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Are multivitamins a scam?
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No
Goku (who notably does not take a multivitamin)
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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003




BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I think a little :fart: is a fair price to pay for thick ropy loads op

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

are amphetamines considered . multivitamins because if so I'll take so.e of those

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Loving how we can talk about our ropes here and not get probed
Dudes rock

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Cum rocks

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

The Fattest PI posted:

Seriously though if you're over 30 and a dumb gross goon start taking a fiber supplement. It makes it a drat joy to poo poo. It's like I'm farting out a rubber snake.

Feels like I get it all too ya know? Very satisfying. Prior it felt like there was always more around the corner and almost never felt like super satisfied with my poops. Oh and the wiping? Don't get me started on the wiping. Barely need any toilet paper. I think fiber ties up lipids or whatever which is why it reduces cholesterol? Whatever, if you have greasy shits you disgusting goon, take fiber and rejoice.

Sir this is the cum thread

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Roumba posted:

Mods, you know what to do.

I don't want any mod fistpounds thank you

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

seems smugworth needs to go to horny jail methinks

C'mon bro

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Hollismason posted:

Please rename thread to big ropey loads big cummie vitamin thread

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

big cummies

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

ManBoyChef posted:

in all honesty and fairness I have to say that vitamin c is great when you are sick. Its water soluable so any excess you will just piss out and then the fish will get some too.

We all know what the C in vitamin C stands for

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

numberoneposter posted:

i weighed myself last night before bed at 206.9 lbs and then i did a cum (drat near hit the headboard! :gizz::corsair:) and then i weighed myself this morning at 206.4 lbs :2monocle:

according to my calculations thats half a pound of cum

big cummies award winner here folks
who can beat him

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

Half a a pound is super impressive!!!!

THIS!!!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

If you add enough xanthum gum to a nice batch it will solidify well enough that you can form it into a block and slice it like cheese onto toast

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'm a gastronomist

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003



new gang tag please mods

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Doc Fission posted:

i cannot allow this to be the legacy of the vitamins thread

Don't forget to do a before and after rope report

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

The big poops thread is over here

Mods ban this filth if they continue trolling the big cummies thread

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Doc Fission posted:

@Elon420DogeLord please give everyone in this thread who contributed something positive to the vitamins discussion a Twitter checkmark. All the cum guys should get something else :catstare:

Also cut back on the diet caffeine free soda. It does not have nutrients



Cum gang......
ATTACK!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Cacator posted:

Friends, goons, countrymen, lend me your ears! What if one were to... cum on some poo?



Cum gang we're being flanked!!!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Just copped the Super D
Gonna be makin' some Super Cs

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Doc Fission posted:

What's up vitamin gang. I took my daily this morning and ate it with some tostones. I did not bother making a main dish because I am in a bit of a hurry this morning. Still, I can only assume today my body has been enriched.

Rope report?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

ManBoyChef posted:

I get all my vitamins the tucker carlson way: By tanning my balls in the sun.

Rope report?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Doc Fission posted:

the olly viagra what

you heard him

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Noblesse Obliged posted:

i dry swallow a single penny a day. 1996 or older

Rope report?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Been taking these for a while now and let me tell you the phrase “huge multi” isn’t referring to the size of the pill.



what's it referring to bro

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The size and frequency of my cums

I thought so

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Sup guys just checking in with a real quick rope report.

Fat ropes

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Prof. Crocodile posted:

I had to come back to this thread for cum content because I got a sixer for posting about cum in another thread. Perhaps because I was joking about cum, and not taking it seriously enough.

Welcome back to the fold, here's your gang tag

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I just started watching 60 Days In and the ladies in the lady jail crush up jolly ranchers and Skittles and mix it with coughy and crushed women's vitamins to make a concoction called "whippit" and they share it and it gets them high af

:2bong::okpos:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

modern bullets are still made of lead and usually jacketed in copper op

ok C.H.U.D.!!!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Saalkin posted:

How many vitamins are in a baconator?

I don't know but they're so goddamn good

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

You gotta order the freeze dried chimp+wolf testes from Onnit bro

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Real heads know you gotta rate the ropes before you can make adjustments to the stack bro

It's important to get a baseline of your ropes before introducing any performance enhancers

Maybe this can be like a fitness log but for rope reports

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Zil posted:

Someone has found the perfect shirt for smugworth



I love dolphins
Paging my secret santa

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

GABA ghoul posted:

There have been cases where people died from gummy vitamins. Please take care, brother


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ6nREONy_4

These motherfuckers never heard of gummi bears smdh

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Stoatbringer posted:

From the Trump lol thread, but seems oddly appropriate for here:







THIS!!!

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