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HE’LL BLOW YOU AWAY A former FBI agent must stop a crazy man from blowing up bombs
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Nov 25, 2022 10:32
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Nov 25, 2022 10:32
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there’s a crazy man who’s blowing up bombs and a former FBI agent must stop him
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Nov 25, 2022 10:33
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FBI agent Brank Gornky: 'See you later... detonator." <puts on shades as he walks way from a cool explosion... wait wasn't he sposed to stop that?> |
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Nov 25, 2022 13:18
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Stoner Sloth posted:FBI agent Brank Gornky: 'See you later... detonator." <puts on shades as he walks way from a cool explosion... wait wasn't he sposed to stop that?> p much standard fbi procedure |
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Nov 25, 2022 13:53
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A crazy man is blowing up bombs… could i stop him even if i’m no longer an FBI agent?
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Nov 25, 2022 13:55
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Nosfereefer posted:p much standard fbi procedure except for one thing... Brank Gornky quit the FBI two days ago cause he was sick of doing things by the book! |
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Nov 25, 2022 14:00
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Stoner Sloth posted:'See you later... detonator." lol Also is he blowing up bombs, like, using a bomb to blow up other bombs? Assuming no one was hurt and minimal damage, that's just... less bombs, right? Maybe he's a hero?
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Nov 25, 2022 14:05
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Stoner Sloth posted:except for one thing... Brank Gornky quit the FBI two days ago cause he was sick of doing things by the book! :o |
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Nov 25, 2022 14:06
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Twenty Four posted:lol someone blew up my prized bomb collection!!!!!
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Nov 25, 2022 14:09
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watho posted:someone blew up my prized bomb collection!!!!! never fear, FBI agent (former) Brank Gornky is on the case!!! |
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Nov 25, 2022 14:11
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how crazy would it be if the crazy bomb blowing up man was actually the woker
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Nov 25, 2022 15:11
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current fbi agent: *puts his arm across former fbi agent when the former fbi agent tries to step forward towards the crazy man blowing up bombs* wait...let's see what he's up to |
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Nov 25, 2022 15:18
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current fbi agent: you don't know that Frank, this is why you aren't on the force. Maybe those bombs were special because they were his. Accordingly, we've put a team together and...well...we're going to give the crazy man more bombs. It's called hypothesis testing Frank, you could never understand that. Didn't then. Don't now. I could lose my job for even telling you this. |
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Nov 25, 2022 15:20
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current fbi agent: Frank, we're going to have to stop you. We have reason to believe that bomb is his wife. I know...I know...it's disgusting, but maybe that's what love is, Frank. Maybe if you considered that you'd still be on the force. |
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Nov 25, 2022 15:25
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“i’ve triangulated all the attacks and i’m sure i know where he will strike next *points on a map* the children’s charity bomb parade” “that’s insane! nobody would blow up those bombs! you’d have to be—“ “crazy?”
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Nov 25, 2022 15:47
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"Come down to Crazy Frank's Bomb Emporium where prices are exploding! We're clearing inventory on warheads, missiles, IEDs! Our prices are CRAAAAAAAZY!" "Frank, no! You can't drop prices this low. You'll go bankrupt and then I'll have go back to my job at the FBI." |
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Nov 25, 2022 17:54
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watho posted:“i’ve triangulated all the attacks and i’m sure i know where he will strike next lol |
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Nov 25, 2022 19:39
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tutankhalmond posted:current fbi agent: you don't know that Frank, this is why you aren't on the force. Maybe those bombs were special because they were his. Accordingly, we've put a team together and...well...we're going to give the crazy man more bombs. It's called hypothesis testing Frank, you could never understand that. Didn't then. Don't now. I could lose my job for even telling you this. <later> current fbi agent: ah geez Frank... you were right... those lousy bombs shot me... and i was only two days from retirement. tell my wife i love her... and Frank... get that crazy man for me <dies in franks arms> former fbi agent Frank: <screams at heavens> CRRRAAAZZZZYYY MAAAN!! |
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Nov 25, 2022 21:08
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"Nyeheheheheh!!! You missed! You'll never stop me, FBI Agent! I'm too hosed up and craaaazzzyyy to stop! Nahahahahaha!" (did not notice agent was aiming for the gigantic bomb directly behind him) |
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Nov 25, 2022 21:38
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What if Frank was the bomb the whole time?
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Nov 25, 2022 21:54
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Twenty Four posted:What if Frank was the bomb the whole time? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIBJMV9bc80
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Nov 25, 2022 22:40
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"What if the real former FBI agents were the bombs we wanted to blow up along the way?" "That's crazy." |
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Nov 26, 2022 04:24
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Thanks for reminding me of electric six, listening to more of their stuff right now. That guitar player has some amazing right hand technique, loose but on point! Really solid bass too, that's my jam, sorry for the derail!
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Nov 26, 2022 12:08
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Twenty Four posted:Thanks for reminding me of electric six, listening to more of their stuff right now. That guitar player has some amazing right hand technique, loose but on point! Really solid bass too, that's my jam, sorry for the derail! never apologize for talking about electric six! i saw them live earlier this year and it was definitely probably a top 3 concert incredible stuff love them to death
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Nov 26, 2022 12:16
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perfect band to listen to if you’re a former fbi agent who must stop a crazy man from blowing up bombs
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Nov 26, 2022 12:17
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But what's the fbi agent gonna do when we keep startin fires? It's my desire! Probably nsfw but, well...  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-FxmoVM7X4
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Nov 26, 2022 14:03
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Unfortunately due to some confusion between what a "Former" is, positionally in the FBI. The resulting film ends up being 2 solid hours of a man filling out forms at a desk, with occasional ceiling dust to indicate an explosion in the distance. There is no dialogue, and it was Morgan Freeman's last work..
Too much is always not enough! |
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Nov 26, 2022 14:33
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smokin hot babe: it's either stopping the bomb or doing my bum, lover boy. what's it gonna be |
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Nov 27, 2022 03:34
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it pains me to say that a former fbi agent must stop a crazy man from blowing up bombs 
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Nov 28, 2022 01:31
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ill get those drat bombs if its the last thing i ever do |
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Nov 28, 2022 03:21
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current FBI agent: we got him, Frank. the crazy man is back at headquarters. it’s over, you can go back to your retirement now and leave this nonsense to the guys getting paid. former FBI agent Frank: if you say so Devins. but mark my words something’s not right here. current FBI agent: there’s nothing more to worry about Frank. tell the Mrs I send my regards. now get some sleep. former FBI agent Frank: Devins wait— *click* current FBI agent Devins goes back into the interrogation room to find the suspect still passed out, as if he was drugged. current FBI agent: what’s going on here, he’s still not awake? other current FBI agent: it’s as if he was drugged. wait, what’s that ticking. the suspect’s ticking grows louder. Tick! Tick! Tick! why he’s not a man at all!! he’s a bomb!!! KABOOM!!!!! the FBI office is blown to bits. former FBI agent Frank (at home like 20 miles away but somehow knowing this happened): CRAAAZZZYYYYY MAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!! |
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Nov 28, 2022 06:58
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Dr. Honked posted:how crazy would it be if the crazy bomb blowing up man was actually the woker some men just want to watch the military industrial complex burn |
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Nov 28, 2022 07:53
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please my dad is mr man, call me crazy
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Nov 28, 2022 12:40
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watho posted:please my dad is mr man, call me crazy |
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Nov 28, 2022 13:01
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to stop the crazy man from blowing up bombs, a former fbi agent must BECOME a crazy man blowing up bombs |
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Nov 28, 2022 13:02
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Former FBI Agent: (licks finger, pinches burning fuse to extinguish it even though that's probably not how fuses work) Sorry crazy man. Only sane men are allowed to blow up bombs on my watch. |
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Nov 28, 2022 14:37
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"I'm gonna blow you up for what you did to me, Agent Bombs!!!" "You can't do that. First of all, I'm retired now. I'm just Frank Bombs, civilian. Second, I'm not actual bombs; that's just my name." |
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Nov 28, 2022 15:46
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i’m gonna end up watching detonator and there’s no way it actually lives up to this thread and the description that spawned it
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Nov 28, 2022 15:57
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Frank Bomb Investigator |
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