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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Mr. Meagles posted:

However on your 40th birthday you completely lose the ability to hold in farts

Now that is a goddamned lie, I choose not to hold farts in.
and by 40 you realise that gently caress people's sensibilities. :fart:

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


What I want to know is why God wants me to take double the amount of piss breaks! Is this a sick fetish thing?!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


But that depends more on the availability of dodgy Viagra pills and borderline illegal pornography, and you generally need to get older and wealthier to get those.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Why the hell would I want to make things easier for the next generation? The world owes me so gently caress you.

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