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I wanna speak to the manager! The manager of freedom < >
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Apr 28, 2024 12:09
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no don't call an ambulance I can't afford that
Also this
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Oct 12, 2022 02:50
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A train? I hear that in Japan everyone is just constantly sexually molested on those 24/7 and it's just the price you pay for that. No thanks. I like this idea of a car tunnel death trap though...
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Oct 12, 2022 02:52
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This is universal...
GET 'IM!
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Oct 12, 2022 03:06
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The freezing point is 32 degrees and the boiling point is 212 degrees. This makes total sense.
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Oct 12, 2022 03:07
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Having several units of measurement with the same name but with slightly different volumes for different products like beer, whiskey, and crude oil isn't weird and confusing at all!
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Oct 12, 2022 03:21
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Sure. But those are foreign products.
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Oct 12, 2022 05:57
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I get it I just think that barrels as an industry standard for units of measurement is really goofy and confusing. Especially when a beer, (American) whiskey, and oil barrel are all different volumes.
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Oct 12, 2022 07:32
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An american once told me that pizza was an american food. I didn't know what to say lol
So you've never heard of Detroit pizza? Or Chicago deep dish? Or Nantucket pizza? Or [lowers voice and looks around quickly] St. Louis pizza?
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Oct 12, 2022 12:08
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I don't think I can lower my voice enough to say Altoona pizza
I had to look this up and now I am dead. You killed me.
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Oct 12, 2022 12:10
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Milk in a bag? WTF?
But unironically.
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Oct 12, 2022 12:25
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the alcohol products are stored in casks tho
well kegs for beer but whatever
In America, Canada, and the UK brewery size and output is measured in barrels (31 US gallons). So when I'm talking shop and asking how big someone's brewhouse (volume of single batch of beer) is I'll get it in barrels, not gallons. So a brewhouse isn't 310 gallons, it's 10 bbls, etc.
Whereas if you were producing bourbon, the volume of a barrel is 53 gallons. Crude oil is 42 US gallons or 35 imperial gallons. The volume of a wine barrel is 59 or 60 us gallons depending on region.
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Oct 12, 2022 17:58
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The Internet posted:
Altoona-style pizza originated from the Altoona Hotel in the 1960s, and grew in popularity until the hotel was destroyed by a fire in 2013.
God: Well, I tried.
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Oct 12, 2022 19:10
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the name of the unit is the name of a container, is the joke.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
In American: I'm not owned, in fact, I'm laughing!
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Oct 13, 2022
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Oct 13, 2022 02:14
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<says juty wrong and in a funny way>
<says alumium wrong and in a funny way>
<says melbourne wrong and in a funny way>
Puts a can of beer in the cooler.
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Oct 14, 2022 21:19
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fffffff
Ok well the fact remains y'all pronounce aluminium as aluminum and I will forever judge you for it, namaste
Do you guys call a cooler a chili bin, or is that just kiwis?
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Oct 15, 2022 08:36
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Real kiwazzle innit?
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Oct 15, 2022 08:40
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As president of the greatest country on earth,
[Waves tiny American flag while hooting and/or hollering]
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Oct 15, 2022 13:55
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Tube steak
Cilantro
Beany babies
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Oct 15, 2022 14:42
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What's so weird about carpeting the bathroom and kitchen?
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Oct 23, 2022 04:02
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THERE'S RATS EVERYWHERE AND IT SMELLS LIKE AMMONIA CITY DO THEY NEVER MOP WHAT THE gently caress
TBF I don't think this is unique to big cities in America.
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Oct 23, 2022 05:53
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I guess Zurich was very clean but it was incredibly boring.
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Oct 23, 2022 16:32
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"ew what is this? sugar? in MY cold tea?!?"
I'm so confused.
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Oct 24, 2022 23:53
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I'm so confused because every time I've gotten iced tea in America it's sweetened. In Japan I regularly drink cold green tea with no sweetener. My image of American tea (along with the other commonwealth barbarians) is that they sweeten their tea because they don't know where to get the quality stuff.
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Oct 25, 2022 02:06
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The story I've always heard is that it was a hospitality/wealth-display thing in the antebellum South. You'd serve sweetened, iced, tea to a guest as a flex because each element of that cost a lot of money at that time and place.
Nowadays I think people just like sugar here.
Oh yeah. Like in Europe when refined sugar was first brought there people just straight up ate sugar.
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Oct 25, 2022 02:15
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in the south, yeah, and prepackaged iced tea is usually sweetened. but if I order iced tea here in Chicago it's gonna be unsweetened
Huh. Thought it was more of a chai town.
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Oct 25, 2022 02:31
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Gee, for a minute there, I though I was a gonner!
(chugs iced tea)
That's Brisk, baby!
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Oct 25, 2022 12:31
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Everyone should just learn to drink their tea straight as God intended IMHO.
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Oct 26, 2022 01:00
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Yeah! We just got a light rail! It runs between the two major cities. Twice in the morning and twice in the evening! The airport? Why would it go there?
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Oct 26, 2022 15:22
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Just sitting here at da’ sonics waitin on a corn dog and some tots
No totchoes? On a diet?
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Oct 27, 2022 00:04
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Get on the trolley ya goop!
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Nov 11, 2022 12:14
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Kid: Can I play soccer? Mom?
Soccermon: I don't give a care.
Kid: Awesome!
Wow. I'm really behind on the new Pokemon
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Nov 12, 2022 18:59
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Y'all is incredibly regional. I have never used it unironically.
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Nov 19, 2022 20:14
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All mad max is Australian hth
Despite what any dubs might have you believe
Max should maybe talk to a therapist about his anger issues IMHO. I know it's a rough place, but he's not going to fix everything with his one man war.
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Nov 20, 2022 07:32
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I just use the universal "assholes". Because everyone's got one!
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Nov 25, 2022 09:37
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I LOVE FREEDOM MORE THAN YOU!!!
Doubtful.
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Nov 25, 2022 09:41
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Chicken tendies 
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Nov 25, 2022 09:45
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i’m gonna buy boner pills at the truck stop
Same, but pep pills.
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Dec 1, 2022 11:57
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[Hands the teller their credit card]
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Ice machines are definitely a thing in US hotels.
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