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Escape From Noise

I just use the universal "assholes". Because everyone's got one!

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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
I LOVE FREEDOM MORE THAN YOU!!!



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Escape From Noise

Chewbecca posted:

I LOVE FREEDOM MORE THAN YOU!!!

Doubtful.

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

cheesed burger



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Escape From Noise

watho posted:

cheesed burger

Chicken tendies :eng101:

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Vincent Van Go was eating Yohgurt.

That's all I got.

Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


watho posted:

cheesed burger

Freedom fries



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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
God bless!! Thoughts and prayers!!



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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
im an american, raaawwwgh!

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Stoner Sloth

gonna go to the state fair which is somehow linked to democracy?? and eat a deep fried deep fryer, shoot my twin pistols in the air, salute an eagle (before shooting and deep frying it) and uh.. liberty high school football rules!!!

Ass-penny

"did you hear about the shooting?"

"which one?"

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

rear end-penny posted:

"did you hear about the shooting?"

"which one?"

:stonklol:



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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


rear end-penny posted:

"did you hear about the shooting?"

"which one?"

I mean...

Heather Papps

hello friend


rear end-penny posted:

"did you hear about the shooting?"

"which one?"

god drat



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Ass-penny

hahaha we live in hell

Shifty Nipples

rear end-penny posted:

"did you hear about the shooting?"

"which one?"

rear end-penny posted:

hahaha we live in hell

:yeah:


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

Shifty Nipples

it's just another day
for you and me
in demon cracker nation


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i like to eat dinner at kid rock’s big rear end honkey tonk rock & roll steakhouse



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Shifty Nipples

Ohtori Akio posted:

Here is an additional layer of American English to consider as you decide whether to use y'all.

It is Southern American English, and it is also Black American English. Those accents grew up together, then Black American English migrated. So, in the South, or if you otherwise have a Southern accent, "y'all" fits. Otherwise, it can come off as if you are transplanting elements of Black American English into your vocabulary, which looks very tacky.

I like "y'all" too; it's been part of my vocabulary since childhood. I actually use it less now, because using my full accent in daily speech comes off like I am transplanting Black American English into my accent, in the place where I currently live.

for about twelve years of my childhood my mom and I lived with her ex (a black man) and his two children, I kinda just absorbed some parts of Black American English :shrug:


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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
Cut me off a slice of that american cheese



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watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

statistically speaking i am corn



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Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


Chewbecca posted:

Cut me off a slice of that american cheese

There is nothing more American than gelatin and protein concentrate, because we invented it, and then we perfected it so that no living nation could best us at cheese!



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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

rear end-penny posted:

"did you hear about the shooting?"

"which one?"

"the one by the cop"

"which one?"

Stoner Sloth

Chewbecca posted:

Cut me off a slice of that american cheese

nm, what's 'american' refined cheese-adjacent shelf stable products with you?

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Big Dairy got us all by the balls. Ya'll country is a cow with a nation attached.

Ass-penny

Prurient Squid posted:

"the one by the cop"

"which one?"

in the united states we always talk about cops shooting people, but what about all the days they don't shoot people? like in 2021 there were fifteen whole rear end days where police didn't kill anyone at all. what more could we ask for

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i am generally speaking not that interested or versed in drum and bass



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more falafel please

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watho posted:

i like to eat dinner at kid rock’s big rear end honkey tonk rock & roll steakhouse

no let's go to Toby Keith's I Love This Bar And Grill




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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
American #1: I hate stink bugs.
American #2: I don't give a rat's rear end.

Ass-penny

"pics you want to share" / talk American crossover material

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
American: I'm going to the bathroom.

British person: Enjoy your bath.

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i’m gonna buy boner pills at the truck stop



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Escape From Noise

watho posted:

i’m gonna buy boner pills at the truck stop

Same, but pep pills.

Escape From Noise

[Hands the teller their credit card]

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
I was once staying at a hotel in Parramatta (a suburb in Sydney) for a 21st.

I went to the front desk and there was an american guy there going on and on about how he needs ice, how hotels need free ice, there should be an ice machine, how can there not be free ice etc. Ice is not a thing in Australian hotels but maybe it is in American ones idk

The lady at the front desk was like of course sir I will bring some to your room. He leaves (thank christ). I asked her how she was gonna get ice and she said she was just gonna drive to the servo and pick up some bags and just keep them in the freezer and dole them out to him when he complained

tl;dr - Americans loudly and aggressively complain about a lack of ice in australian hotels



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Escape From Noise

Ice machines are definitely a thing in US hotels.

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

buying boner pills at the free hotel ice machine



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Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Finding a hotel ice line item on the bill

Escape From Noise

Ice ice baby

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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
In the second Dirk Gently book there's an American woman whose whole thing was that she couldn't get it into her head that she can't get take away pizza in London.

I guess back in the 70s or whatever Britain didn't have take away pizza and America did and it was a thing.

But honestly that's just as weird for me.

We're all becoming American very slowly and insidiously I guess.

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