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Are multivitamins a scam?
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Goku (who notably does not take a multivitamin)
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Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



I take a daily out of habit because I don't eat enough of anything, including vegetables. But I need to know if I'm being bamboozled by the Bayer Corporation once again.

Tell me, goons. Tell me right now!!!

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Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Horrorosaurus posted:

U want a habit switch to opioids they're definitely not a scam you'll feel better real soon

Good luck, bish.

Thanks for the advice friend :) I will keep an eye out for these next time I'm in the store!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Eat some vegetables op

I mostly just eat meat and rice left to my own devices. It's not terribly responsible and also I am turning 31 soon so I need to take better care of myself.

nullEntityRNG posted:

If they're not in the shape of the flinstones, then I'm sorry to report you are being scammed. I'm sorry.

They're shaped like regular pills and sometimes they make my tummy hurt :(

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Edgar posted:

I think you poop them out before your body fully digests the pill.

this is probably accurate tbh

Jose Oquendo posted:

Yeah they're a scam. Your body doesn't really absorb poo poo the right way from them. Plus, if you're in a first-world country, even if you eat a lovely diet, you'll get the vitamins and junk you need from food.

Obviously if your doctor says you should take a supplement for a particular vitamin or mineral, you should. Otherwise they're a waste of money.

But what if I want to achieve 100 percent of my daily values on everything? Is there a way to be a nutrition completionist?

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Nah they make your cum taste like vitamins. :gizz:

🫡

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



hot cocoa on the couch posted:

hmmm. starting to think you're leaving out some critical information here op

the instructions say to take them with food but I don't always so I assume the rocks the pill is made of are just waging war in there

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Take some zinc for strong ropy loads op

I don't have the equipment to produce ropy loads. this is not a load-bearing thread

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



I've been unmedicated for most of this year and I did have a moment where I was reading lightly on the internet about what OTC supplements I could take to manage what I believed to be my tableau of mental illnesses. Then it was brought to my attention that I have bipolar disorder and you simply cannot ginseng your way out of that one :downs:

It does get pretty wacky out there though. https://psychcentral.com/bipolar/herbs-for-bipolar-disorder You can really DIY health with a little confidence and the power of SEO

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Luvcow posted:

echoing others itt about eating vegetables op. the feeling you'll get after eating healthy will hook you and it'll get easier. then you can gently caress it all up again each time the sun goes down and you drink yourself to sleep.

How did you know what time I drink myself to sleep :tinfoil:

a mysterious cloak posted:

Be sure to slam some cinnamon, elderberry, and whatever other bullshit the boomers are pounding down like a miracle cure

this just sounds like a recipe for a bad cookie :(

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Luvcow posted:

oh I didn't realize op wanted thick ropy loads.

I have Tinder for this (raucous laughter, everyone stands up and claps)

Das Boo posted:

Pretty sure my vitamin Bs are legit because they turn my piss midnight rave N E O N.

ok but fr though? frfr?

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

See now his mom probably has a vitamin D deficiency, so this is where vitamins would help out. :hmmyes:

im gorl

naem posted:

just like, open a can of peas and add half to your rice. you don’t even have to cook them, just add to hot rice and then put your meat juice on top.

boom vegetables

This is the worst advice that has been presented in this thread. Peas!?

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Prof. Crocodile posted:

the average american gets 0mg of colloidal silver in their diet, and if you're living off of meat and rice this almost certainly includes you as well, op. this is what you should be worrying about.

I will be working on this.

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



We did it folks. The thread is stickied in order to bring the public's attention to this important issue.

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Doc Fission posted:

We did it folks. The thread is stickied in order to bring the public's attention to this important issue.

Flew too close to the sun on this one. That's OK, I'll still keep posting in this garbage forum :colbert:


SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

Also multivitamins in the states don’t fall under FDA guidelines, so there’s no rigid standards for purity, ie that they’re not bulking out fillers with sawdust or not cross-contaminating batches. There was a class action lawsuit in NY about a decade ago because people taking a multivitamin got secondary sex characteristics from the factory making hormone supplements in the same machines and not properly cleaning them. I think the worst instance are these multivitamin drops for newborn infants where the actual amount of iron was a lot higher, like dangerously high.

now this ... this sucks

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



maybe you jerks should try vitamin B69

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Hey now, this thread is about health not horniness. Take it outside!

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



hot cocoa on the couch posted:

oh word? and that's why you're asking for advice on how to shoot monstrous ropey loads a great distance?

Ropes are the healthiest way to excrete anything!

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



can you vape vitamins

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



cutting up lines of Centrum at the club

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



I cannot stress this enough, this thread is NOT about cum. It is about the vitamins and nutrients you need to live your best life. Sometimes your best life doesn't even involve cum. Have you thought about that

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



if i wake up and this thread has some heathen cum name i'm swearing vengeance on your families

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



gbs didn't need a cum thread. the whole forum is cum threads

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Smugworth posted:

big cummies

i'm swatting you with a broom till you get out of here! go on, git!

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



MODS

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Cowman posted:

I wash it down with multivitamin shake powder mixed in vitamin water

The rare man, who gets 100 percent of his daily values across the board. The modern superman.

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Smugworth posted:



new gang tag please mods

i cannot allow this to be the legacy of the vitamins thread

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Elon420DogeLord posted:

I got yer back friend!

Tweet back at me!

@Elon420DogeLord please give everyone in this thread who contributed something positive to the vitamins discussion a Twitter checkmark. All the cum guys should get something else :catstare:

Also cut back on the diet caffeine free soda. It does not have nutrients

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Surely that's not healthy enough. Surely we can go healthier.

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



What's up vitamin gang. I took my daily this morning and ate it with some tostones. I did not bother making a main dish because I am in a bit of a hurry this morning. Still, I can only assume today my body has been enriched.

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Smugworth posted:

Rope report?

If you don't get outta here with your ropes :argh:

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



the olly viagra what

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The size and frequency of my cums

STOP ENCOURAGING SMUGWORTH

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



What does fish oil do?

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Have we all taken our vitamins this morning?

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Haven’t eaten yet op. I always take mine with a meal to avoid an upset tummy and to maximize bioavailability.

pissed bc i made breakfast this morning for mine and i STILL have an upset tummy :smith:

that's okay though i'll still keep taking that garbage :colbert:

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Everyone keeps trying to make the vitamins thread horny. I alone will keep pulling it back from the brink

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Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Took my vitamin today and no tummy ache. Excited to benefit, or for nothing whatsoever to happen. Still undecided as to which

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