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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Someone tell Altuve it's ok to not swing at the first pitch sometimes

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illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

Intruder posted:

Someone tell Altuve it's ok to not swing at the first pitch sometimes

Dude is just addicted to planting it in the Crawford boxes

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

wowww barely got him with that

e: huge play too cause it would have been YOrdan up with the bases loaded

Intruder fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Oct 20, 2022

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
No one outside Houston is seeing this commercial, but holy poo poo Dave Ward looks like death.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

why is verlander going right after judge and pitching around rizzo

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Second straight game Maldonado has called timeout while his pitcher was in his motion

Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



Robo Umps please

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Time is called on strike 3 and of course the next pitch is a monster double

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Time is called on strike 3 and of course the next pitch is a monster double

Time called by Maldy, next pitch is the same pitch to the same location for some reason

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
lol Jomboy just did a video about how Stanton calls time for no reason to gently caress with pitchers

And it worked again

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Stanton just hits it so hard it’s like playing pinball or something.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

lol Jomboy just did a video about how Stanton calls time for no reason to gently caress with pitchers

Time was called by the catcher

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
lol Donaldson sucks so bad now.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Intruder posted:

Time was called by the catcher

lol Maldonado did it for him

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Weird zone

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol that shift

rizzo could steal home easily

also a swinging bunt to the left side would drive in 2

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Give me maximum chaos

7 games, amorphous strike zones, clownball, dingers

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Return of Mustache Guy

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

A lot of Verlanders pitches don’t seem like they’re ending up where the catcher is.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Couple'a charitable ones on that AB.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Hey that one actually was a strike

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I don't understand how that shift ever works. Bregman was almost at second base. Runners on 2nd and 3rd. Anything hit even remotely to the left on the ground drives in two runs

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

STAC Goat posted:

A lot of Verlanders pitches don’t seem like they’re ending up where the catcher is.

He’s all over the place and it’s either something bothering JV or he and Maldy not being on the same page at all. Like Intruder said, Maldy calling time during his delivery and then calling for the exact same pitch location afterward.

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
i should have known years ago that harrison bader would be the heir apparent to brett gardner's throne, it seems so obvious now

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Can’t believe this blatant disrespect from Stanton, literally destroying Minute Maid Park.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Stanton blatantly vandalizing the Astros field, suspend him!

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

not a bad catch for a DH

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Nice catch by Stanton

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Does the audio sound like badly buffering YouTube for anyone else

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I really hate these commercials where kids talk their parents into letting them join the armed forces

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Intruder posted:

I really hate these commercials where kids talk their parents into letting them join the armed forces

Look it’s really important that parents okay their kids drone-striking weddings

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

I really hate these commercials where kids talk their parents into letting them join the armed forces

Space Force

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Intruder posted:

I really hate these commercials where kids talk their parents into letting them join the armed forces

It's somehow a worse set of ads than the Citizens For Sanity poo poo to me because those aren't trying to hide how evil they are.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

If Verlander has a quick inning here he could maybe go one more. Realistically I think this is it for him

Pungry posted:

It's somehow a worse set of ads than the Citizens For Sanity poo poo to me because those aren't trying to hide how evil they are.

It's always some middle class family too as if they didn't just have politicians openly saying student loan forgiveness is bad because it cuts down on the number of poor people they can pull into the military

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

MAYBE one more inning out of Verlander but I'd keep a short leash

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Short leash JV out for the 6th then?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I assume he’ll be out. He’s their ace and he’s dealing now.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Verlander striking out 7 of 8 after the start he had is pretty wild.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Altuve is never going to get a hit again

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Peña rules

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