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Are multivitamins a scam?
Yes
No
Goku (who notably does not take a multivitamin)
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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Elon420DogeLord posted:

the stack I take was calibrated for my genome, but, heh, a lot of it metabolizes into amphetamine. I know a cool doctor if you can wait a few months! Like a 10k consult.

That’s cool but how bout the ropes?

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Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Elon420DogeLord posted:

I got yer back friend!

Tweet back at me!

@Elon420DogeLord please give everyone in this thread who contributed something positive to the vitamins discussion a Twitter checkmark. All the cum guys should get something else :catstare:

Also cut back on the diet caffeine free soda. It does not have nutrients

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Doc Fission posted:

@Elon420DogeLord please give everyone in this thread who contributed something positive to the vitamins discussion a Twitter checkmark. All the cum guys should get something else :catstare:

Also cut back on the diet caffeine free soda. It does not have nutrients



Cum gang......
ATTACK!

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

naem posted:

porque no los dos

Friends, goons, countrymen, lend me your ears! What if one were to... cum on some poo?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Cacator posted:

Friends, goons, countrymen, lend me your ears! What if one were to... cum on some poo?



Cum gang we're being flanked!!!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Cacator posted:

Friends, goons, countrymen, lend me your ears! What if one were to... cum on some poo?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol THATS where you're drawing the line kit?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

https://www.health.com/sex/semen-facts posted:

It Has Actual Nutrients
Dr. Reitano said that sperm contains vitamin C, B12, ascorbic acid, calcium, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, zinc, potassium, sodium, fat, and hundreds of different proteins. But don't quit your daily vitamin just yet. "The quantity of actual nutritional components is tiny," Dr. Reitano said, and most of semen is simply water.


So stay hydrated with vitamin h2o

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lol THATS where you're drawing the line kit?

It's important to set boundaries

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



so if you wake up in the morning with morning wood....you might be able to get into a situation where you make both. You are going to need a special selection of vitamins and fiber to maximize your gains. I would suggest hiring some sort of dietician, or barring that getting a four year degree in biochemistry.

Eventually mankind will solve this riddle.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Oscar Wild posted:

https://www.health.com/sex/semen-facts posted:
It Has Actual Nutrients
Dr. Reitano said that sperm contains vitamin C, B12, ascorbic acid, calcium, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, zinc, potassium, sodium, fat, and hundreds of different proteins. But don't quit your daily vitamin just yet. "The quantity of actual nutritional components is tiny," Dr. Reitano said, and most of semen is simply water.

Yeah but what if you suck 20 dicks a day.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



BigBadSteve posted:

Yeah but what if you suck 20 dicks a day.

This is so crazy it might just work. I think you are on to something here.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lol THATS where you're drawing the line kit?

This is what we get for speaking truth to power ✊

CumBlast Radius Jr
Nov 1, 2022

by Azathoth
Multi seems like a lot

Stick to some, at best.

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
The only multivitamin the human body needs is cigarettes

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Someone should invent a cigarette that makes big loads

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!

Colonel Cancer posted:

Someone should invent a cigarette that makes big loads

Winston

CumBlast Radius Jr
Nov 1, 2022

by Azathoth
Im doing Few vitamins

subsribe to my online

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

mite drink a mineral water tonight

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

but then your cum smells like Winstons

~monkey paw lights a cig somewhere~

CumBlast Radius Jr
Nov 1, 2022

by Azathoth
Ya heard of food?

Its filling that middle ground we want, between micro and macro vitamins.

And its been doing it for centuries.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

BigBadSteve posted:

Yeah but what if you suck 20 dicks a day.

Well then you've given 20 people vitamin H for happiness

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

op you should try the liver king concoction. the liver king is a super buff manlet who totally doesn't use steroids and totally didn't get ab sculpting, and advocates eating the same foods our primal ancestors ate such as bacon cheeseburgers. here's the recipe:

The Liver King posted:

LIVER KING CONCOCTION 2.0

(this makes a 2-week supply)

INGREDIENTS

FATS

- Ghee - 220 grams
- Almond Butter - 420 grams (the whole jar)
- Duck Fat - 50 grams

DRY GOODS

- Bluebonnet's Grass Fed Vanilla Protein - 220 grams
- Grass Fed Gelatin - 140 grams
- Himalayan Pink Sea Salt - 12 to 24 grams (trust me)
- Cinnamon - 10 grams
- Creatine - 140 grams (this supports my insane needs for optimal methylation)

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Just copped the Super D
Gonna be makin' some Super Cs

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
https://www.siemens-healthineers.com/

For Healthineers their customer service is very prudish about which of their devices are best for measuring cum quality

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Smugworth posted:

Just copped the Super D
Gonna be makin' some Super Cs



that's weird, when i went to the market and asked the stocking person for some Super D what he showed me didn't look anything like that

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Smugworth posted:

Just copped the Super D
Gonna be makin' some Super Cs



bro if you want megacummies you need to take lecithin

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?

Mozi posted:

that's weird, when i went to the market and asked the stocking person for some Super D what he showed me didn't look anything like that

shopping at Shaw's again near closing, I assume. I keep telling you Hannaford has far fewer of these problems

Big Bizness
Jun 19, 2019

Eat this OP


That's right, that stuff your granddad is always stocked on. Look at these stats. Look at all those vitamins.



They taste good too. You can throw some chopped berries in there if you want some more sugar.

Eat some veggies if you can every day an make sure you're getting enough protein for your needs too. EZ.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



everyone knows Total is completely bogus and its mostly just saw dust and toaster leavings.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

good amount of zinc and B6 but lacking in the magnesium department, hard pass

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Surely that's not healthy enough. Surely we can go healthier.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Big Bizness posted:

Eat this OP


That's right, that stuff your granddad is always stocked on. Look at these stats. Look at all those vitamins.



They taste good too. You can throw some chopped berries in there if you want some more sugar.

Eat some veggies if you can every day an make sure you're getting enough protein for your needs too. EZ.

Dont talk poo poo about total

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Dont talk poo poo about total

when you say total you are deadnaming wheaties

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

BigBadSteve posted:

Yeah but what if you suck 20 dicks a day.

For me, it was Tuesday

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

numberoneposter posted:

good amount of zinc and B6 but lacking in the magnesium department, hard pass
All you have to do is put some spinach or mushrooms on your Total

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




I once went through a bottle of American really over the top vitamins (solgar I think) which were unapologetically crazy such as 3200% or 1200% of recommended daily dosage and, I poo poo you not, other than turning my piss brilliant gold, felt energetic and my dick rock hard. If you are over 40 and got nothing to lose - recommend.

sad question
May 30, 2020

Who cares, they cost like nothing. Unless you buy the expensive ones, then yes, lol you are being scammed.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

ManBoyChef posted:

when you say total you are deadnaming wheaties

Wheaties are still around though

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ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Wheaties are still around though

thats what they want you to think. Its actually total in old reused wheaties boxes. Ever wonder why they still have Doug Flutie on the box?

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