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those of us wise enough to have chosen the detachable penis option can simply throw it in the dishwasher
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If the penis won't go into the dishwasher, then the dishwasher must go into the penis.
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Oct 17, 2022 15:50
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dishwasher? i barely touched'er!
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Oct 17, 2022 15:51
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One of them automatic bottle cleaners that thrusts a bottle brush up there and rotates it at high speed while injecting detergent.
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Oct 17, 2022 15:55
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op braggin for days about their stank dick and won't even give us a whiff
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Oct 17, 2022 16:19
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Stepbrother, what are you doing in the dishwasher?!
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Oct 17, 2022 16:22
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Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this dirt clean from my dick? No, this my dick will rather the multitudinous seas pestilent, making the green one brown
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Oct 17, 2022 16:38
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I wash my dick when it smells and I'm not even sexually active, hth op
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Oct 17, 2022 17:35
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rear end-penny posted:I wash my dick when it smells and I'm not even sexually active, hth op beta energy like this is the reason
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Oct 17, 2022 17:51
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Much like drinking before you get thirsty, you should wash your junk before the stank is notable.
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Oct 17, 2022 18:04
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If you tug constantly the dirt doesn’t have any time to form layers
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Oct 17, 2022 18:05
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BigBadSteve posted:If you haven't had an STD test since 3 months after you last stopped having sex/oral without condoms (virus development time so it's testable) assuming you ever did practice unsafe sex, then why not go get one, any GP will do it (or lie to the STD clinic a bit about your sexual history to get it free). It's an easy simple almost painless test, and if it's (God-willing, sounds like it will be) negative result, then if you stay faithful to your gf and ever do get an STD while with her, you can verbally abuse her for negging your poz hole. I think you would be shocked at how confused providers get when you seek an std test without being driven by symptoms. It is very strange.
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Oct 17, 2022 18:31
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Bad Purchase posted:beta energy like this is the reason for the season?
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Oct 17, 2022 20:13
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Take a putty knife and just start hacking away as hard as you can at those layers of smeg and pus.
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Oct 17, 2022 22:02
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Is there a penis cleaning fleshlight and if not how do I copyright? fakeedit: I’ve made a mockup with blueprints. It’s a Pringles can with an assortment of kitchen sponges and toothbrushes glued inside
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Oct 17, 2022 22:10
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A brown-haired chick who eats a whole jar of Nutella off my dick and pretends she has a beard and does a bunch of man projects around the house while I jerk the last bit of chocolate out of my pphole. 
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Oct 17, 2022 22:18
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Have you washed your disgusting dong yet, OP? If your wife is reading this: Please tie him down in his sleep and give that filthy willie a sponge bath with antiseptic soap. Better do the balls too, to be safe.
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Oct 31, 2022 06:15
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Op died of sepsis long ago
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Oct 31, 2022 12:06
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Complications due to stank-dick.
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Oct 31, 2022 12:12
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My dirty dick My dirty dick I want you to play With my dirty dick
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