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oh my god i'm 51 years old what happened to the time i'm my father already jesus christ he died at 88, and he played football. all i do is sit in a car gently caress my life is more than half over how did the years start passing so god damned fast
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whoa, hold on there. now i know I'm Jeff Gordon and I have a reputation but it's only been three dates and I don't think it would be appropriate for us to hold hands in public. I've been hurt before you know
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more falafel please posted:whoa, hold on there. now i know I'm Jeff Gordon and I have a reputation but it's only been three dates and I don't think it would be appropriate for us to hold hands in public. I've been hurt before you know |
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watho posted:my name is jeff gordon and this rollercoaster is way too fast for me! i was told it would only be moderately fast and this is faster than that! i am very scared Chewbecca posted:Jeff Gordon: oh god oh gently caress Sherbert Hoover posted:there was this amazing deleted scene from the phantom menace where jeff gordon was anakin's co-pilot in the podrace: Heather Papps posted:oh my god i'm 51 years old what happened to the time i'm my father already jesus christ he died at 88, and he played football. all i do is sit in a car gently caress my life is more than half over how did the years start passing so god damned fast more falafel please posted:whoa, hold on there. now i know I'm Jeff Gordon and I have a reputation but it's only been three dates and I don't think it would be appropriate for us to hold hands in public. I've been hurt before you know Slow and steady wins this race heh *I smirk at the camera*  Hold on...I'm getting something...I'm getting something...does anyone know someone named Kerchank?    YOU GOT THE GHOST METER EMF SENSOR What experts are saying about The Ghost Meter EMF Sensor:    Oooh, I wonder if there are tiny trinket-sized ghosts. For your sake, I hope so. 
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 Hmm, those remaining capsules really seem to be stuck up there, though I can hear the faint sound of smooching on their unforgiving plastic.  Wow, the classic riddle referencing me. Destroyed. We didn't even having making noise back in Ancient Egypt. Did you know that? |
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Ghouls are Ghastly posted:can someone type out the sound of an ISDN modem Prof. Crocodile posted:bweeEEEEEEeeeeeOONK |
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thank you very much for the new ringtone
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Shifty Nipples posted:reeeeeeeee buhdup... buhdup
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A feast for the ears. Symphonic.  Ohh be careful holding this one. It's a cold one!    YOU GOT NON-SUGGESTIVE NOVELTY BOTTLE OPENER What experts are saying about Non-Suggestive Novelty Bottle Opener:    Ahhh, nothing says bubiness like a bottle opener. Good luck using this wittle tiny one though. 
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 I don't how he got in there. Honest. Maybe we can guess him out. Or at least a part of him that can get clipped off by the mechanism?  Besmirch a foodstuff? Seems a little much, but who am I to question wisdom itself? I'm just a wittle adorable boy king. Oh, there's something on the back...  Folks, please do not kick the Sphinks. Would you kick the Screaming guy? Would you kick the Thinking guy? |
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*walking up with a ladder on my shoulder* Oh that peanut? Heh *placing the ladder next to the sphinks' claw* That peanut probably only has one nut inside *climbing up the ladder* Weak rear end bottom bulb, looks empty *exiting the ladder, crawling across the sphinks' paw* Malnourished, bad childhood probably, bad peanut mom smh *stands up on the sphinks' shin* Other end's nut probably tastes like rear end, just a bad peanut all around, throw it away imo *kicks the poo poo out out of the sphinks' shin* OW gently caress OWWW AHH Throw it in the garbage where it belongs
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i wouldn't kill a bunch of kids at school but sure whatever peanut butter rules go ahead i guess
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dude you're so fake. like you're not even a pea and you're not even a nut. legume? more like legoser. that's a legume loser by the way "ooh George Washington Carver documented over 300 uses for me" that's what you sound like
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Sherbert Hoover posted:*walking up with a ladder on my shoulder* Heather Papps posted:i wouldn't kill a bunch of kids at school but sure whatever peanut butter rules go ahead i guess more falafel please posted:dude you're so fake. like you're not even a pea and you're not even a nut. legume? more like legoser. that's a legume loser by the way Ah, yes, the Sphinks is pleased. Finally, back to a classic riddle, centered on Ancient Egypt's hatred of the peanut, of course.  If you hold it to your ears, you can hear the laughter of an pre-recorded laughter...    YOU GOT THE UNOFFICIAL MR. BEAN LEGO FIGURINE What experts are saying about the Unofficial Mr. Bean Lego Figurine:    ...cooooooool. Very cool.  Alright, another day another d-- Sherbert Hoover posted:*kicks the poo poo out out of the sphinks' shin* Hey hey hey whoah get back from the Sphinks ple--wait, what's that rumbling?  Whoah, you're not allowed a double! Hey now...but I can't help but open it when I see it...   YOU GOT 6:1 BALL PARK BEEF FRANK HOT DOG, 10 POUND What experts are saying about 6:1 Ball Park Beef Frank Hot Dog, 10 Pound:    Alright, I can't be mad at that many hot dogs, though I'd like a clearer answer as to whether or not they have dairy in them.  *heavy sigh* okay, I didn't want to do this, but I'm installing anti-kicking shielding on the Sphinks' shins. Enjoy your double while you can. |
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 Alright, I've thought about it and wow a double is very cool. I think it would be the coolest if it just ever happened once. For the memories. To keep it special!  Hm, I probably should not have let my dad play so much Warren Zevon around the Sphinks this weekend.... |
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I saw a pharaoh with a crook and a flail in his hands walking through the streets of giza in the rain he was lookin for the place called king nut'an'cum'un gonna get a big blessing for the grain AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *tickling the sphinks' chin*
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I saw Brendan Fraser walking with the Pharoah Doin' the werewolves of Luxor I saw Brendan Fraser walking with the Pharoah, uhn Doin' the werewolves of Luxor I saw a werewolf smokin'a a hookah at Trader Vic's His fez was perfect *coochie coochie coo* |
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i saw a werewolf browsing on match dot com lookin for a werewolf gf wanted to watch her pour blue fluid 1x/month maybe that's really how it works aWOOO *tickles the sphinks* more falafel please fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Nov 28, 2022
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 Don't make eye contact. We don't have to deal with him if we just ignore that he is there. Just take a deep breath and solve another infinity puzzle!  Whoah whoah whoah folks, we don't need to do that. Maybe just sit this one out. The Sphinks had enough laughter yesterday with all sacrilegious chin tickling. |
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hello old friend
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hah that's pretty clever having nut stuck in there in such a way that they are set free by december  the way the legs flail into frame makes me lol, i never really watched Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
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alnilam posted:A pretty old all time fav gif i was thinking about recently Chewbecca posted:
ChubbyChecker posted:that's one of my favorite ones as well No no no, the Sphinks is losing it, it's gonna be a two-baller ugh here we go  Ya ya ya crack it    YOU GOT TIDE PLUS SPORT LIQUID LAUNDRY DETERGENT What experts are saying about Tide Plus Sport Liquid Laundry Detergent:    I, too, feel like I'm becoming a tired girl.  Here we go again, let's get this over with.   YOU GOT COMBOS 7 LAYER DIP TORTILLA BAKED SNACKS 6.3-OUNCE BAG What experts are saying about Combos 7 Layer Dip Tortilla Baked Snacks 6.3-Ounce Bag    Yum....whatever here are the tiny ones.  
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 Yup, there you go, you did it. Game is over. All prizes run. 100% cheevos. Time to enjoy December.  Look, I feel for him, I really do, but there ain't no way that he fits coming out. Still no clue how he got in there. Maybe we just enjoy making threads about me, the boy king of Ancient Egypt, from now on. |
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