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Just staple them to your taint idk
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great, now my taint is sagging
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Oct 4, 2022 21:17
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I'm not getting old man saggy balls quite so much as I'm getting old man exponentially growing balls
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Oct 4, 2022 21:28
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You ever sit on your own balls, lol
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I've had mine cosmetically enhanced and people can't stop talking about them.
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Oct 4, 2022 21:41
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Shinjobi posted:You ever sit on your own balls, lol Yeah, sucks
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Oct 4, 2022 23:49
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i like to really blast them with the hair dryer at the gym
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Oct 5, 2022 00:21
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numberoneposter posted:i like to really blast them with the hair dryer at the gym It's not my fault balls are goddamn sponges! I take a shower, dry everything and its dry no fuss. Except my balls. I dry my balls and they're still moist 20 minutes later!
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Oct 5, 2022 01:19
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The Fattest PI posted:It's not my fault balls are goddamn sponges! I take a shower, dry everything and its dry no fuss. Except my balls. I dry my balls and they're still moist 20 minutes later! One thing you can do is wrap yourself in swaddling clothes as if you're a giant, fat, gay, baby. This will protect others from your moist sack. e: make sure to wear a shirt that clearly states "I'm doing this for YOU." on it, front and back.
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Oct 5, 2022 02:05
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The Fattest PI posted:I'm not getting old man saggy balls quite so much as I'm getting old man exponentially growing balls Welp, problem solved! 
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Oct 5, 2022 02:14
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My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
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