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Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; PEANUT BUTTER IS NOT MY FATHER

# ? Nov 29, 2022 02:37

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# ? Feb 6, 2023 02:25

Literally A Person: May 17, 2017

What is it....holding there????

# ? Nov 29, 2022 02:40

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

That's a lego fleshlight duh. It came with the Harry Potter Hogwarts set originally.

# ? Nov 29, 2022 02:54

emSparkly: Nov 21, 2022; God, why is the ear so big?

It's a jar of walnuts for him to crack open. Duh.

# ? Nov 29, 2022 02:54

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

It's too big.

# ? Nov 29, 2022 03:00

A farting mink: Nov 6, 2022; by Pragmatica

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No less than 21 detailed LEGO community minifigures (LEGO 45022-9348) will help you learn about a variety of professions and professionals. Add even more life and spice to your bustling LEGO collection!

As far as I know the set was only ever released in Germany and The Netherlands and once the Danish main office found out about it the set quickly vanished.

# ? Nov 29, 2022 03:22

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

A farting mink posted:

As far as I know the set was only ever released in Germany and The Netherlands and once the Danish main office found out about it the set quickly vanished.

What's wrong with a woman practicing on a speed bag? :confused:

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:08

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

She can go to work on my bag if you know what i mean

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:12

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

What do the Europeans have against professional boxers smdh

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:15

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

Jelly posted:

What's the point of a fleshlight anyway when you've got hands shaped like that

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:16

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Devils Affricate posted:

What's the point of a fleshlight anyway when you've got hands shaped like that

Their dicks are not round.

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:18

Literally A Person: May 17, 2017

Zil posted:

Their dicks are not round.

It's quite ironic really.

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:20

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; Can't post for 22 hours!; Fun Shoe

big lego tibbies

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:24

Literally A Person: May 17, 2017

Chinatown posted:

big lego tibbies

NO NEVER

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:28

Literally A Person: May 17, 2017

DON'T YOU EVER SEXUALIZE LEGOS

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:28

Literally A Person: May 17, 2017

Jelly posted:

THIS IS NOT A JOKE. THJIS IS NOT SOMETHING FOR YOU TO GET YOUR DITY ROX OFF TO

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:29

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; Can't post for 22 hours!; Fun Shoe

Literally A Person posted:

DON'T YOU EVER SEXUALIZE LEGOS

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:29

Literally A Person: May 17, 2017

YOU MKE ME SICK

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:29

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; Can't post for 22 hours!; Fun Shoe

Literally A Person posted:

YOU MKE ME SICK

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:30

Literally A Person: May 17, 2017

GAS THE THREAD AND BAN CHINATOWN

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:31

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

I will not stand for this round Lego dick conspiracy

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:31

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; Can't post for 22 hours!; Fun Shoe

Literally A Person posted:

GAS THE THREAD AND BAN CHINATOWN

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:31

Literally A Person: May 17, 2017

Chinatown posted:

okay that one made me laugh a litt;e

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:32

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

Show me one single shred of evidence that their dicks aren't round, I dare you

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:36

Bluemillion: Aug 18, 2008; I got your dispensers
right here

Literally A Person posted:

What is it....holding there????

Something to crack a nut in!

Chinatown posted:

BONER! Haha BONER!

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:37

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Chinatown posted:

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:40

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Chinatown posted:

lmao

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:55

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

chinatown you can't just tease us with these hot lego men!!! you need to post the source! i demand it!!!!!

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:56

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; Can't post for 22 hours!; Fun Shoe

Booty Pageant posted:

chinatown you can't just tease us with these hot lego men!!! you need to post the source! i demand it!!!!!

# ? Nov 29, 2022 04:58

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009; _{Self Defense}
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Chinatown posted:

I wouldn't be asking her to "lego" iykwim.

# ? Nov 29, 2022 06:19

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Chinatown posted:

lmao

# ? Nov 29, 2022 06:59

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

A thermos. Hermos.

# ? Nov 29, 2022 07:11

Cabbages and Kings: Aug 25, 2004; Shall we be trotting home again?

A farting mink posted:

As far as I know the set was only ever released in Germany and The Netherlands and once the Danish main office found out about it the set quickly vanished.

funny but I think this is the most likely explanation as well as this poster