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Good Sphere posted:I really hope they don't go too deep into that. Mushrooms and pipes just exist in the Mushroom Kingdom like trees do, man. the BLOCKS, on the other hand, are mushroom kingdom citizens who were transformed by Bowser's black magic, and he kidnapped Princess Peach because only she was capable of reversing the spell  but in all the games afterwards, the blocks are still there. Did Peach fail to break the curse? Every day, does she look out and see the brick-strewn ruins of her once-proud kingdom, and regret having failed her people?
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Mmmmm... yummy. Wish they'd use this design for the movie. 
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Tunicate posted:but in all the games afterwards, the blocks are still there. Did Peach fail to break the curse? Every day, does she look out and see the brick-strewn ruins of her once-proud kingdom, and regret having failed her people? It's free construction materials for her many castles.
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Tunicate posted:the BLOCKS, on the other hand, are mushroom kingdom citizens who were transformed by Bowser's black magic, and he kidnapped Princess Peach because only she was capable of reversing the spell Oh yeah, I remember hearing about that. Weird. Is that why the Super Mario World blocks have eyes?
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Mario holds Luigi’s hand. “It’sa me, Mario” he sobs. Luigi stares blankly into the distance, recognizing no one, his mind ravaged by disease
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Oct 6, 2022 23:10
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Arc Hammer posted:Miyamoto said Mario is 25 years old and his birthday is October 11. And he's 5 apples tall.
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they should not have made this movie, out of respect for ukraine. we don’t need to be reminded of the horrors of war on the big screen right now.
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Oct 6, 2022 23:14
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Shame we didn't get to see Seth Rogan Donkey Kong smoking a huge blunt made out of a rolled up Pirahna Plant or whatever
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Oct 6, 2022 23:14
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I'm pretty tired of Chris Pratt, he reminds me of a christian summer camp counsellor with an acoustic guitar. Movie looks pretty sick though tbh.
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Oct 6, 2022 23:15
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They called it "The" Super Mario Bros. Movie as though it could distract us from the real Super Mario Bros. movie.
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Oct 6, 2022 23:21
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Nuclear hot take: if Chris Pratt was any other character it would've been better, but having him as Mario was probably the worst decision made with the selected cast, but it is not bad enough to likely dissuade me from seeing the movie in the future
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Oct 6, 2022 23:34
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they couldn't even get an italian to play mario. tired of the whitewashing
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:they couldn't even get an italian to play mario. tired of the whitewashing mario is american tho
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:mario is american tho reported for racism
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:they couldn't even get an italian to play mario. tired of the whitewashing Brando, Pesci, or Stallone? 
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Oct 6, 2022 23:44
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How many shrek style sex and/or drug jokes will be snuck in, and how many are comparing mushrooms to penises
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EorayMel posted:How many shrek style sex and/or drug jokes will be snuck in, and how many are comparing mushrooms to penises Yeah you can bet when they get to bowser it’s gonna be shrek instead. He’ll be all like “congrats! You have made it to the correct castle mario! The princess awaits!” and then the lights dim and you hear mattress squeaking and goomba stomps and coin sounds, and then Luigi (played by Pacino) who is just catching up to the last level, out of breath, flips the light back on and mario is balls deep in a green flesh light in shreks rear end. Then you hear the “mama Mia” sample from 64 and the credits roll. 
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i do not wish to see or hear any more about this grubby little pig you call "super mario"
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i do not wish to see or hear any more about this grubby little pig you call "super mario" Turn on you’re monitor! 
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I know its a massive circlejerk online to be upset that Mario isn't voiced by Charles Martinet but I'd just like to remind everyone of how loving grating that would have been after about 10 minutes with this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI1Mu4Ee_c8
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God damnit. I hate Pratt so I will probably not like this but the little morons love Mario so they will want to watch it.
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All I'm saying is it was a brave choice to end the climactic final battle with Mario grabbing Bowser by the dick and throwing him into a naval mine while shouting "So long, gay Bowser"
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:they couldn't even get an italian to play mario. tired of the whitewashing yeah actually
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I hope the movie does well enough to get a Mario 2 for us and a Doki Doki Panic movie for Japan
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Does bowser say the n word in this? Wanted to make sure I can bring my child to it.
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Oct 7, 2022 00:20
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there have been leaks about a graphic, 7 min yoshi egg laying scene that also involves birdo.
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Bismack Billabongo posted:Does bowser say the n word in this? Wanted to make sure I can bring my child to it. No but he does refer to the protagonists as greasy butt-fuckers which felt kinda mean
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Chrs posted:I know its a massive circlejerk online to be upset that Mario isn't voiced by Charles Martinet but I'd just like to remind everyone of how loving grating that would have been after about 10 minutes with this video: This owns what the gently caress are you talking about like its a bad thing
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Oct 7, 2022 00:24
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it's mario game except you can't play it. nothing in those games makes any sense, there's no point in building a coherent story around that poo poo. i think this movie is going to make a lot of the haters of the original movie realise that actually that movie rules and is the most faithful adaption of the source material you could ever make
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It's weird to hear toad talking normally and not some unintelligible shrieking that we've gotten used to from the games.
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also mario should have been voiced by christopher judge
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It's bold of them to include the scene of Mario throwing the baby penguin into a bottomless void while the mother watches.
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Glad they are keeping Martinet on so he can utter his most famous lines, like "I'm hungry! Have you got any food?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tQWLg4E90M (Leaked test rigging/screen test for The Super Mario Bros Movie, leaping into theaters 2023)
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Wilkins Micawber posted:Glad they are keeping Martinet on so he can utter his most famous lines, like "I'm hungry! Have you got any food?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYPdhdRlhaQ
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I think it’s funny that when the cast was announced literally every other cast member was well suited enough to their character that they could get by with using their normal voice EXCEPT Pratt who was the weakest and least character-y actor there.
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Mooey Cow posted:All I'm saying is it was a brave choice to end the climactic final battle with Mario grabbing Bowser by the dick and throwing him into a naval mine while shouting "So long, gay Bowser" It was refreshing to hear Mario saying it in an intelligible, accent-less Chris Pratt voice.
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Mario -- You gonna eat that pasta?
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I enjoy Chris Pratt's Mario because it makes it really easy to repeat the lines in public situations as a bit of an in joke without feeling forced to put on a possibly-regrettable accent.
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Bismack Billabongo posted:Does bowser say the n word in this? Wanted to make sure I can bring my child to it. I'm sorry, but someone's probably going to say nintendo.
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