Just dream that you could have a lucid dream

# ? Oct 2, 2022 00:24

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

lucid dreams are bullshit anyhow. Got to wake up in the real world sometime

# ? Oct 2, 2022 00:37

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

Yaldabaoth posted:

I think I remember someone on SA saying learning to lucid dream caused them to develop sleep paralysis or schizophrenia.

In this way, lucid dreaming is a lot like posting in fyad

# ? Oct 2, 2022 00:39

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Mooey Cow posted:

In this way, lucid dreaming is a lot like posting in fyad

you have neve posted in FYAD before have you?

# ? Oct 2, 2022 00:41

ProfessorMarvel: Jan 6, 2021; Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

OP what do you think of what they said in Multiverse of Madness, that when you lucid dream you're really inhabiting a body in another universe?

# ? Oct 2, 2022 00:45

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

I think da OP is laughing at us because we are all the same :smith:

# ? Oct 2, 2022 01:14

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