Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
I'm a direct descendant of Amerigo Vespucci :colbert:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
As evidence of my Americanism I will present all other posts in this thread which I have confiscated and will now claim as my own.

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

jmnmu posted:

hey im walking here

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Finding a hotel ice line item on the bill

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

Prurient Squid posted:

In the second Dirk Gently book there's an American woman whose whole thing was that she couldn't get it into her head that she can't get take away pizza in London.



That's the one with the Norse gods, right?

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

doody

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

watho posted:

my favorite musical artist probably died in a plane crash

At the age of 27

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
In America, the previous two posts are related

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
[pays for a compliment]

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

watho posted:

this motherfucker called it a cheese baconburger let’s kill him

Everyone knows it's called "pop"

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

watho posted:

if you use the wrong regional name for a sweet carbonated beverage the music cuts out and all the seas of conversations around you die out leaving a piercing silence

I got my silence pierced when I was 12 :colbert:

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Mmm, cookies and gravy.

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
I'll have what that influencer is having

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
*Turns on pop country*


'Cause this is the truuuuuck liiiiiife
Gonna do whatever I truckin' liiiiike
And if you say pretty girl you wanna give it a whirl
Then yell, "Shotgun!" with all your miiiight
This is the truuuuuuuuck life

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply