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Heather Papps

hello friend


rear end grass or gas nobody rides for free and also i wear my shoes inside



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Heather Papps

hello friend


got drat that'sa slamma jamma not yer mamma catfish and i love that my grandmothers cancer financially destroyed my whole family



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Heather Papps

hello friend


WOOF WOOF it's BIG dog time



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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.

:hmmyes: If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes.

more falafel please

forums poster

no don't call an ambulance I can't afford that




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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
oh don't mind me, just having the meatsweats again, it'll pass. This damned sugars, on the other hand, just won't go away.

Heather Papps

hello friend


lead, follow, get out of the way, or subscribe to my onlyfans



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Escape From Noise

Chewbecca posted:

I wanna speak to the manager! The manager of freedom <:mad:>

[Hands you a mirror]

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
*chews loudly and fatly*

mmmmmm food

Ass-penny

google THIS posted:

Hey, go back home if yer not gonna speak English!

speak AMERICAN :burger:

Ass-penny

yee, and I can not emphasize this enough, haw

Ass-penny

be rootin, be tootin, and by god be shootin. but most of all be kind.

Shifty Nipples

hola como estas


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Shifty Nipples

ack mein lederhosen in flammen


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Shifty Nipples

the US is a melting pot


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Heather Papps

hello friend


Shifty Nipples posted:

the US is a melting pot

that's communism talk



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Escape From Noise

more falafel please posted:

no don't call an ambulance I can't afford that

Also this

Escape From Noise

A train? I hear that in Japan everyone is just constantly sexually molested on those 24/7 and it's just the price you pay for that. No thanks. I like this idea of a car tunnel death trap though...

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forums poster

the problem is that none of these guys play the game the right way anymore




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Heather Papps

hello friend


back in my day



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Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

back in my day

This is universal...








GET 'IM!

Heather Papps

hello friend


I SWEAR MY NATION STATE IS YOUNGER THAN A GENERATION I SWEAR



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Escape From Noise

The freezing point is 32 degrees and the boiling point is 212 degrees. This makes total sense.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
see u in church :dings:

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Escape From Noise posted:

The freezing point is 32 degrees and the boiling point is 212 degrees. This makes total sense.

ooh wow it's really cold out. it's like, 0

hoo boy it's a hot one. its like 100 out there




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Shifty Nipples

Heather Papps posted:

that's communism talk

:bahgawd::clint:


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Escape From Noise

Having several units of measurement with the same name but with slightly different volumes for different products like beer, whiskey, and crude oil isn't weird and confusing at all!

Shifty Nipples

and what the hell is wrong with the potheads, using grams AND ounces


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Ass-penny

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
Why yes, I will have fries with that :burger:



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Escape From Noise


Sure. But those are foreign products.

Ass-penny

Escape From Noise posted:

Sure. But those are foreign products.

not the point, we understand more than we let on. the other side of the coin is when I tell someone who has never traveled outside of the he united states they can get a pizza that's ten, twelve, or fourteen inches in diameter and they get confused. because like... why are you afraid to switch to metric, you clearly don't understand measurements in any units?

Escape From Noise

I get it I just think that barrels as an industry standard for units of measurement is really goofy and confusing. Especially when a beer, (American) whiskey, and oil barrel are all different volumes.

alexandriao


ooo ohhh im an american my gun go rooty tooty and the clap of my rear end cheeks is alerting joe biden who will put me in welfare camps

alexandriao


As an American, i regularly drive 100 miles to the "grocery store" which consists of a temple sized building that contains sacks of meat, ammo, and chips that are the size of a small child. Each sack contains roughly half its weight in high fructose corn syrup. I do this because the city planners never considered that people could use their feet to walk places.

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
An american once told me that pizza was an american food. I didn't know what to say lol



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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
bless yer heart

Escape From Noise

Chewbecca posted:

An american once told me that pizza was an american food. I didn't know what to say lol

So you've never heard of Detroit pizza? Or Chicago deep dish? Or Nantucket pizza? Or [lowers voice and looks around quickly] St. Louis pizza?

Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!
I don't think I can lower my voice enough to say Altoona pizza


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alexandriao


Chewbecca posted:

An american once told me that pizza was an american food. I didn't know what to say lol

Being american is saying everyone else's food sucks while also claiming that everyone else's food is actually American

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