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google THIS posted:Hey, go back home if yer not gonna speak English! speak AMERICAN 
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yee, and I can not emphasize this enough, haw |
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Oct 12, 2022 02:34
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be rootin, be tootin, and by god be shootin. but most of all be kind. |
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Oct 12, 2022 02:35
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Oct 12, 2022 05:19
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Escape From Noise posted:Sure. But those are foreign products. not the point, we understand more than we let on. the other side of the coin is when I tell someone who has never traveled outside of the he united states they can get a pizza that's ten, twelve, or fourteen inches in diameter and they get confused. because like... why are you afraid to switch to metric, you clearly don't understand measurements in any units? |
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Oct 12, 2022 06:00
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Chewbecca posted:I am gonna fill my car up with gallons of gas lmao I know she's Tasmanian and not Australian, but was this a reference to the Hannah Gadsby joke? When I saw that special I got the joke and thought it was funny, then I was like, but it's short of gasoline, and then I needed to look up where that word came from. Turns out in the 1860s one of the first people to market a petroleum derived lighting oil was calling it cazeline playing on his surname Cassell and it just stuck. lmfao language is wild. |
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Oct 13, 2022 07:05
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Barco Fiesta posted:Doctor: Okay well that'll be $140,000. |
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Oct 15, 2022 19:39
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the same doctor, tbh posted:Get hosed dumbass |
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Oct 15, 2022 19:40
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Shifty Nipples posted:me llamo Shifty Nipples Someone that speaks two languages is called bilingual Someone that speaks three languages is called trilingual Someone that speaks one language is called American  
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Oct 19, 2022 01:00
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Who drinks tea? We drink coca-cola in this family. Or you can call it American champagne, if you want to be 
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Oct 26, 2022 03:05
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Stoner Sloth posted:i don't understand movies or tv shows unless they're awkwardly remade by other americans! are you talking about Wilfred? |
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Nov 16, 2022 16:37
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y'all is a great non-gendered plural pronoun and you will respect it. |
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Nov 19, 2022 22:17
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more falafel please posted:yeah this is why I started using it. "you guys" is so endemic to midwestern speech patterns so it's hard to get rid of but y'all is the closest thing, also gently caress prescriptivism yeah for real. the "you guys" trap is hard to get out of. |
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Nov 20, 2022 02:53
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Stoner Sloth posted:what if mad max but people had to drink tiddy milk for some reason! haha thunderdome, guzzoline! i completely get where this series was coming from and there are legit sequels after the one we called road warrior because we didn't know about the first movie for 20 years! I like Mad Max too, but I don't see what this has to do with Wilfred  I haven't seen the Aussie version, but the American one has a good looking lady in it, hth
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Nov 20, 2022 02:55
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it's only y'all if it comes from the y'all region of Arkansas, otherwise it's just sparkling ALL OF YOU ALL |
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Nov 20, 2022 04:01
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sube posted:We ruralites share one collective brain cell, unfortunately Im not a rualite so maybe this thought doesn't mean anything, but I'd imagine people from different rural areas have more in common than people from different cities. maybe it's justy imagination, someone that is better travelled than me should weigh in. |
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Nov 23, 2022 21:20
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"did you hear about the shooting?" "which one?" |
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Nov 25, 2022 21:55
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hahaha we live in hell |
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Nov 26, 2022 00:23
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Prurient Squid posted:"the one by the cop" in the united states we always talk about cops shooting people, but what about all the days they don't shoot people? like in 2021 there were fifteen whole rear end days where police didn't kill anyone at all. what more could we ask for |
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Nov 26, 2022 19:06
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"pics you want to share" / talk American crossover material
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Nov 30, 2022 06:20
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Chewbecca posted:Idk what that means but if you come to great nation of australia and desire ice in your hotels then I suggest you prepare for disappointment no ice? so much for being great, or chosen by god. |
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Dec 1, 2022 21:38
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Chewbecca posted:What do Americans even do with the hotel ice? what don't we do with hotel ice? it's for drinks, it's for icing our recent gunshot wounds, it's for throwing at children. |
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Dec 1, 2022 21:39
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fridge costs extra, the ice is free |
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Dec 1, 2022 22:02
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watho posted:“excuse me could i get some ice for my truck stop boner pills” is an example of |
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Dec 2, 2022 03:32
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Nosfereefer posted:australians and brits are already mad, tho not compared to Americans. |
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Dec 12, 2022 19:08
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welp it's Monday, time to spend 5/7ths of my week doing things I don't like with people I hate so I can not starve to death, then I'll spend the rest of the week too drunk to speak so maybe I can forget how much I hate being alive in this god forsaken country |
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Dec 16, 2022 22:05
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Sherbert Hoover posted:goddammit I ordered a quadruple cheeseburger and they gave me a triple, and the place is 2 blocks away and I'm low on gas. these lazy idiots always gently caress something up and then they ask for $15 an hour it's a good thing we didn't raise the minimum wage or things would be so expensive right now!
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Dec 23, 2022 22:13
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Nosfereefer posted:constantly asking everyone how they are, despite clearly not caring
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Jan 12, 2023 22:32
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Jan 16, 2023 22:06
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as an AMERICAN my Ford F-150 is RUGGED and POWERFUL, and it is exactly the machine I need to DRIVE MY KIDS TO SOCCER PRACCY, and GET GROCERIES FROM THE BOUGIE MARKET
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Jan 26, 2023 05:23
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Escape From Noise posted:Fahrenheit actually makes more sense for judging outside temperature... water freezes at 32° and boils at like 169° or something man, I dunno, drink this Budweiser
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Jan 26, 2023 05:50
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I always wanted to die young, but now that I can see that the US is going through it's death throes I'm hoping I can live long enough to see this poo poo country destroyed and parcelled off to our neighbors.
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Jan 28, 2023 18:23
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Prurient Squid posted:Duluth. lmao as a Minnesotan I feel so bad for people that live in Duluth during the winter. there are so many loving steep rear end hills. |
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Mar 5, 2023 17:26
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I get mad at out of state plate having drivers during rush hour. there's enough loving idiots who live and pay taxes in this state, I don't want to see out of state travellers during my morning/evening commute.
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Mar 7, 2023 22:10
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Prurient Squid posted:The drugstore. hold on ma, I need to call the "drugstore" to see if my "prescription" is in. *calls the plug to get an eight ball*
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Mar 16, 2023 22:25
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please don't call an ambulance 🤙 |
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Apr 14, 2023 17:39
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more like reach around the aisle! lol gottem |
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Apr 15, 2023 14:45
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bring tha motherfuckin ruckus! |
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