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where I came up with a hacky joke structure. The general idea is that you tell a really lame Vaudeville era personal attack joke at someone 3 times in a row and then you deliver the killer blow: "And you can have that one!". The general idea of the joke is that: 1. You tell them the same joke 3 times in a row (Rule of Threes). 2. It's a bad joke. (irony) (3). You tell them that "they can have that one". ( This is a very bad joke that I wrote or stole and I just owned you with it. You can have it because I'm done with it.) Is this a joke structure that exists? I realize that it's hack and stupid. I can't remember the 3x joke that was the example from my dream. I just want to know if the general idea of the joke exists in any media.
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And that joke, is you're posting. You can have that one 
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Nov 27, 2022 12:36
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This is a good joke, in your dreams!
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Nov 27, 2022 12:44
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super sweet best pal posted:This is a good joke, in your dreams! It's the most coherent thing that I've ever had come out of my dreams. I have all sorts of dreams where when I wake up, they're total nonsense when I wake up, if I even actually remember them.
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Nov 27, 2022 12:53
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I dreamt that i got chlamydia and woke up all sweaty and with chlamydia
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Nov 27, 2022 13:39
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Icochet posted:I dreamt that i got chlamydia and woke up all sweaty and with chlamydia Better call the Dream Warriors.
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Nov 27, 2022 13:42
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Fart. Fart. Fart. You can have that one.
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Nov 27, 2022 13:43
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Icochet posted:I dreamt that i got chlamydia and woke up all sweaty and with chlamydia And you can have that one!
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Nov 27, 2022 14:02
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Edmund Sparkler posted:It's the most coherent thing that I've ever had come out of my dreams. I've woken up slightly, and I'm aware that I'm between being fully awake and still in the nonsensical dream. During these moments, I logically know that my dream won't make sense once I open my eyes, but it makes perfect sense while they're still closed. And every time, I think 'maybe this time will be different', and every time, I'm wrong.
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Nov 27, 2022 15:44
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I had a dream I was eating a pillow and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone
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Nov 27, 2022 16:33
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I had a fun Creepshow-style dream and a follow up dream where I described it to someone to parse out the missing pieces. It was about a cheating husband killing his wife and keeping the skin on her face because she had been beautiful. Only the skin was alive and ended up killing him and taking the rest of his skin so it could take revenge on his affair partners. Possibly inspired by me watching Hellraiserer again a few days ago.
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Nov 27, 2022 16:56
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I once dreamt a commercial for a product called "Tombo". Is was shot in a style I can only really describe as "late 70s glam", was set in a dark, fancy restraraunt with the greased lens making all the candles create halos and lens flare. The POV followed a white gloved waiter carry a covered silver tray to a table with a golden retriever and reveal a succulent roast chicken. A voice over began: "New Tombo - it's human food, for your dog" I woke up excited convinced that this would make me rich, until I realised in the shower than people can just give their dogs cooked chicken if they want at any time. However, to this day my ex and I still text each other pitches for Tombo products and their commercialslike: Tombo lite, Tombo GO!, Tombo: Tastes of Asia, Tombo: Tastes of Mexico, Tombo: Tastes of Italy, Tombo MAX!, My First Tombo and Tombo Her.
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Nov 27, 2022 18:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI1RLVEywRk
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Nov 27, 2022 18:17
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Tombo! was a PS1 classic, for sure
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Nov 27, 2022 18:17
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Brother Tadger posted:Tombo! was a PS1 classic, for sure Wasn't that pork-based, tho?
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Nov 27, 2022 18:26
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Jerk store.
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Nov 27, 2022 18:38
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Tombo sounds like a tomb service for today's busy gen x/millenial crowd. Forget boring old masonry and marble, it's Tombo (TM)
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Nov 27, 2022 20:30
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that was literally martin luther king jr's famous speech, op. that's exactly what he said to the crowd.
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Nov 27, 2022 20:33
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Colonel Cancer posted:Tombo sounds like a tomb service for today's busy gen x/millenial crowd. Forget boring old masonry and marble, it's Tombo (TM) No. Because it's pronounced Tom-BOH and is clearly human food for dogs, not whatever nonsense this is.
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Nov 27, 2022 21:03
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can you write an example because I don't understand
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Nov 27, 2022 22:11
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Disco Pope posted:No. Because it's pronounced Tom-BOH and is clearly human food for dogs, not whatever nonsense this is. Tomb-o Eco can be a nice tie in, making humans food for dogs 
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Nov 27, 2022 23:15
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Das Boo posted:I had a fun Creepshow-style dream and a follow up dream where I described it to someone to parse out the missing pieces.  And you can have that one!
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Nov 28, 2022 02:35
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Thats weird, OP. I had the exact same dream
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Nov 28, 2022 02:51
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I had a dream last night where I was watching a real strange Simpsons episode. Somehow Marge ended up becoming paraplegic, and shortly afterwards, Homer ended up meeting a lady in town and they ended up becoming friends. He even brought this lady for dinner at his house to meet his family. Because Marge was so depressed about her whole situation, she thought that Homer was cheating on her with this lady, so she kinda started to actually encourage Homer to spend more time with this girl instead of her. After Homer and Lady come back from one of their actual friend date, he finds out that Marge had thrown herself off a cliff, but left a note to Homer telling him to be happy with his new girlfriend. Except that they were only platonical, and Homer ends up just depressed from the situation. The end.
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Nov 28, 2022 03:35
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Disco Pope posted:No. Because it's pronounced Tom-BOH and is clearly human food for dogs, not whatever nonsense this is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKfEYvem3IM
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Nov 28, 2022 03:44
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Space Kablooey posted:I had a dream last night where I was watching a real strange Simpsons episode. A classic season 2 episode.
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Nov 28, 2022 06:42
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Waltzing Along posted:Jerk store. I also thought of seinfeld https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Qh5InEZ3U
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Nov 28, 2022 09:58
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Maybe it doesn't have to be the same joke three times in a row. The only thing I remember at this point was being on a walkie talkie with Diddy and someone else at the same time. Diddy said some dumbass poo poo and the other dude was like, "You should be fired... out of a cannon... into the sun. And you can have that one!".
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Nov 28, 2022 11:05
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i dreamt of removing viruses from a computer. they would show up in task manager and it was basically wack a mole with these viruses when i woke up i formatted my usbs
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Nov 28, 2022 11:11
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Take youre meds op.
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Nov 28, 2022 12:05
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Take youre meds op. This is art.
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Nov 28, 2022 12:27
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I dreamt there was a crow-duck hybrid chilling out on a branch outside my kitchen window. I waved and they came up to the window so I opened it. She introduced herself as Gladys, I gave her some water and we had a nice chat just hanging out. Was quite disappointed to wake up, she was nice.
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Nov 28, 2022 13:09
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Another one I had was where people were describing "womansplaining' as "Clarissaing" as in "Clarissa Explains It All", which I thought was kind of clever for my subconscious mind, except for the small fact womansplaining isn't really a thing.
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Sentinel Red posted:I dreamt there was a crow-duck hybrid chilling out on a branch outside my kitchen window. I waved and they came up to the window so I opened it. She introduced herself as Gladys, I gave her some water and we had a nice chat just hanging out. Was quite disappointed to wake up, she was nice. Gladys is real in our hearts
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