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Well, it's that time again volk. I think this is going to be my last time hosting it - my life is a lot busier these days and while I enjoy this immensely, I just don't really have the kind of time I used to. So that being said, let's send it out with a bang! Join me in shaming McNally for never loving doing anything with the lithium I sent him, I paid good money for that and didn't even get a lovely video of it fizzing and popping or anything The Usual: I need to know who you are. I need to know what your address is. I need to know your forums username (unless you want to go for the double-blind mystery box, in which case it's your funeral) I need to know if you're willing to send overseas or CONUS only. I need to know if you have any preferences re: booze, weed, etc I also need your credit card number. Please send me all of these things to this handy-dandy email address, along with check or money order for only $49.99. thefinalsatan@outlook.com Need Ideas? Some of the greatest hits to date have been insanely awesome. There was a literal bag of poo poo delivered to one lucky member. There was a spraypainted and stuffed squirrel. There was a fetal pig carcass (sent to our resident Jew, no less) As well as uranium, radiation meters, live grenades (i think), and some presents that were actually legitimately awesome. The most important rule here is HAVE A loving LAUGH. It's been a poo poo year and we could all use it. Obviously don't deliberately try to hurt anyone, cause global thermonuclear war, or be mean for the sake of it, but bring the Christmas spirit and enjoy. I'll close this towards the end of November at a completely arbitrary date of my choosing and send out victims whenever I feel like it. LIST OF VICTIMS: Two Finger SoulDentist Vincent Van Goatse MonkeyWash Arc Light Ataxerxes McNally nullscan Duzzy Funlop pantslesswithwolves Tiny crabdad Time Crisis Actor Sarah TheWeedNumber StinkyPete Slim Pickens Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Nov 27, 2022 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Join me in shaming McNally for never loving doing anything with the lithium I sent him, I paid good money for that and didn't even get a lovely video of it fizzing and popping or anything Oof, yeah, I should do that this year. Count me in, email to follow
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Nov 4, 2022 02:20
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Sent
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Nov 4, 2022 02:59
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I'm in, I'll send the mail when I'm at my computer. Edit: Sent. Ataxerxes fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Nov 6, 2022 |
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Nov 5, 2022 09:09
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I'm down, sent my deets. Would be dope if I nab an EU Gipper this year so I can send some personalized madness, but if I get someone across one of the countless oceans, I still have some fun gift ideas
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Nov 10, 2022 19:14
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Uptake has been surprisingly low so far, I'll post a list when I have a chance
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Nov 10, 2022 19:33
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I've joined in yet again. Smoke Crack is a bitch and Worship Secret Satan.
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Nov 10, 2022 20:23
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List of names posted. Sign up or don't, do what you want
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Nov 17, 2022 01:06
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Yo let’s do this.
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Nov 17, 2022 03:47
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Let the semi insane gift ideation begin!
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Nov 17, 2022 06:25
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Hope my Santee likes weird poo poo from Korea. Let's do this!
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Nov 18, 2022 12:16
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In for this again (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 19, 2022 20:53
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Forgot about this, just joined in!
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Nov 19, 2022 23:39
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I'm in.
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Nov 24, 2022 05:04
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I am normally a big cheerleader of this and was wavering but you goons talked me into it this year I sent my email.
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Nov 25, 2022 08:57
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I'm in again. Shirt size large and I like coffee more than booze but will take either.
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Nov 27, 2022 17:47
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I'll close this the coming Sunday and try to have names out that day.
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Nov 27, 2022 18:04
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:I'll close this the coming Sunday and try to have names out that day. poo poo I thought I emailed you but I didn't. Just sent it in with the deets. Thanks for organizing this.
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Nov 27, 2022 19:54
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I'm in for this, always a good time. We like cats and weed also space Sending the email.
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Nov 29, 2022 16:05
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I’m in, this is always hilarious.
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Nov 30, 2022 01:19
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Email sent
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Nov 30, 2022 02:54
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Dec 2, 2022 02:15
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gently caress it I'll join
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Dec 2, 2022 03:26
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I forgot this was a thing, IM IN BABY https://i.imgur.com/mWpP8p4.mp4
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Dec 4, 2022 03:47
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LOBSTER COCK
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Dec 6, 2022 05:21
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Right. I've just done my thing and sent out a pile of emails. If you haven't yet received your email, please let me know either here or via email. I've done my best to stick to everyone's requests re: shipping, but i'm only human so please forgive me if I mixed someone up.
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Dec 6, 2022 09:12
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Both Printers are a Running for my Secret Satan
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Dec 6, 2022 11:09
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So, in the hypothetical event that you care what clothing size you get from your Satan, you might want to list it here and specify what measurement you use, or else it you're my giftee I will be forced to guess your US size based on your posting history.
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Mm that's a good hypothetical. Even though I mostly post in food and Costco threads so you could guess but it's 3XLT lol. Just in case. I'd like to hypothetically know my santees size too !
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Dec 7, 2022 00:57
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3xl but refer to Omar the Tent maker he is a good Tailor
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Dec 7, 2022 01:34
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L if necessary.
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I am an XL boy
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Dec 7, 2022 09:11
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I wear a medium.
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Dec 7, 2022 15:34
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I'm super excited about my santee and have some fun gifts in mind.
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Dec 7, 2022 15:35
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I am an XL lard lad
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I’m like an XL idk
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Dec 7, 2022 22:30
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I wear an XL
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Dec 7, 2022 23:01
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I don't post on SA as much as I used to, so I guess my Santa will find I'm an enigma wrapped in mystery wrapped in men's size medium as applicable.
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Dec 8, 2022 00:05
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4xlt if you must include a shirt. The T is important, I look bad in belly shirts. Or just a bedsheet with a neck hole in it, basically. Insert username / post combo joke here.
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L/XL depending on the time of day and the phases of the moon.
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