madlibs v. 3: you got yer adjective in my noun

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Finger Prince

10. Borneo

# ? Nov 17, 2022 02:45

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 06:59

Ass-penny

RELATIVES

This is a/an mucilaginous explanation of what relatives are. If you don't know, you are probably turgid. Parents consist of one mother and one love truncheon. Mothers are always saying "Go comb your orb," or "stop picking your SomethingAwful forums account !" Brothers and sisters are called donguses and they are often a pain in the unibrow. Grandfathers and grandmothers are your parents' dinguses. They will buy you poached eggs on vegemite toast when mother says you can't have any. An aunt is someone who is married to your Borneo. Relatives only get together on Thanksgiving or greebmas to eat a big hole hawk. Do we really need relatives? I doubt it.

# ? Nov 17, 2022 05:14

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I bet hole hawk is juicy and only kinda gamey :bernget20:

# ? Nov 17, 2022 05:40

Ass-penny

Areola Grande posted:

I bet hole hawk is juicy and only kinda gamey

Probably depends what hole you get it out of :moonrio:

# ? Nov 17, 2022 06:00

Ass-penny

I'm not sure if I made it super clear but anyone can make a list if they want a crack at this! you can source them from anywhere and they are frequently hilarious with almost no effort!

another list for the mean time

1. a number
2. adjective
3. geographic location
4. adjective
5. plural noun
6. name of a lady poster ITT
7. noun
8. adjective
9. verb
10. noun
11. noun
12. noun
13. plural noun
14. a Russian word
15. an exclamation

# ? Nov 18, 2022 08:41

Goons Are Gifts

15. Anal!!

# ? Nov 18, 2022 08:42

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

14. Babushka

# ? Nov 18, 2022 08:44

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Ghouls are Ghastly posted:

15. Anal!!

nice

# ? Nov 18, 2022 08:44

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

12. cactus

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# ? Nov 18, 2022 12:33

Stoner Sloth

1. 69

# ? Nov 18, 2022 13:10

tutankhalmond

rear end-penny posted:

2. adjective

sloppy

# ? Nov 18, 2022 14:55

Finger Prince

3: Richard Bong State Recreation Area

# ? Nov 18, 2022 16:06

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

7. fanny

# ? Nov 18, 2022 19:53

Finger Prince

9: exude

# ? Nov 18, 2022 19:58

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

10. booze

# ? Nov 18, 2022 20:08

Ass-penny

1. ~~a number~~ 69
2. ~~adjective~~ sloppy
3. ~~geographic location~~ Richard Bong State Recreation Area
4. ~~adjective~~ massive
5. ~~plural noun~~ nuns
6. name of a lady poster ITT
7. ~~noun~~ fanny
8. ~~adjective~~ comely
9. ~~verb~~ exude
10. ~~noun~~ booze
11. noun
12. ~~noun~~ cactus
13. ~~plural noun~~ big fat boners
14. ~~a Russian word~~ babushka
15. ~~an exclamation~~ ANAL!!

only two more words, friends!

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# ? Nov 18, 2022 22:04

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

13. big fat boners

# ? Nov 18, 2022 22:09

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

8. comely

# ? Nov 18, 2022 22:11

Heather Papps: hello friend

5 - nuns

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# ? Nov 18, 2022 22:20

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

4. massive

# ? Nov 18, 2022 22:24

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

11. Weenis

# ? Nov 19, 2022 04:03

Love Stole the Day: Please give me free quality professional advice so I can be a baby about it and insult you

6. Chewbecca

# ? Nov 19, 2022 04:09

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Nov 19, 2022 04:11

Ass-penny

THE SECRET AGENT

James Bond, Secret Agent Double-069, was in a tight spot. He was trapped in the sloppy jungle of Richard Bong State Recreation Area and the massive nuns were closing in. He glanced at his companion, Chewbecca. The expression on her face was full of fanny. He remembered all their comely times together. He was about to exude from the booze, when he felt a cold weenis in the small of his cactus.
"Put up your big fat boners!" his companion said, I too am a spy. My real name is Olga Babushka."
"ANAL!!!" exclaimed Bond. "This will cost me my Christmas bonus."

# ? Nov 19, 2022 04:32

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

rear end-penny posted:

THE SECRET AGENT

James Bond, Secret Agent Double-069, was in a tight spot. He was trapped in the sloppy jungle of Richard Bong State Recreation Area and the massive nuns were closing in. He glanced at his companion, Chewbecca. The expression on her face was full of fanny. He remembered all their comely times together. He was about to exude from the booze, when he felt a cold weenis in the small of his cactus.
"Put up your big fat boners!" his companion said, I too am a spy. My real name is Olga Babushka."
"ANAL!!!" exclaimed Bond. "This will cost me my Christmas bonus."

that's more like it :hampants:

# ? Nov 19, 2022 04:40

Goons Are Gifts

this is a spy movie I can get into

# ? Nov 19, 2022 09:48

Goons Are Gifts

Alright let's do this I got one:

1. Adjective
2. Foods (plural)
3. Verb
4. Common Saying
5. Noun
6. Foods (plural)
7. Color
8. Something you can ride
9. Animal
10. Person

# ? Nov 19, 2022 09:52