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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



I was thinking why aren't there any cocktails that feature apple juice? Then I imagined what apple juice with liqour in it would taste like and it made me kind of barfy. Like, some hot apple cider with some dark rum or something? gently caress yeah. My kind of jam. But just a big tall cold glass of apple juice with a shot of liqour, of any type really, is just so sinister.

Apple juice and gin, on the rocks, twist of apple peel

Apple juice and vodka lukewarm in a water bottle

Apple Sunrise (apple juice, tequila, orange juice)

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!


Apple juice doesnt mix with anything, its hosed up huh? :thunkin:

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

Hey hey hey! Good news everybody!



Total Clam

Some bars offer Appletinis. That sounds frightening.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

W E L C O M E T O M Y C U S T O M T I T L E ! ! !



Plaster Town Cop

1 jug of fresh cider
1 handle of jack daniels
stick of cinnamon

warm up in a big loving pot

enjoy

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

i believe hot cider and brandy is a thing

Valko
Sep 17, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


Mozi posted:

i believe hot cider and brandy is a thing

It's calvados, a brandy made with apples.

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/mulled-cider

It's got cinnamon and cloves in it. Might be like drinking a hot alcoholic apple pie.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



So there is a difference between cider and juice. Also I already said I like cider and liquor

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



We are talking apple juice. Tree Top, Simply, Juicy Juice.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



Store brand??

Valko
Sep 17, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


Did you even click the recipe? It has apple juice!

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

Hey hey hey! Good news everybody!



Total Clam

We had a real-life actual cider mill near us. It's been there for over a century. It was great, and made great cider. There were several huge forest fires near it and it managed to survive them all. Then, a week or so after the last one roared through they had a heater short out and the whole cider mill burned to the ground.

Valko
Sep 17, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


I'll admit, I grew up in a bar. Family buisiness and I worked there throughout my teens and twenties. Not once did I ever see anyone asking for an apple juice mixer and I seen some really strange combinations.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



Valko posted:

It's calvados, a brandy made with apples.

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/mulled-cider

It's got cinnamon and cloves in it. Might be like drinking a hot alcoholic apple pie.


Valko posted:

Did you even click the recipe? It has apple juice!


I was talking to those other chucklefucks, valky

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Leave the apples alone, they do you hardly any good

Let the horses eat them

Valko
Sep 17, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


Literally A Person posted:

I was talking to those other chucklefucks, valky

It's 4am where I'm at and I'm not firing on all cylinders. For example, I saved this image as amjoit when I was trying to type amojito.



Ingredients

1/2 Lime, Juice of
12 Mint leaves plus some
4 drops Bitters, flavored
1 oz Elderflower liqueur
1 oz Vodka

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013





I once spent an evening drinking Everclear mixed with Jello powder. Not Jello, just the dry powder dumped into the Everclear. Apple juice would have been an improvement.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



Valko posted:

amojito.



Ingredients

1/2 Lime, Juice of
12 Mint leaves plus some
4 drops Bitters, flavored
1 oz Elderflower liqueur
1 oz Vodka

:what:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN


vodka goes with everything, OP

If you find a juicy juice in a fridge, its legally yours.

Children aren't legally entitled to property (still have to steal the vodka tho)

K3nT3n
Oct 8, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!


https://i.imgur.com/X7IStfz.mp4

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


thanks ken

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014


What do you mean you don't start your evening with a nice tall glass of apple juice and peppermint schnapps?

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

すう すう




Żubrówka Biała with apple juice is a game changer.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005



Boil the apple juice down a bit for that syrupy consistency

2nd Amendment
Jun 8, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 60 days!


Solefald posted:

Żubrówka Biała with apple juice is a game changer.

I was going to say, my Ukrainian friends would mix bison grass vodka with apple juice.

I've also seen a radler made with apple juice but I'm not sure if that was more of a desperation thing.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007


Mulled cider is a thing, usually made by bringing it to a boil with spices like anise, cloves, cinnamon and a whole bunch of orange peels. It's gross as gently caress, but better than mulled wine.

Aren't a number of more tropical fruit juices cut with apple juice because it's cheap and the flavour doesn't show?

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003



The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.


Nap Ghost

Just start getting weird and jamming ingredients together. Most combos will not work.

But maybe...

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.


Nap Ghost

I offer one freebie. Cheap domestic lager and strawberry jam doesn't work.

Also smoking weed before strange food experiments is probably stupid.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



numberoneposter posted:

What do you mean you don't start your evening with a nice tall glass of apple juice and peppermint schnapps?

:mods:

Ban this sick gently caress.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



Also, what the hell is this Kenneth?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Mister Speaker posted:


Aren't a number of more tropical fruit juices cut with apple juice because it's cheap and the flavour doesn't show?

Yeah.

By far the funniest poo poo though, is "light" juice.



It's just juice cut with water for the same price. You could just buy regular juice and water it down yourself.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




Edmund Sparkler posted:

Yeah.

By far the funniest poo poo though, is "light" juice.



It's just juice cut with water for the same price. You could just buy regular juice and water it down yourself.

The Light ones also have artificial sweetener I believe.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Donut.


Thats not gross, I was expecting maggot infested wounds or coffin birth or something, I feel let down.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



fyi for the thread:

cider is fermented apple must. if it's not alcoholic, it's must (or cloudy apple juice and i'm led to believe british types call it lmao). update your posts accordingly pls

Drinkslinger
Jul 12, 2022



Solefald posted:

Żubrówka Biała with apple juice is a game changer.
Toss a shot of Cointreau in there, and some lemon juice for acidity, and... oh man, so good

E: For best results I prefer cloudy apple juice

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

fyi for the thread:

cider is fermented apple must. if it's not alcoholic, it's must (or cloudy apple juice and i'm led to believe british types call it lmao). update your posts accordingly pls

we must
we must
we must increase our bust
by drinking apple must

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

Rhode Island Commodore


Genesplicer posted:

Some bars offer Appletinis. That sounds frightening.

I love appletinis

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

i think the last time i Drank apple juice I was 7. I very rarely see an adult drinking apple juice.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

Gin and apple works. You just want a decently floral gin. Gin goes with most fruit juices imo, but I really like gin.

One year me and a friend went through gin with every type of mixer the student union bar had. Milk was pretty bad. Tomato juice too.

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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



verbal enema posted:

I love appletinis

Juxtaposing this post with the video you made for that mod challenge last year and giggling madly.

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