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ChubbyChecker

Sherbert Hoover posted:

no i don't think i can, op

Viginti Septem posted:

That's a tricky one

e: sonnet

yeah, this one is beyond my understanding

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Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Could the foot of the iamb be "eE"?

If so, I guess

eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;

eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;

eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Alright, I've given two answers now. Next one requires photoshop

Shifty Nipples

"iambic pentameter" is one of those things I remember but never remember what it means or refers to lol


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Five sets of unstressed/STRESSED words or syllables (tick-TOCK) pattern per line. The tick-TOCK is the iambic foot. Five sets of those is the pentameter.

Shifty Nipples

Viginti Septem posted:

Five sets of unstressed/STRESSED words or syllables (tick-TOCK) pattern per line. The tick-TOCK is the iambic foot. Five sets of those is the pentameter.

Holy poo poo I had never thought of "pentameter" as penta-meter woah


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


here's some bad poetry for you sphinks

El Excelente eschewed every elf
who evilly exclaimed "Eat excrement!"
His even-keeled ego egged them on
eliciting ejaculative dents

He exceeded expectations to evade
explosive and egregious echo 'ere
eager to evade elaborate,
eccentric excitement to elven ear

Explitive economy exhausts
as every evil elf emerges, ere
Excelente educates 'em all to
extol excretive effigy elsewhere

Elves exeunt, El Excelente ends,
elucidating errors he emends


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Heather Papps

hello friend




thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
😎

beer pal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLdu48B9LqQ

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

more falafel please

forums poster

----e- 18
-- ------- ----e--e--e

----- - ------e --ee -- - ----e-’- ---?
---- --- ---e ---e-- --- ---e -e--e---e:
----- ----- -- ----e --e ------- ---- -- ---,
--- ----e-’- -e--e ---- --- --- ----- - ---e;
---e---e --- --- --e e-e -- -e--e- ----e-,
--- ---e- -- --- ---- -----e---- ----'-;
--- e-e-- ---- ---- ---- ---e---e -e----e-,
-- -----e -- -----e’- -------- -----e -------'-;
--- --- e-e---- ----e- ----- --- ---e,
--- ---e ----e----- -- ---- ---- ---- --’--;
--- ----- -e--- ---- ---- ----e-’-- -- --- ----e,
--e- -- e-e---- ---e- -- ---e ---- ----’--:
   -- ---- -- -e- --- --e---e -- e-e- --- -ee,
   -- ---- ---e- ----, --- ---- ---e- ---e -- --ee.




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Non Krampus Mentis

Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous
I tried writing a sonnet wherein every word contains the letter “e” but only got one line in:

When winter evenings make the golden east

and then my brain made fart noises on a loop for half an hour so, sorry boy king, imagine this engraved on a pedestal supporting two vast and trunkless legs of stone beside a half sunk shattered visage. nothing beside remains. round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare the lone and level sands stretch far away.

Gruß vom Krampus


:love: thank u deep dish peat moss for the sig :love:

tutankhalmond

Sherbert Hoover posted:

no i don't think i can, op

Viginti Septem posted:

That's a tricky one

e: sonnet

ChubbyChecker posted:

yeah, this one is beyond my understanding

Viginti Septem posted:

Could the foot of the iamb be "eE"?

If so, I guess

eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;

eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;

eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;
eE eE eE eE eE;

Shifty Nipples posted:

"iambic pentameter" is one of those things I remember but never remember what it means or refers to lol

your friend sk posted:

here's some bad poetry for you sphinks

El Excelente eschewed every elf
who evilly exclaimed "Eat excrement!"
His even-keeled ego egged them on
eliciting ejaculative dents

He exceeded expectations to evade
explosive and egregious echo 'ere
eager to evade elaborate,
eccentric excitement to elven ear

Explitive economy exhausts
as every evil elf emerges, ere
Excelente educates 'em all to
extol excretive effigy elsewhere

Elves exeunt, El Excelente ends,
elucidating errors he emends

more falafel please posted:

----e- 18
-- ------- ----e--e--e

----- - ------e --ee -- - ----e-’- ---?
---- --- ---e ---e-- --- ---e -e--e---e:
----- ----- -- ----e --e ------- ---- -- ---,
--- ----e-’- -e--e ---- --- --- ----- - ---e;
---e---e --- --- --e e-e -- -e--e- ----e-,
--- ---e- -- --- ---- -----e---- ----'-;
--- e-e-- ---- ---- ---- ---e---e -e----e-,
-- -----e -- -----e’- -------- -----e -------'-;
--- --- e-e---- ----e- ----- --- ---e,
--- ---e ----e----- -- ---- ---- ---- --’--;
--- ----- -e--- ---- ---- ----e-’-- -- --- ----e,
--e- -- e-e---- ---e- -- ---e ---- ----’--:
   -- ---- -- -e- --- --e---e -- e-e- --- -ee,
   -- ---- ---e- ----, --- ---- ---e- ---e -- --ee.

Non Krampus Mentis posted:

I tried writing a sonnet wherein every word contains the letter “e” but only got one line in:

When winter evenings make the golden east

and then my brain made fart noises on a loop for half an hour so, sorry boy king, imagine this engraved on a pedestal supporting two vast and trunkless legs of stone beside a half sunk shattered visage. nothing beside remains. round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare the lone and level sands stretch far away.

From humbly bowing out to helping me tune my authentic Egyptian guitar to penning timeless prose, another rousing success and, more importantly, another cheap plastic ball from the 8th wonder of the world.



Smells like...waking up to a sweetened sun...golden brown orb caressing the horizon, lofting higher yet and smiling down on us all....



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Welp, bundle up for the winter and tell the kids the good smell in the kitchen isn't for them, I guess.

tutankhalmond



Gosh, sometimes it feels like there's still a whole month's worth of balls plus some in there. I guess this is what they mean by being on the grind.



Fascinating...it all sounds...so familiar...

ChubbyChecker

it's a real eye opener









Stoner Sloth

it's a metaphor for how BYOB has expanded my mind, in this paper i will discuss

Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!
i will never discuss our great master King Gape's av


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Goons Are Gifts

butt


Heather Papps

hello friend


it's good!(?)



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Shifty Nipples

oh so that's what the comment about all the threads talking about Manifisto's av was about

it certainly is an avatar


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you.

this can be demonstrated by staring directly into the gaping anus of manifisto. one is led to wonder whether the "fist" in the manifisto had anything to do with the disgusting but impressive gape size of this particular abyss. when staring into this abyss, maintain a respectful distance lest the ring do, well, let's not talk about what the ring does. After a moment, one will see a large, frightening eye staring back.

this experience should discourage anyone from staring in, standing near, containing, or advocating for an abyss



Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
I talked about it on many an occasion, op



Thanks to Heather Papps for sweet sig, click for more hot lady action


sigs by luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise



(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Non Krampus Mentis

Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous
manifisto’s av:
a window into our past
that stares back at us.

Gruß vom Krampus


:love: thank u deep dish peat moss for the sig :love:

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Non Krampus Mentis posted:

manifisto’s av:
a window into our past
that stares back at us.

manifisto's av:
a window into our past
also, the rectum


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Rectum?

Damned near killed 'em!

more falafel please

forums poster

manifisto's av: an eye in hand

wait, which av am I talking about

exactly




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






tutankhalmond

ChubbyChecker posted:

it's a real eye opener

Stoner Sloth posted:

it's a metaphor for how BYOB has expanded my mind, in this paper i will discuss

Sherbert Hoover posted:

i will never discuss our great master King Gape's av

Heather Papps posted:

it's good!(?)

Shifty Nipples posted:

oh so that's what the comment about all the threads talking about Manifisto's av was about

it certainly is an avatar

Bacon Taco posted:

when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you.

this can be demonstrated by staring directly into the gaping anus of manifisto. one is led to wonder whether the "fist" in the manifisto had anything to do with the disgusting but impressive gape size of this particular abyss. when staring into this abyss, maintain a respectful distance lest the ring do, well, let's not talk about what the ring does. After a moment, one will see a large, frightening eye staring back.

this experience should discourage anyone from staring in, standing near, containing, or advocating for an abyss

Non Krampus Mentis posted:

manifisto’s av:
a window into our past
that stares back at us.

your friend sk posted:

manifisto's av:
a window into our past
also, the rectum

Viginti Septem posted:

Rectum?

Damned near killed 'em!

more falafel please posted:

manifisto's av: an eye in hand

wait, which av am I talking about

exactly

People say an animated picture speaks 1000 words, but I'm glad we also got the words this time.



*shakes capsule* ohhhh, no way, you didn't!!



YOU GOT A GAME BOY PRINTER!

What experts are saying about a Game Boy Printer:





It seems to be some kind of device built to print avatar-sized avatars....I wonder how Manifisto's would look on thermal paper....

tutankhalmond

A lazy weekend with a sleepy Sphinks



I'm concerned about today's riddle because the Sphinks heard Asher Roth for the first time yesterday



My greatest fears confirmed.

more falafel please

forums poster

well i'm more falafel and i'm here to say
my dingus measures up in a minor way
it's not too long and it's not too thick
it's tiny enough, you'd think it's some kinda trick

but i don't mind that it's much too short
it's easier to fit it in a USB port
so i can type words with my little peepee
and post them with my friends on BYOB




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
Tiny dingus? Turn on your monitor
If I had a dingus it would be ever longer-er
Dingus is about attitude and being good at posting
Your dingus is tiny so I guess you must be coasting

Tiny dingus means you post in GBS
Tiny dingus is whinging in QCS
Don't give a gently caress? Thats Bee Y Oh Bee
Straight chillin' is big dingus energy



Thanks to Heather Papps for sweet sig, click for more hot lady action


sigs by luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise



(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Heather Papps

hello friend


a dingus, a dongus
i'm rightus you're wrongus
it's all fiddle faddle
we wiggle, you waggle
concerned about sizes
missed out on prizes
quite sad and lonely
cause yer tiney boney



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
It's a ding-us
Not a ding-me
And we all post
In BYO-bee
So if it's tiny for one
It's tiny for each
That's pretty cool
Let's chill at the beach

Stoner Sloth

hey yo, so here we go
let me try to wing this,
it's stoslo with the flow,
improvise like charles mingus.
stack dough but say 'no!'
to coupon & deal binges,
a tale of woe? it's no blow,
for you or you're tiny dingus!

Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!
hey the ladies say I got a small dick
but the orbs when they see me say click click click
call me emptyquote gene
got that yellow on my screen
all my buddies in the yob they don't care about my bean
Im a poster packing peanut
but you should see me strut
when the yobbers in the yob quote my post about a butt


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tutankhalmond

more falafel please posted:

well i'm more falafel and i'm here to say
my dingus measures up in a minor way
it's not too long and it's not too thick
it's tiny enough, you'd think it's some kinda trick

but i don't mind that it's much too short
it's easier to fit it in a USB port
so i can type words with my little peepee
and post them with my friends on BYOB

Chewbecca posted:

Tiny dingus? Turn on your monitor
If I had a dingus it would be ever longer-er
Dingus is about attitude and being good at posting
Your dingus is tiny so I guess you must be coasting

Tiny dingus means you post in GBS
Tiny dingus is whinging in QCS
Don't give a gently caress? Thats Bee Y Oh Bee
Straight chillin' is big dingus energy

Heather Papps posted:

a dingus, a dongus
i'm rightus you're wrongus
it's all fiddle faddle
we wiggle, you waggle
concerned about sizes
missed out on prizes
quite sad and lonely
cause yer tiney boney

Bacon Taco posted:

It's a ding-us
Not a ding-me
And we all post
In BYO-bee
So if it's tiny for one
It's tiny for each
That's pretty cool
Let's chill at the beach

Stoner Sloth posted:

hey yo, so here we go
let me try to wing this,
it's stoslo with the flow,
improvise like charles mingus.
stack dough but say 'no!'
to coupon & deal binges,
a tale of woe? it's no blow,
for you or you're tiny dingus!

Sherbert Hoover posted:

hey the ladies say I got a small dick
but the orbs when they see me say click click click
call me emptyquote gene
got that yellow on my screen
all my buddies in the yob they don't care about my bean
Im a poster packing peanut
but you should see me strut
when the yobbers in the yob quote my post about a butt

The Gods were not expecting so many verses about dingus-as-wiener, but the Gods are happily surprised too, so



...o-oh, the lid is kinda soft, just sorta falls off...



YOU GOT A BANANA (DAY 5 EDITION)

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...wow! And I thought I was bad at posting!

tutankhalmond



Sorry about the delay folks and thank you for your consideration and hard work. The Sphinks has assured me that we're on schedule and you will continue to receive your conditioning rewards.



Wow, that's a tough one. As a pampered boy king who hasn't known a hard day's work in his life, I don't know if I even understand what is being asked here.

Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!
a work boot provider


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your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


I suppose I do op


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Prof. Crocodile

Wolverine?

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Heather Papps

hello friend


Leon Leonwood Bean



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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