October CE: Well if Herschel Walker gets to pretend to be a cop, so does Boebert.

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A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006; The Suffering of the Succotash.

It's October, which means it's time to roll out the threat graphic:

Pretty spoopy, if you ask me. What's even spoopier is that saber rattling is increasing, meaning we might all be flash-fried into interesting silhouettes in the near future! Interesting times, my friends.

https://twitter.com/eioudi/status/1000044145329700865

# ? Oct 1, 2022 13:32

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 03:50

Hotel Kpro: Feb 24, 2011; owls don't go to school; Dinosaur Gum

We had a good run

# ? Oct 1, 2022 13:33

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006; The Suffering of the Succotash.

Hotel Kpro posted:

We had a good run

Did we really?

# ? Oct 1, 2022 13:40

TheWeedNumber: Apr 20, 2020; by sebmojo

help they got me, change THREATCON to 2SPOOKY

# ? Oct 1, 2022 14:36

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

congrats to Seattle Mariners, stars of the YouTube series "the history of the Seattle Mariners"

# ? Oct 1, 2022 15:08

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

October is objectively the best month of the year

# ? Oct 1, 2022 17:04

Grip it and rip it: Apr 28, 2020

Milo and POTUS posted:

October is objectively the best month of the year

Mardi Gras is in February / March

# ? Oct 1, 2022 17:06

TheWeedNumber: Apr 20, 2020; by sebmojo

Milo and POTUS posted:

October is objectively the best month of the year

Grip it and rip it posted:

Mardi Gras is in February / March

Pwnd

# ? Oct 1, 2022 17:14

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Halloween would beat mardi gras in a fight easily

# ? Oct 1, 2022 17:17

TheWeedNumber: Apr 20, 2020; by sebmojo

Milo and POTUS posted:

Halloween would beat mardi gras in a fight easily

Mardi Gras would beat you in a titty fight though.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 17:21

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Oh god don't throw me into that briar patch

# ? Oct 1, 2022 17:31

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

Halloween would beat mardi gras in a fight easily

Yes

TheWeedNumber posted:

Mardi Gras would beat you in a titty fight though.

Get a better Halloween.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 18:28

Arrath: Apr 14, 2011

maffew buildings posted:

congrats to Seattle Mariners, stars of the YouTube series "the history of the Seattle Mariners"

Lol

# ? Oct 1, 2022 18:52

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Hot new scandal

https://twitter.com/billyhottakes/status/1576246821139070976?s=46&t=GMh8YvP5C-aaRkyrxaKE8g

# ? Oct 1, 2022 18:52

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

mlmp08 posted:

Hot new scandal

https://twitter.com/billyhottakes/status/1576246821139070976?s=46&t=GMh8YvP5C-aaRkyrxaKE8g

loving losers.

You should be stuffing them with bluegills.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 19:03

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

I no longer fear skeletons because I have a dog

# ? Oct 1, 2022 19:54

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

TheWeedNumber posted:

Mardi Gras would beat you in a titty fight though.

Yeah, drunk vomit covered February titties are definitely worth it.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 19:56

Cugel the Clever: Apr 5, 2009; I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I no longer fear skeletons because I have a dog

Watch out—there's a spooky skeleton hiding in that dog!

# ? Oct 1, 2022 19:59

TheWeedNumber: Apr 20, 2020; by sebmojo

Stultus Maximus posted:

Yeah, drunk vomit covered February titties are definitely worth it.

My guy you�re supposed to give �em the beads and see the titties well before that stage. Clearly you and your cohort has been loving up.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 20:34

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

TheWeedNumber posted:

My guy you�re supposed to give �em the beads and see the titties well before that stage. Clearly you and your cohort has been loving up.

Once in that gross urine and vomit soaked bacchanal was enough for a lifetime.

# ? Oct 1, 2022 20:37

TheWeedNumber: Apr 20, 2020; by sebmojo

Stultus Maximus posted:

Once in that gross urine and vomit soaked bacchanal was enough for a lifetime.

goondolences fam idk what else to tell you

# ? Oct 1, 2022 20:45

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Put in op

# ? Oct 1, 2022 21:01

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006; The Suffering of the Succotash.

replace putin with a skeleton and I might

# ? Oct 1, 2022 21:38

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

I haven't checked if it's showing up on your side of atlantic news, but Britain has been having the sort of week you would have expected with PM Liz Truss

https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/1576263866950225920?t=g_CS-9aeNID93PPsXHVzFg&s=19

# ? Oct 1, 2022 21:50

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

I haven't checked if it's showing up on your side of atlantic news, but Britain has been having the sort of week you would have expected with PM Liz Truss

https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/1576263866950225920?t=g_CS-9aeNID93PPsXHVzFg&s=19

Ahahahahahahaha fuuuuuuuck

# ? Oct 1, 2022 22:01

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

GOP attack ads continue to make Democrats look good.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 01:27

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Platystemon posted:

GOP attack ads continue to make Democrats look good.

Yeah they've sent us this flier like 5 times now.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 02:21

Hannibal Rex: Feb 13, 2010

Midjack posted:

Get a better Halloween.

https://twitter.com/drgonzo123/status/1576222432486051840?s=20&t=-htVYzq8RTDQEn31TCMk-Q

# ? Oct 2, 2022 04:38

bird food bathtub: Aug 9, 2003; College Slice

Is it too soon to go as a plague doctor for Halloween? I have the costume laying around ready to go from Renaissance Faires and think it would be funny. Wife disagrees.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 13:02

Naramyth: Jan 22, 2009; Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

Sever

# ? Oct 2, 2022 13:21

iwentdoodie: Apr 29, 2005; 🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

bird food bathtub posted:

Is it too soon to go as a plague doctor for Halloween? I have the costume laying around ready to go from Renaissance Faires and think it would be funny. Wife disagrees.

Wife and I did it last year. I made the masks and everything.

Krampus will probably get used this year, if we have power back by then.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 15:40

Burt: Sep 23, 2007; Poke.

iwentdoodie posted:

Wife and I did it last year. I made the masks and everything.

Krampus will probably get used this year, if we have power back by then.

They are very, very good! You have some skills there my good goon.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 16:00

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

bird food bathtub posted:

Is it too soon to go as a plague doctor for Halloween? I have the costume laying around ready to go from Renaissance Faires and think it would be funny. Wife disagrees.

My daughter is doing plague doctor this Halloween.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 17:07

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

They all look great but I'm not coming to bondage night at your house

# ? Oct 2, 2022 17:09

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

I'm trying to figure out what to add that would make the costume Twitter Plague Doctor. Obviously wrong medical instruments? Recommendations to consume tide pods for cleanliness and recipes for NyQuil chicken?

# ? Oct 2, 2022 17:13

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Twitter plague doctor would require taking away from, not adding to. Just walk around with horse paste talking about China

# ? Oct 2, 2022 17:19

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

facialimpediment posted:

I'm trying to figure out what to add that would make the costume Twitter Plague Doctor. Obviously wrong medical instruments? Recommendations to consume tide pods for cleanliness and recipes for NyQuil chicken?

enema bag

# ? Oct 2, 2022 17:19

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006; The Suffering of the Succotash.

facialimpediment posted:

I'm trying to figure out what to add that would make the costume Twitter Plague Doctor. Obviously wrong medical instruments? Recommendations to consume tide pods for cleanliness and recipes for NyQuil chicken?

Tampons for arterial wounds.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 17:20

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Ivermectin

# ? Oct 2, 2022 17:54

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 03:50

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Ivermectin

https://twitter.com/chadloder/status/1576312593269940224?s=20&t=99OfGQcBW5kY3owyrqAB6w

# ? Oct 2, 2022 18:05

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