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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Charles Leclerc posted:

Congrats on outing yourself as a redditor.

Honestly someone needs to start a SAS F1 thread (dank)

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Dank posts. Posting dankly. Danking as heck.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Fastest car on the track... amazing

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

MustardFacial posted:

Could this be Ferrari's year?

https://twitter.com/ScarbsTech/status/1628422548814716934


No, they'll still gently caress it up.

That's going to catch fire

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
When outkast was singing "ninty six gon be that year" in their seminal atliens they were referring to two time world champ Michael Schumacher in his first year with the scud. He got third. But twenty three gon be that year.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

ShallNoiseUpon posted:



Old raw beef Verstappen

Look at this good bag of dicks max.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
He likes crazy frog but not axel f

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
You guys are all saying max can't do spice but I can also seem him as a stunt hot sauce on everything guy especially if it has a nu metal name like oval office puncher sauce

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

the milk machine posted:

i just assumed max is always listening to the dutch and austrian national anthems on repeat

Current or historic anthems?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

is everyone excited for a new and exciting season of Drive to Survive™ tomorrow?

I am looking forward to a historically correct retelling of the 2022 f1 season

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Thanks Ants posted:

Everybody in F1 is a Tory except for Alonso.

We need some more Argentinians so even if they're hard fasc they probability won't have a picture of Maggie in their wallet.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

ilmucche posted:

I can't wait

If anything the milfs just get better with time

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Fundamentally DTS is built on narratives and the narratives are built on access.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Bloody Pom posted:

Showing Otmar completely ballsing up the Alpine contract negotiations was pretty good at least. Ah yes, admit out loud that you pay your drivers less than anybody else and then wonder why they all look for greener pastures, excellent strategy :shuckyes:

Even Cyril was better than this fool.

To be fair with Piastri he's going to crash a bunch of cars his first few years no matter what and if he shows promise he's not going to resign with alpine in any case. They basically have no reason for not going with a veteran where they are in the midfield. McLaren is in exactly the same position.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Nybble posted:

Maybe it’s because I’m used to the dumb way American sports do expansions, but it makes some sense to me. And probably why some rich people would rather just buy a team vs starting it, they want the access, fanbase, and prestige now vs paying a fee to all the teams and setting up the whole organization from scratch

Then you have leagues like MLS that are just Ponzi schemes where basically whole source of revenue for the established teams is the entry fees from expansion teams.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
It does a good job of reminding you of some of the past lols and doesn't at all mention that most of the races were 2 hour promenades.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

the milk machine posted:

i really hate all the "THEY'RE GLADIATORS, THEY"RE WARRIORS" bullshit in f1 and also other sports. no they're not. they drive a car or throw/catch a ball.

crofty sucks so much

They are braver than the troops and cops op

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

the milk machine posted:

watching DTS my wife pointed out how rough it must be for Zak Brown, who is america-fat, always having to be photographed with people who are at most europe-fat

What level fat is otmar? He definitely has usa grown moobs.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Honestly Charles = shinji, binotto = gendo, carlos = asuka all work very well but there really aren't too many good reis on the grid, maybe if they could get Michael back in the car

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

italian quid posted:

You can do the same thing with any vehicle if you buy winter tires hth

I got my snow tires on this year and it was 70 the next week and I knew what it felt like to pit for softs for the fastest lap.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

How does Zac Brown still have a job

Who's getting him out the door?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Bloody Pom posted:

Max, his smile fake
Jos, when the belt struck

The car clashed
Maximilian and Ricardo at Baku

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Pragmatica posted:

did someone make a fantasy league yet? i skipped a bunch of posts :ohdear:

also, who is doing the next OP?



Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
The tennis ones whole first hour is a rehabilitation piece for noted piece of poo poo Nick Kyrgios.

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

it would own if jerry falwell ran f1

The pool boy could gently caress his wife on the plywood in Miami.

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