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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
This is a safe space for jokes and japes

japezone

E: I am ok even with a little joshin!!!!!!!!

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
just tipped over a park bench! riot commence!

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

20 Blunts posted:

just tipped over a park bench! riot commence!

I hope it was a zoot suit riot! Riot!

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KykyoGqs-fU

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Anyone want a piece of gum?

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010
is it sugar free

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
https://i.imgur.com/QYrDh8H.mp4

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

I had the fake ice cube with a fly inside it but, being a piece of plastic, it sank to the bottom of a drink instead of floating like an ice cube should, and thus, it didn't fool my mom at all. And since she bought it for me, I really should have foreseen that.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Pladdicus posted:

is it sugar free
Very much so, yes.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
One time for April fools day I put a rubber band on the kitchen sinks hose so when my mom turned on the sink it sprayed her.

She's dead now :(

EDIT: Not because if the prank, she refused to wear a mask in public two years ago.

Scruffyhawk
Jun 30, 2005

FHNNNNNNN
Ramrod XTreme

Knormal posted:

Anyone want a piece of gum?



don't mind if i ddAAAAUIGGGGGGGGH

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
List for me the rules we should break in this thread and I will honestly consider breaking them

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I will break the rules of this thread by being an upstanding citizen. :evilbuddy:

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

Qu’elle soit extra ou ordinaire
Chaque vie finit d'la même manière
C'est la seule justice sur la Terre
Tous égaux dans le cimetière


kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
shake shake

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Puttin' ketchup packets under the toilet seat so they explode the next time someone sits down :hehe:

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I was a kid at camp and someone messed with my ketchup and hosed my Dukes of Hazard t-shirt up.

I started to cry.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
i'm telling mom

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I'm gonna pick three random threads and post numbers 1, 2, and 4 and then everyone gonna have to search every other thread in the forums for where I posted the 3!!!! :xd:

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

Nooner posted:

I'm gonna pick three random threads and post numbers 1, 2, and 4 and then everyone gonna have to search every other thread in the forums for where I posted the 3!!!! :xd:

its there

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

R.L. Stine posted:

i'm telling mom

tattletale

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Hey is your server running?

WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!!!!!!

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


im gonna do a david hahn.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Distract the waitress while I unscrew the caps on all the salt and pepper shakers.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Hey, I'm going to take these collateralized debt obligations and rate them AAA without reviewing them

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


ikanreed posted:

Hey, I'm going to take these collateralized debt obligations and rate them AAA without reviewing them

now thats how you do motherfucking mischief.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
gonna put a confetti bomb at the end of the boston marathon

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Gonna walk on grass

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds
Guys! Wait! Guys! Are there shenanigans involved? Because my dad would KILL me if he found out I was involved in any shenanigans!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




skippin school and hangin here all day with my foot clan buds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmpVDeFq1Aw

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Itching powder in the enemas

Lossy Compression
Sep 29, 2019

Hooked On A Feeling

Mirage posted:

Guys! Wait! Guys! Are there shenanigans involved? Because my dad would KILL me if he found out I was involved in any shenanigans!

Whoa, whoa! Let's just take a step back here. Mischief is one thing, but shenanigans is way over the line.

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

Qu’elle soit extra ou ordinaire
Chaque vie finit d'la même manière
C'est la seule justice sur la Terre
Tous égaux dans le cimetière


Bad Purchase posted:

skippin school and hangin here all day with my foot clan buds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmpVDeFq1Aw

and nights getting into some fine mischief at Cyberdelia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxUti-xIi8s :cool:

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

Qu’elle soit extra ou ordinaire
Chaque vie finit d'la même manière
C'est la seule justice sur la Terre
Tous égaux dans le cimetière


good beats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHyxVP2t1Xs

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Oh hell yeah, I'm going to drink that whole thing and then play some irresponsibly violent video games!

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
One time I left a bucket of water leaning against my neighbours front door

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

i scrumped an apple

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Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Sometimes I wanted to egg my neighbours house but I was too scared so I just threw eggs into their yard

One time half a tomato

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